Zac Efron Has Been Banging Michelle Rodriguez Since 2011
Zac Efron Has Been Banging Michelle Rodriguez Since 2011

 

On Monday, we learned that Zac Efron has a very specific type, and since there’s not a lot of famous brown women in Hollywood, it was only a matter of time before he got to Michelle Rodriguez. That happened in 2011.

Not too long after Zac and his longtime girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens broke up in 2010, he fell into the arms of Michelle, literally. “”Whenever they’re together and both single, they hook up,” a source tells us. But just recently, Michelle was linked to model, Cara Delevigne, so why the sudden change? “They’re just having fun on vacation,” adds the source. It looks a bit more than just a hook up if you ask us, at one point on the yacht, Zac was spotted being ever so chivalrous and covered Michelle with his beach towel.

We all have that one emergency vagina and/or penis we get to use when neither of us has anything else going on, but unlike Zac Efron’s emergency piece, yours probably won’t stab you and carve Cara Delevigne’s name in your chest.

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Michelle Rodriguez Is Sensitive To Others

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But…but…THEY KILLED THE JEWS!! Splash reports:

‘Lost’ actress Michelle Rodriguez poses in front of a swastika flag in this picture posted on her official Twitter page. While the screen star appeared to be mocking Nazi supporters – whom the ancient symbol is often associated with – she nevertheless angered some fans. Posting the image from Texas she wrote: “Hehehhehee Only in Austin can you find such Happy Nazi flag shooters look at the holes on this flag.” But one fan said: “That is NOT cool. Even if I know you’re against the Nazi regime, it is INACCEPTABLE to pose in front of a swastika flag. Sorry Michelle, but that’s over the top.” Earlier the 32-year-old posed with a massive weapon, saying: “Love me some range shootin;)” Her new film, ‘Machete’, was partly shot on location in Austin

Whatever. You know why you don’t see a bunch of Native Americans standing around in a bar? Because we’re all dead. Get over it. At least you know how to appraise diamonds and run movie studios. Seriously, what’s the big deal? She was kneeling in front of a flag. When Americans go to the Middle East, they pose in front of flags all the time. And they even get a souvenir blindfold and get to tell their family what a great time they’re having on videotape! Awesome! Although I wish they would upgrade to Blu-Ray. Videotapes tend to wear out over time.

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These Links Are Playing Through

If everyone played golf in a bikini like Diora Baird, I’m guessing I would spend more time at golf courses. Or any time. At all. [Egotastic]

Lindsay Lohan‘s life has entered reruns. [CityRag]

This Brit politician gets creamed on. I mean, Custarded-on. [Gawker]

Speaking of Brits, want to see some sweet ass on Lady Victoria Hervey? What gentleman doesn’t? Site NSFW. [TaxiDriverMovie]

MIA named her son Ickett which is a) stupid and b) reminds me of Wickett, the Ewok that spun-off Return of the Jedi into his own stupid movie. I guess that’s a) stupid and b) stupid. Verdict: stupid. [ICYDK]

I’m glad this isn’t really the poster for New Moon. Because it hits the latent “gay” nail right on the head. [ImNotObsessed]

Speaking of gay, (more…)

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Michelle Rodriguez Got Out of Jail Early



In 2005 while filming Lost in Hawaii, Michelle Rodriguez was pulled over three separate times by Maui police (83 mph in a 55 mph, 90 mph in a 35 mph, 80 mph in a 50 mph) before finally being arrested in December for her second DUI in two years. She spent five days in jail. In 2006, she was sentenced to 260 days for violating her probation. She was released the same day. In September 2007, she failed to report for community service and was sentenced to 180 days starting December 23rd. The judge in the case ordered Rodriguez to serve her entire sentence. Sheriff Lee Baca released her today. No, not quite 180 days. TMZ says:

The judge who sentenced her for a DUI-related probation violation had ordered that she fully serve her 180-day sentence. So why did the Sheriff do it? There was a court hearing yesterday where the judge expressed her displeasure about the plan to release Rodriguez early, but ultimately said the Sheriff controlled the jail. The judge made it clear — she wanted Michelle in the slammer for her sentence. But law enforcement sources say the Sheriff felt he had to treat Rodriguez the way he treats every other female inmate. Because of severe overcrowding, the standard is to release everyone after they serve 10% of their time. Even though the judge drew the line in the sand and demanded the full nine yards, the Sheriff felt equality was more important.”

Please keep in mind that this is the same Sherriff who let Paris Hilton out early (she was later sent back). Is SAG holding this guy’s family hostage? What exactly does a celebrity have to do to stay in jail in L.A.? The judge might as well have sentenced her to 180 rides on a ferris wheel. Weeee!!!

Michelle Rodriguez drunk and swimming topless with one of her girlfriends at Sky Bar in South Beach a couple years ago (possibly NSFW):

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Michelle Rodriguez is Going to Jail



If you’re planning to buy Michelle Rodriguez a Christmas present this year, you better do it a little bit sooner. Why? She was sentenced to six months in jail yesterday for violating the terms of her probation in her DUI case. People reports:

[She] admitted violating her probation by failing to provide proof of completion of her community service and for consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol-monitoring device,” said the L.A. City Attorney’s office in a statement. The Lost star must report to a Los Angeles County jail by Dec. 24. Superior Court Judge Daviann L. Mitchell also ruled that the actress is not to be granted an early release, despite L.A.’s jail overcrowding. She was also ordered to complete 30 days of road clean-up duty. The City Attorney’s office had alleged that Rodriguez turned in a false document showing that she completed one day of service on Sept. 25, court filings show. The actress later stated that she was in New York on that date.”

Six months in jail might seem like a long time, but then you remember it’s Michelle Rodriguez. In women’s jail. You might as well sentence R. Kelly to an 8th grade slumber party or Britney Spears to drowning in Willy Wonka’s chocolate river. They won’t even need to put handcuffs on her. She’ll just loop arms with the guards and skip to her cell like she was going down the Yellow Brick Road.

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Michelle Rodriquez is in Love



Just so we’re clear, I love hot lesbians more than other hot lesbians do, but there’s absolutely no chance of me ever wanting to walk in on these two. Michelle Rodriguez is scary. She looks like she might have warrants. Instead of me opening the door and finding a magical playground of sexy pillow fights and bubble baths, I’d find Hostel. I want to see feather whips and high heels, not giant mechanical dildos and goat blood pentagrams.

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