Lindsay Wants To Sue Mena Suvari And Dania Ramirez Now

Actresses Dania Ramirez and Mena Suvari made a parody video where they absolutely shred Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, and Nicki Minaj. Guess which one got all butthurt? I bet you’ll never guess. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan says it “pathetic” that Mena Suvari and Dania Ramirez dragged her name into a parody video spotlighting her much-publicized misfortunes. Mena and Dania just released the spoof targeting the likes of Kim Kardashian and, of course, Lindsay. In one scene faux LiLo (Mena) pretends to shop as she stuffs her clothes with jewelry. But Lindsay feels as if Mena and Dania are using her to stay relevant. Lindsay — who is developing a habit of suing people who use her name — has decided she won’t take legal action because she considers their conduct “petty.”

Dania Ramirez and Mena Suvari are actual working actors with five current films in post-production between them, yet in Lindsay’s delusional mind, they’re doing this to “stay relevant”. Lindsay couldn’t get insured to play “Dead Hooker #3” on Law & Order: SVU right now, but it’s only because all these people are so petty. It’s a video of Mena Suvari pretending to be Lindsay and stealing a necklace that’s ruining her image, you know, not the actual time she stole a necklace. It’s Pitbull saying that she’s in jail that’s keeping producers from hiring her, not the actual time she was in jail. I swear, Lindsay would sue an Iraqi war veteran amputee after he fell down because she’d think he was making fun of her.

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Mena Suvari is like 5’4″ and has tits you’d normally see at a 5th grade dance, but put her face in the pillow and God has given you something to work with. Jesus, her ass doesn’t even look like part of her body. She probably has to shop at the Target for centaurs. Fitting her ass in regular pants would be like the time I tried to fit my penis in a paper towel roll. There’s a good chance they would explode like Maui.

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There’s really not much you can say about Mena Suvari’s ass in a thong other than if yours looked like this, you should be legally required to wear a thong. If you didn’t, a black kid would receive a scholarship to college. No, wait, I mean a black kid wouldn’t get a scholarship to college. Hold on, which one is the bad one?

Photos thanks to Jake and Seth via email!

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