Mila Kunis’ Stalker Escaped From A Mental Health Facility

Well, this is unfortunate.

E! News confirms that Stuart Lynn Dunn escaped from the Olive Vista Behavioral Health Center in Pomona, Calif., this weekend. The Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department tell us that deputies and the probation department are searching for Dunn, who pleaded no contest to stalking the Black Swan actress in January 2013…Detective John Gregozek testified at a preliminary hearing in 2012 in which Dunn had pleaded not guilty that Kunis “was scared” of Dunn and believed he had “crazy eyes” and looked like he “could eat” her. The investigator added that the Ted star “feared for her safety,” especially after Dunn violated a restraining order she obtained against him.

Netflix still hasĀ  American Psycho 2 available for streaming, so maybe he escaped to make sure they remove it. I’m sure Ashton Kutcher will catch him as soon as he creates a hastag.

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So Mila Kunis Bounced Back Quick

Mila Kunis without makeup is basically the Russian remake of The Ring, so imagine that face walking around pregnant. But good news: she’s no longer pregnant and put on makeup for the Jupiter Ascending premiere last night. These pictures are probably why Ashton Kutcher will get her pregnant again. Women and their wily tricks! Also, I have a friend at Sundance who said mostly everybody walked out of the screening, because Robert Redford didn’t have the necessary insurance if people died of laughter from watching Channing Tatum in a mesh tank top and eyeliner.

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Mila Kunis Had Her Kid
Mila Kunis Had Her Kid

 

Now that I think about it, I can’t really remember a time when Mila Kunis hasn’t been pregnant? She’s been pregnant for like three years, right? It seems like three years. Like super pregnant. Anyway, she’s not pregnant anymore.

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher just wrapped up their newest production — in diapers –– Mila has given birth to a baby girl TMZ has learned. Sources close to Mila’s womb tell us … Mila delivered Tuesday night at Cedars-Sinai –– the hospital of choice for many celebrities. We’re told they arrived at the hospital Tuesday around 6 A.M. … and were taken right to a delivery room. They came by themselves — no entourage, no family. Sources tell us Mila delivered right on schedule … and delivered right around the Jewish New Year.

Cool. Another precious life on Earth. It won’t be hard to pick her out of 7 billion precious lives already here later on, because her parents are famous and decided to have unprotected sex and have a baby in a country where water magically appears on shelves and missiles won’t her on her way to school. She also won’t have to fight kangaroos. I don’t know about that last one. Not really sure what goes down in Australia. Congrats to the happy couple!

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Mila Kunis Doesn’t Care About Ukrainians
Mila Kunis Doesn’t Care About Ukrainians

 

Mila Kunis came to America from Ukraine at the age of 7, but she's in America now, fuck them. Also, don't ask about That 70s Show. Pregnancy is stressful.

“I’ve talked about me moving to America in a hundred interviews,” she told Whitty. “It’s the most mundane subject possible, it’s like everyone’s immigrant story. It was much harder for my 13-year-old brother, it was much harder for my parents.” Things only got worse when the reporter tried to get her thoughts the embattled country. “I know what your next question is so let’s just skip it,” she said later. “You’re going to ask me what I think about what’s going on now in Ukraine. Just because I lived there until I was seven doesn’t mean I identify with Ukraine.” Maybe just as bad, was when he asked Kunis, who got her big break on the sitcom “That 70s Show,” if she’d turned to drama in search of a new challenge. “I hate when people ask me this question,” she said. “People have this misconception that comedy’s easy … I’m always looking for challenges and I find a lot of things to be challenging. It can be the director, the producer, a lot of things. I just want to work with people more talented than I am that I can learn from.”

Let's just chalk this up to hormones and Chick-Fil-A being closed on Sundays and maybe her realization that Ashton Kutcher's baby is growing inside her, but she does comes across as kind of a bitch here. Not that I care. You've seen Mila Kunis, right?

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Mila Kunis Will Have A Shredded Vagina
Mila Kunis Will Have A Shredded Vagina

 

In the July 2014 issue of Marie Claire, Mila Kunis talks about being pregnant and how big her boobs are now then this. Why always this?

“Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.”

I'm not really sure about this post because what she said actually makes me like her more, but then I realize she's telling me to visualize her vagina being shredded. Are we talking like barbecue or tacos, because there are things I can associate with those so we can get past this.

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Mila Kunis Is Having A Girl

Why did you add 2014 + 18 in your head just then? Weirdo.

Ashton Kutcher will soon be outnumbered 2-to-1 in his household — because his pregnant fiancee, Mila Kunis, is expecting a baby girl, multiple sources confirm exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly. Although the daughter-to-be will be the first child for both Kunis, 30, and Kutcher, 36, the Two and Half Men hunk "got plenty of practice with Demi's girls," one pal notes.

They maybe should have found a way to reword that last sentence. Kinda takes you out of this feel good story.

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Mila Kunis Is Pregnant
Mila Kunis Is Pregnant

 

Not sure why, but Kelso knocking up Jackie makes me happy. E! News reports:

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are engaged and going to be parents! Kunis is pregnant with the couple's first child, a source confirms exclusively to E! News just weeks after being first to report that the former That '70s Show co-stars were planning to tie the knot.

I really don't know what else to say here. I mean, I'd get Mila Kunis pregnant and want as many people as possible to know about too. Ashton Kutcher should delete his entire Wikipedia and just write, "I got Mila Kunis pregnant. I also do some acting stuff. Hit me up on Netflix."

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Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Are Engaged
Mila Kunis And Ashton Kutcher Are Engaged

 

Mila Kunis was spotted with a big ass diamond on her ring finger, so I guess this means she's engaged to Ashton Kutcher. We'll play along.

You are not about to be punk'd. Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are engaged, E! News exclusively confirms. Kunis was spotted shopping earlier today wearing a diamond ring on that finger, and a source tells us that she and her former That '70s Show costar are indeed planning to make it official.

They've been dating for two years, so I guess this might be true or she just likes big ass diamonds. But two years is plenty of time for Kutcher to have seen her without makeup, and if you haven't seen Kunis without makeup, I suggest you get a night light and check under your bed before you go to sleep because its the stuff of goddamn nightmares. Seriously. You'd bring your pets inside if you saw a Mila Kunis without makeup in your backyard. Hopefully Sephora was mentioned in the prenup.

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Mila Kunis Must Have Heard That Thing About Ashton



Mila Kunis showed up to the premiere of Disney’s “Oz The Great And Powerful” last night, and this morning, a story hit about Ashton Kutcher cheating on her. I don’t want to assume anything, but I think she’s knows about it. And isn’t she Russian? And aren’t all of the Russians in America covert agents or in the mafia? Quick, somebody call Ashton and tell him to check his brake lines. Wait, on second thought, let’s see how this plays out.

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