Mel Gibson attended the AICE Israeli Film Festival in Sydney this weekend. You see where we’re going with this.
Mel Gibson is a raging sociopath who hates women and Jews, so if Shia LaBeouf should take advice from anyone, it’s obviously Mel Gibson.
“When I see someone like Shia LaBeouf with the bag on his head and stuff, my heart goes out to the poor guy. Because I think he’s suffering in some way,” said the Oscar winner, referring to the LaBeouf’s bizarre red carpet appearance at the February premiere of his film “Nymphomaniac. “Or why (else) would he do that?” he continued. “People are in line to sort of point the finger at him and say that he’s this, that, or the other. It’s easy to judge. But I’m sure he’s going through some kind of personal, very painful, cathartic thing that he has to exorcise and get out there. And he’ll probably play it out and come back…He’ll be all right. I actually like the kid. I think he’s good.” Gibson, 58, also talked about the pitfalls of fame, which he knows about first-hand. “You’re a target. And you have to be really adept at tap dancing and dodging the bullets. And sometimes you get hit.”
Not sure if Mel realizes if Shia is half Jewish or not, but maybe he does. Maybe Mel is just manipulating him so Shia will come over to his house. Then Mel will tell him he needs a tattoo to start the next chapter of his life and to put his trouble past behind him. Maybe he’ll suggest the date as the tattoo. Maybe somewhere on the wrist area. Then maybe they’ll take a trip to Home Depot to casually look at ovens.
But did she blow him before jacuzzi? That’s the burning question here. Radar Online reports:
A pregnant reality TV star, who dated Mel Gibson briefly during the summer, is telling friends that the Braveheart actor is the father of her unborn baby, Star magazine is exclusively reporting. Both the mother-to-be, Laura Bellizzi, 35, and Gibson denied the claim when contacted for comment, and a source close to Mel insists that it’s “physically impossible” for the 55-year-old actor to have fathered the child. However, a close insider says that Bellizzi has confided to friends that Mel is the baby daddy, but does not want the news to go public. “Laura’s being as secretive as she can be about it,” the insider told Star. “But she’s really showing now, and people are beginning to ask the question: ‘Who’s the daddy?’” Bellizzi, who appeared on VH1’s Secrets of Aspen in 2010, dated Mel during the summer and the couple were last seen together at the Mondrian hotel’s Skybar in West Hollywood on June 15. “Laura and Mel met through some mutual friends in Malibu, and the chemistry was instant,” the source revealed.
This chick’s last name is Belizzi, so I assume she’s not Jewish, so that’s a good sign. If she was, man, the baby thinks it’s warm now….
Mel Gibson is producing a movie about the Maccabees. Okay then. TMZ reports:
Two powerful Jewish organizations are lashing out against the decision to hire Mel Gibson to produce a movie about biblical Jewish hero Judah Maccabee … TMZ has learned. The Anti-Defamation League has released a statement — demanding Warner Bros. pull Gibson off the flick immediately … saying, “As a hero of the Jewish people and a universal hero in the struggle for religious liberty, Judah Maccabee deserves better.” The statement adds, “It would be a travesty to have the story of the Maccabees told by one who has no respect and sensitivity for other people’s religious views.” TMZ also spoke with Rabbi Marvin Hier — founder and Dean of the Simon Wiesenthal Center — who tells us putting Mel Gibson work on a movie about a Jewish hero is “like having a white supremacist portray Martin Luther King Jr.”
Hopefully this is the last time I have to post about this shit. E! Online says:
Wave the white flag—it’s peace a settlement at last for Mel Gibson & Oksana Grigorieva! The actor and Oscar-winning director and his former girlfriend have officially reached a financial and child custody agreement after a year of torturous debate and supposed domestic abuse. Mel’s spokesman Alan Nierob tells E! News, “I can confirm the parties have settled and we appreciate all the judge’s help.” Los Angeles County Superior Court released a statement Friday reading: “As the result of a multiday settlement conference, the court announces that Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva have achieved a settlement in their ongoing dispute.” However, terms and conditions of the settlement were not announced. Mel and Oksana are due back in court Wednesday to discuss financial arrangements as well as the issue of custody of the ex-couple’s 1-year-old daughter Lucia.
In an exclusive interview with Deadline Hollywood, Mel Gibson speaks for the first time since the tapes were released of him going batshit on his ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. As you read this, please keep in mind that the interviewer’s last name is “Weiner”. Sounds Jewish. I’m sure Mel appreciated that.
DEADLINE’S ALLISON HOPE WEINER: Were people angry at you about what you said on tapes?
GIBSON: I was angry at me. But, no one expressed any anger at me. They may have felt it.
WEINER: Do you feel regret over what you said on the tapes?
GIBSON: Of course.
WEINER: After the tapes ended up on line, many people asked themselves how could someone who’s been around this long and knows the business managed to get into a position where so much of their private life ended up on line? Did you ever think that those private conversations would eventually get out?
GIBSON: [Looks at the ceiling and shakes his head and sighs] Who anticipates being recorded? Who anticipates that? Who could anticipate such a personal betrayal?
WEINER: People didn’t understand how you could say the things you did on these tapes. They wondered, what kind of person says those things. Right now, many people think you’re a racist and that you hate women from listening to those tapes.
