Since the world is great, no matter what the holiday, chicks will find any excuse to wear as few clothes as possible. And that's pretty awesome. So what better way to celebrate the Jesus death and resurrection myth that for Micaela Schaefer to get naked and tape eggs to her boobs and a bunny to her crotch? I'm sure it sounded like a good idea at the time.
Lets be honest nobody gives a shit about 98% of the crap that takes place at the Olympics. Some prudish twat won a gold medal for something called Dressage. I thought she took daddy’s black card to Harrod’s and out spent the competing field but no….she won a gold medal for making her fucking pony dance. As a consolation prize I award you with another dancing pony representing Germany- Micaela Schaefer.
image from Wenn
While the east coast braced itself for an underwhelming, overhyped hurricane, some chick named Micaela Schaefer put on a bikini and lucite heels, then called the paparazzi in Mallorca, Spain so they’d take her picture at the beach. She must have known it was going to be a slow gossip day.