When every other chick was getting breast implants, Jennifer Lopez had a big ass and small boobs, now everybody wants a big ass so girls post squat challenges on Instagram and if you’re a Kardashian you can just buy the fat of Chinese baby that you’ve harvested in your sweatshop death camp. and have it injected in your ass without having to commit to a contact at a gym. Unfortunately, Jennifer Lopez’s ass is 45 years old and like how great can it really be now when her last boyfriend cheated on her with a drag queen? Anyway, it still looks ok in clothes and stuff. Here’s some pictures of said ass in pictures.
Yeah, so Rihanna showed up to the MET Gala looking like Tyler Perry Presents Beauty And The Beast. Like, how big of a dick to you have to be to wear a train or whatever that long? I hope there wasn’t a pool or a body of water at this place because black can’t swim as it is. I don’t know. This just looks incredibly dangerous. Even if there is a lifeguard she should still use the buddy system and remain cognizant of water safety.
The MET Gala is an annual celebrity event where famous people go dressed up in dumb shit to raise money and awareness for people who make costumes or something. It’s like a really pretentious pageant that’s supposed to be influential or whatever. But I’m supposed to be talking about titties here and I think we can all agree that Katy Perry has nice titties. That’s probably like her only redeeming quality other than she hasn’t made a new album in a while. But mostly her titties.
Now that Anne Hathaway is out of the way, here's some more chicks who attended the 'PUNK: Chaos to Couture' Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art. Because nothing says "punk" like hiring a stylist to dress you up for a ball. Not many people know this, but Cinderella tagged the inside of that pumpkin with Sex Pistol lyrics. Look it up. Walt Disney had it removed because he was Illumunati.