GIBSON: I’ve never treated anyone badly or in a discriminatory way based on their gender, race, religion or sexuality — period. I don’t blame some people for thinking that though, from the garbage they heard on those leaked tapes, which have been edited. You have to put it all in the proper context of being in an irrationally, heated discussion at the height of a breakdown, trying to get out of a really unhealthy relationship. It’s one terribly, awful moment in time, said to one person, in the span of one day and doesn’t represent what I truly believe or how I’ve treated people my entire life.
WEINER: Are you worried that audiences will hold what happened against you, and you won’t be able to act anymore?
MEL GIBSON: I don’t care if I don’t act anymore.
You can read the rest of the interview over at Deadline, but it’s basically boring and nothing really happens. I was fully expecting Mel to choke her out and possibly ask for a blowjob then cry and jack off to a picture of Hitler. God, what a disappointment this turned out to be.
Mel Gibson pled no contest to simple battery last week and received 16 hours of community service and 52 weeks of counseling along with 36 months of informal probation for punching his girlfriend in the face while she was holding their infant daughter. So last night, he had his mugshot taken at the El Segundo Police Department. But does this look like a man who would fly into a violent rage at the drop of a hat? He looks like he should be separating his fishing lures or saying talking too loud will run up his electric bill. Or whatever else grandpas do.
Apparently if you’re a celebrity in California you have to walk down the street with a baby’s head on a pike to ever see the inside of jail. And even then, the baby would either have to be gay, in a union, or own and operate a street farm for anyone to really care. All Mel Gibson did was punch his wife in the face while she was holding their baby because her mouth wasn’t a Time Warner channel that gives blowjobs on demand. No big deal. TMZ reports:
Mel Gibson has struck an agreement with prosecutors and has made a plea deal in his looming criminal case … sources connected with the L.A. County District Attorney tell TMZ … and Mel will not get jail time. Our sources say Mel will appear in court Friday and will plead no contest to simple battery — a lesser charge than corporal injury on a spouse. As we first reported, Mel had been agonizing over the impending criminal charge — related to the January 6, 2010 blowout with Oksana Grigorieva — worried that a prolonged court fight would be a strain on his family, particularly his children. We’re told … even though Mel believed he could win the case — he struck the deal to protect his loved ones. We’re told the deal involves counseling but NO JAIL TIME. When contacted for a response, Mel’s lawyer, Blair Berk, released the following statement to TMZ: “I know from almost 20 years as a criminal defense lawyer that sometimes justice can come for a client at too high a personal price. That is particularly so for Mel, whose right to due process can only be exercised in this case with an enormous media circus attached.” Berk goes on, “Mel’s priority throughout all of this has been that the best interests of his young daughter Lucia and the rest of his children be put first in any decisions made. It is with only that in mind that he asked me to approach the District Attorney with a proposal that would bring all of this to an immediate end.”
Oksana Grigorieva is reportedly happy and satisfied with the decision. Mostly because it probably involves something on the way to her house that Ben Affleck and Jeremy Renner are trying to steal. When asked for comment, Oksana Grigorieva slid down a pile of gold.
On July 28, 2006 (damn, that post is old. I’ve been here five years?), Mel Gibson was arrested for driving under the influence. During his arrest, he was belligerent and shouted anti-semitic remarks to the arresting officer who was Jewish. In his infamous tirade, he called a female officer “sugar tits” and tried to urinate on his cell floor. Reports said Mel was to the point of insanity. I guess now we know why. Yikes. The Sun reports
MEL GIBSON was hoping for “death by cop” when he launched his vile anti-Jewish rant at a police officer in 2006, a pal of his claimed yesterday. The actor, 55, had just split from wife ROBYN when he was arrested in California on suspicion of drink driving. His friend said: “He felt he’d absolutely failed as a human being. I don’t think this was being anti-Semitic. I think he was trying to rile that guy into shooting him.” Gibson’s Lethal Weapon co-star DANNY GLOVER, 64, also defended him in Vanity Fair magazine, claiming “he is not the way he has been characterised”.
It’s been firmly established that Mel Gibson is an unhinged lunatic with rage issues, but several of his longtime friends (including minorities Whoopi Goldberg and Danny Glover), who more than anyone else could speak for his character, have publicly stated that he was in no way a racist. But who’s to say? Also, who’s to say I can’t pull off white linen pants? I think they really bring out my skin tone.
You know how you thought Mel Gibson was crazy? Yeah, it’s way worse than that. TMZ reports:
TMZ has learned … Oksana Grigorieva has just made an explosive allegation under oath that she never before made — that Mel Gibson beat her during sex. Sources tell TMZ … during Oksana’s deposition Tuesday in her custody war with Mel … she testified that Mel had problems performing and the way he got aroused with her was to beat her. The claim is as curious as it is shocking, since we’re told Oksana never uttered a peep about such violence in her multiple interviews with the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department. Oksana has claimed that Mel struck her on January 6, but there is no other allegation of physical violence in the court file — much of which has been reviewed by TMZ — or with law enforcement.
This really wouldn’t surprise me, but Oksana Grigorieva would say anything at this point to milk every cent out of Mel as she possibly can. If this doesn’t work, expect her to hold a press conference to announce that Mel killed her in a snuff film.