Michelle “Bombshell” McGee Is Classy

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Yeah, so, this bitch has been shot. TMZ reports:

A gunshot ripped through Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s tattooed flesh — leaving a gaping wound on her upper right leg … but shockingly, it all went down long before she allegedly got in between Jesse James and Sandra Bullock. McGee pointed out her scar during an interview for SoCalGlamourGirls.com last year, telling the people behind the modeling site she was shot because she used to “hang out with a bad crowd and gang members.” It’s unclear when she was actually hit — but McGee now sports a tattoo around the wound that says “Heaven Sent.”

Wow, what a demure flower. Hideous face, tits that look they took a tour of Chernobyl, white supremacist, and a gunshot wound?! Man, I bet woodland creatures follow her around and sing songs of true love’s first kiss, because it should be obvious at this point that she’s some sort of fairytale princess.

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Sandra Bullock Is Getting Divorced



In the least surprising news of the day, Sandra Bullock is consulting with several divorce lawyers after Jesse James bombed the Pearl Harbor of their marriage. We all know what happens after that.

Multiple sources tell TMZ reps for both Sandra Bullock and Jesse James have been interviewing divorce lawyers. We’re told Sandra’s reps have been in touch with several high-end divorce lawyers. Our sources say Lance Spiegel, who handled divorces for Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear and Michael Jackson, is the frontrunner. As for Jesse, we’re told his business people have contacted several lawyers as well, but he will not be initiating the divorce. We’re told his reps are asking the attorneys “if they’d be interested in taking the case” if Sandra files. As for whether a divorce petition will be filed, one source simply said, “Something’s happening.”

Look at the banner picture. Then look at the pictures of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee below. Now look at the banner picture again. I get the feeling the judge will sentence Jesse James to a five minute head start before he releases the gargoyle.

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Michelle Bombshell Doesn’t Care About Black People

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TMZ has obtained pictues of Michelle Bombshell posing as an unsexy Nazi in a photoshoot in which they really didn’t need to convince her to be enthusiastic.

TMZ has obtained the shocking photos of Michelle McGee, which were taken almost a year ago. We’re told the Nazi-themed layout — complete with a swastika armband and backdrop — was the photographer’s idea, but that Michelle was very enthusiastic. In child custody documents filed in January, Michelle’s ex-husband says she “makes the Nazi salute,” and has a swastika tattooed on her stomach (not seen in these pics). In one photo the letter “w” is on Michelle’s left leg, and the letter “p” on her right. We’re told Michelle tells people it stands for “white power.”

I guess what they are trying to say here is that if Sandra Bullock was married to LeBron James instead of Jesse James, they would probably still be happily married. I don’t know. I get the feeling this chick might be racist.

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So, here’s more “modeling” pictures of Michelle Bombshell. Either she can suck cum through a black hole or her vagina is lined with velvet, because there’s no other way I’d pass up Sandra Bullock for this skank. If I fucked her, I’m pretty sure my penis would grow tentacles at some point.

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Sandra Bullock Is Gone
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As expected, Sandra Bullock said peace bitch. People reports:

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are not living under the same roof right now. The actress left the Southern California house she shares with James just days before a report of infidelity by her husband surfaced, a source tells PEOPLE. Bullock, 45, left on Monday, the source says. Bullock, who won her first Oscar – a Best Actress award – for The Blind Side on March 7, also abruptly canceled a trip to Europe for the London premiere of the film.

 

I know this is usually the time I make fun of somebody, but damn. Did you see Bullock's Oscar speech? If Jesse James doesn't hang himself, he should at least go shopping for guillotines. They're pretty painless I hear.

Note: The banner pic is Michelle Bombshell, the tattoo fetish model that Jesse James was banging. Seriously.  You know, if you're into that sorta thing. You fuckin weirdo.

 



 

 



 

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