Meghan Trainor Is Banging DeAndre Jordan
Meghan Trainor Is Banging DeAndre Jordan


I’ll have to do further research, because I don’t think there’s enough data, but you know who is probably all about that bass? 7-foot tall black guys. 

Singer Meghan Trainor obviously didn’t get too tangled up with Charlie Puth after the AMAs … because she seemed tight Saturday night with L.A. Clippers center DeAndre JordanMeghan and DeAndre hung out at The Nice Guy in West Hollywood, and then got into the same car and drove off together.

If you can look me dead in my face and tell me that Meghan Trainor doesn’t look like Danny DeVito in Batman Returns, then you probably don’t know that DeAndre Jordan is a 41% career free throw shooter. These two thing aren’t coincidences. 



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Meghan Trainor Is Super Horny, You Guys

I know you might find this hard to believe, but despite her mom’s advice, Meghan Trainor has learned that having a big ass isn’t a sure fire way to lock down a man.

“I knew my life would be complicated if my dreams of becoming a success in music came true. And I knew I’d have to work hard to achieve those dreams, and that they’d have to take a front seat in my life. So even though I went cray in high school, now I haven’t kissed a boy in forever. I keep telling myself that the right guy is going to be worth the wait. When I find the one, it’s going to be like, ‘Damn, that’s why you took so long! ’Cause you’re awesome!’”

Man, it’s super weird that Meghan Trainor can’t get the D. Maybe it’s because she’s annoying and kinda looks like Oswald Cobblepot in Batman Returns. Not sure, but I’m just throwing out possible reasons here.

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