Melania Trump Ate Jewelry For Vanity Fair Mexico For Some Reason
Melania Trump Ate Jewelry For Vanity Fair Mexico For Some Reason

 

Nothing quite says “coastal elite” like a Manhattan housewife living in penthouse posing with jewelry on the cover of a liberal magazine, but Vanity Fair Mexico? Melania Trump has to be trolling Donald right now. Or us. Probably us. Her eyes look really weird.

 

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Here’s The Only Halloween Costume Pics That Matter
Here’s The Only Halloween Costume Pics That Matter




At the Unicef UK Halloween Ball of all places, Jemima Khan (sounds fake) dressed up as Melania Trump and some dude in a Donald Trump mask groped her all night. No clue what this has to do with helping Syrian children, but I’m here for it.


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Melania Trump Wore A Gucci “Pussy Bow” Shirt To The Debate Last Night
Melania Trump Wore A Gucci “Pussy Bow” Shirt To The Debate Last Night



While Donald Trump is unfamiliar with the nuanced approach to trolling, Melania Trump decided to go with a low key troll ensemble. The shirt she wore last night is actually called “Pussy-bow silk de chine”.
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Melania Trump Is A Blue Star Mother
Melania Trump Is A Blue Star Mother


So, naked photos of Melania Trump have been released. Whatever party you belong to, please remember that your grandkids will have to be taught about this election in school. What the fuck are we doing?

Decades before she was sporting designer dresses on the stage of the Republican National Convention as Mrs. Trump, Melania Knauss posed nude in a photo spread for a now-defunct French men’s magazine, The Post has learned. The leggy, Slovenian-born model — then 25 years old and known by her professional moniker Melania K. — did the steamy photo session in Manhattan in 1995, according to Alé de Basse­ville, the French photographer who shot the sexy snaps.

Ok, Melania Trump isn’t gonna get shit from me for being a 25-year old model trying to make Manhattan rent money, but in the last four days, her husband has done the following: 1.) shit on the Muslin mother of a Bronze Star and Purple Heart recipient,  2.) claimed the Bronze Star and Purple Heart recipient’s Muslim father “viciously attacked” him, 3.) either had no idea Russia had already invaded Ukraine or he was pushing Russian propaganda – the propaganda his campaign manager was implicit in when it actually happened  4.) 5.) tried to bail on the fall debates with a lie, 6.) lost campaign donations from the biggest supporter of Republican candidates as he watches his campaign bleed money. Now if you read all that, and wondered about the timing of this leak, then maybe Trump put these out to distract you. You tell me. A lot of people have written about that, let me tell you. Believe me.


Here’s some pictures of Melania Trump fully clothed since I’d like to show her more respect than her husband. Sorry. 


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There’s A Melania Trump Topless Mural
There’s A Melania Trump Topless Mural


I get a lot of Melania Trump topless searches on here, so I figured I might as well since she has now become sentient. Enjoy below (NSFW, obviously).

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