Megan Fox Doesn’t Care If You Like ‘TMNT’

 

*Candid pic of Megan Fox seeing my penis for the first time*

 

 I’m not going to lie to you, this is just an excuse to post Megan Fox pictures. But, like, you probably already knew that. Anyway, if you don’t like TMNT, Megan Fox gives no damns.

“Let me tell you something about those people,” said Fox. “How much money did Transformers 4 make? Exactly. Those people can complain – they all go to the theatre. They’re gonna love it – and if they don’t love it, they can fuck off, and that’s the end of that.”

My never ending love for Megan Fox is due to stuff like this, because not only is she wearing this dress, she just explained America. We spend a lot of money on bullshit then cram it down the world’s throat and if they don’t like it, they can fuck off. This is America. We’re the best! lol jk not really

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Megan Fox Is In Mexico

 

Not sure if Mexicans like CGI turtles who know karate or not, but Megan Fox in this dress is a universal language.  Mexicans get a lot of functioning erections because they’re ranked #1 globally in the Catholic competitive breeding rankings, so Megan Fox might be pregnant again right now. We just don’t know.

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Megan Fox Went To Comic Con

 

Since Hollywood is intent on just remaking superhero movies and 80s cartoons, a convention that draws grown adults who wear costumes has now become legitimized, because since they don’t have to worry about sex, nerds have a lot of disposable income to spend on movie tickets and the tie-in toys. Enter Comic Con. And Megan Fox attending because she’s in a movie about talking turtles who enjoy karate and pizza. Anyway, Megan Fox looked like this when she showed up. If you went to Comic Con, and want to leave a comment on this, I’d rather talk to your grandmother if i can be honest. She should know what’s happening with her data plan.

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Megan Fox Looked Like This At The Kid’s Choice Awards

 If the four pages of pictures of Megan Fox at the Kid’s Choice Awards are any indication, this piece of ass is incapable of taking a bad picture. I know what you’re saying. “But, Todd. What about her thumbs?”. A good test to see if you’re gay or not is to say that out loud to anybody standing near you while showing them these pictures. Don’t be surprised if Bryan Singer pokes you on Facebook and asks if you wanna see his hot tub, you know, because you’re obviously really gay.

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Hey Boo
Hey Boo

 

Nobody has stepped in to stop this Ninja Turtles movie from happening yet, so now it's time to promote it, and what better what way than Megan Fox's hot ass suggestively pulling up her dress on the cover of a magazine that hates women for than the Supreme Court? She does an interview where she wants women to own their sexuality or whatever (we still need to tell women that?), but she also says her perfect date is "sushi and third base" and that she owns a bunch of La Perla. Not sure how I'm going to kill Brian Austin Green yet since 90210 did a pretty good job of that already.

 

Megan Fox Cosmo

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Megan Fox Isn’t Jennifer Love Hewitt

Remember what I said about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Well, I'm not a physicist, but I understand that sometimes, something can violate every natural law of the universe. Case in point: Here's Megan Fox on the set of the abomination that will be TMNT, 7 weeks after giving birth to her SECOND kid. I can't stress that enough. This is what Megan Fox looks like after two two of Green's sperm fertilized two of her eggs. I should have prefaced this by saying Megan Fox is 27. We're in the red here, but not yet. She's good for about three more seasons then she'll be traded to the Washington Redskins for a 6th round draft pick.

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Megan Fox Named Her Kid Bodhi Ransom Green
Megan Fox Named Her Kid Bodhi Ransom Green

 

She so lucky she's hot. So, so lucky.

According to a birth certificate obtained by the site, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles star gave birth to Bodhi Ransom Green on Feb. 12.

I mean, anybody who gets a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe possesses limited intelligence and a complete lack of understanding of American icons they worship, so it shouldn't really come as a surprise that Megan Fox gave her kid a dumb ass name. Bodhi Green. Sounds like Jewish surfer or a strain of weed. But please understand, Brian Austin Green isn't at fault here. She was probably blowing him when they were picking out names and he just nodded at everything. If Megan Fox let me get her pregnant, I'd let her name it Unicorn Monster Truck Glitter. I don't even give a fuck.

 

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