Hey, remember Jersey Shore? What was that about? Why didn't the aliens attack then? What more do they want? What are they waiting for?
Former "Jersey Shore" star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was charged with simple assault after a fight in a tanning salon he co-owns with his brother. Video captured by Splash News showed a smiling Sorrentino walking out of the Middletown, New Jersey, police station after posting a $500 bond Tuesday afternoon. His right eye appeared bruised and scratches were visible on his neck. The Situation told the photographer that the fight happened because his brother "was not running the store correctly, so I had to go in there and clean house, in more ways than one." Sorrentino, 31, was the only person charged in the fight, according to Police Lt. Stephen Dollinger.
Mike Sorrentino always looks a Grindr profile picture and owns a tanning salon, so the outburst of violence just kinda leads me to believe that he's trying to hide something. Maybe the strap on got delivered to his brother by mistake.