I'll never really understand why people play video games with headsets on and pretend they're soldiers or whatever, because soldiers usually don't get their guns taken away by their moms if they fail another chemistry test. Weird. Anyway, there's a game where you can pretend you're a soldier out now and it's called Call Of Duty: Ghosts, and they put Megan Fox and her fine ass in the commercial because they realize who actually plays these games. If you're pretending you're an elite operative fighting a technologically-superior global power to survive after America has been destroyed, I guess pretending Megan Fox thinking that would be attractive wouldn't be that much of a stretch. Happy shooting, nerds.
After giving birth to her first child with Brian Autin Green only 9 months ago, Megan Fox is already pregnant with their second. Congrats to Green's penis. Page Six reports:
Megan Fox is pregnant with her second child with husband Brian Austin Green, Page Six has exclusively confirmed. Fox is represented by top publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick, who told us, “I can confirm Megan is expecting her second child with her husband Brian, they are both very happy.”
I don't know what took so long, because if it was me, Megan Fox would be pregnant every 11 months. I know doctors say you're supposed to wait 8 weeks to have sex after she has a baby, but what does her dentist say? Don't kill my vibe, bro.
So here's more pics of Megan Fox on the set of the abomination that is TMNT, and as you can see, she's wearing tight jeans because when you have to take your kids to this thing, at least you'll be able to look at a perfect ass while you're there. Good thinking, Michael Bay.
Rosario Dawson Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Jon Bon Jovi Called Justin Bieber An Asshole [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez Is A Hot Little Mac User [Popoholic]
Kimberley Garner Brings Her Cans To Cannes [Hollywood Tuna]
Kristen Stewart Is Crying Tears Of Loneliness Onto Taylor Swift's Unicorn Shirt [Dlisted]
Miley Cyrus' Boobs Are Her Whole Album Cover [MyEx]
Demi Moore in a bikini (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Katie Holmes’s wet t-shirt [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna pays tribute to Marilyn Monroe on Instagram [Celebitchy]
Top 5 Best Dressed at “Behind the Candelabra” Cannes Film Festival [Moe Jackson]
Dan Aykroyd is still talking about Ghostbusters 3 [Film Drunk]
The Ultimate Nutshot Compilation [COED Magazine]
Get Your Hands on Deathstroke for Batman: Arkham Origins Preorder [Crave Online]
Lindsay Lohan: Getting sued …. again! [Popbytes]
Only Michael Bay would think it would be a good idea to make a live-action movie about bro mutant turtles who live in a sewer with a Chinese rat and like pizza, so a live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is being made. Great. Can't wait not to see it. But that doesn't change the fact that Michael Bay is awesome at objectifying women by using great lighting and slow motion to make their boobs an integral part of the narrattive, and who better to allow him to legally live out his rape fantasies than Megan Fox. And in case skateboarding turtles who are also ninjas is hard to believe, please keep in mind that Megan plays a reporter. Megan Fox is playing a reporter. I feel like I can't stress that enough.
Sarah Jessica Parker Black Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Farrah Abraham Wants You To Believe Her ‘Sex Tape’ Was The Only Time She’s Had Sex In A Year [The Superficial]
Edita Vilkeviciute’s Candid Bikini Pictures Will Make You Weak At The Knees [Popoholic]
Audrina Patridge In Leggings Keeps Her Career Alive [Hollywood Tuna]
The Met Gala Was Not Good Enough For Gwyneth Paltrow [Dlisted]
We dated for over two years. I could tell she was kind of crazy from the start, but I dealt with it (NSFW) [MyEx]
Emma Watson loves Corona [UDrunkBro]
Cameron Diaz has a sort-of nipple slip (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Nicholas Hoult has moved on [Lainey Gossip]
Shanna Moakler says boobs are for sexy times, calls nursing ‘incestual, gross’ [Celebitchy]
Adriana Lima Looks Stunning On A VS Bikini Shoot [Moe Jackson]
Zach Braff responds to Kickstarter controversy [Film Drunk]
Betty Ford might take away Lindsay's drugs [Celebslam]
Pot now available in pill form [COED Magazine]
Go Home Tiger Woods, You’re Drunk [The Blemish]
Catholic League Super Pissed At David Bowie For His New Video; Calls Him “Juvenile” [Evil Beet Gossip]
UFC Champ Ronda Rousey is Hot [Crave Online]
As I Lay Dying singer hired a hitman to kill his wife? [Popbytes]
Remember in 2010 when Megan Fox was fired from The Transformers franchise because she said Michael Bay was Hitler and a nightmare to work for? She must have handwashed his Ferrari naked this time. Deadline reports:
Looks like Michael Bay doesn’t hold a grudge. He’s just announced via his blog that Megan Fox will star in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the live-action/CGI feature from producer Bay, his Platinum Dunes and Paramount. Jonathan Liebesman is directing.
A friend of mine used to date Michael Bay, and apparently every “Michael Bay is a raging asshole with God complex” story you’ve ever read is absolutely true. But let’s not let that fact make us forget that someone is making a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. And that another person gave it a budget of $125M. Suicide bombers make a lot more sense now, huh?
In an interview in the March issue of Marie Claire UK, Megan Fox says she’s now one of those mothers who thinks the world revolves around their kid.
“I recognize the blessings when they come –- like, I recognize I’m so lucky to work with Judd [Apatow] –- but the ultimate satisfaction for me is being with my son,” the 26-year-old “This Is 40″ star explains. “All I wanted to do my whole, whole life was have a baby and, now, I’ve finally done it.” Fox admits that parenthood has taken the forefront and that her career is not as important to her anymore. “It’s very hard for me to do this stuff, because I feel like this isn’t my job anymore. My job is to be with him,” she says of her son, adding to Marie Claire, “I just want to give Noah as much of myself as I can. And I want to have more kids. That is where my heart is.”
So, Megan Fox had a kid and immediately quit work and wants to have more kids? I dodged that bullet! I mean, how many kids does she want? I’d have to draw the line at 16.
In Megan Fox’s now infamous interview with Esquire, we learned that she’s a Bible freak who believes is Bigfoot and alien buried treasure, but she did manage to make one accurate statement: Marilyn Monroe and Lindsay Lohan were both emotional basketcases who loved drugs and penis a little so much that it ruined their careers. Yet this is one thing from the interview that she said was taken out of context. Really? This was the only thing? You sure? Megan says on Facebook:
In the newly released article that I did for Esquire, there is a reference that is made to Lindsay Lohan that I would like to clarify before it snowballs into something silly. The journalist and I were discussing why I was removing my Marilyn Monroe tattoo, especially since in his opinion, Marilyn was such a powerful and iconic figure for women. I attempted to draw parallels between Lindsay and Marilyn in order to illustrate my point that while Marilyn may be an icon now, sadly she was not respected and taken seriously while she was still living. Both women were gifted actresses, whose natural talent was lost amongst the chaos and incessant media scrutiny surrounding their lifestyles and their difficulties adhering to studio schedules etc. I intended for this to be a factual comparison of two women with similar experiences in Hollywood. Unfortunately it turned into me offering up what is really much more of an uneducated opinion. It was most definitely not my intention to criticize or degrade Lindsay. I would never want her to feel bullied, as she does not deserve that. I was not always speaking eloquently during this interview and this miscommunication is my fault!
1.) There’s no way in hell Megan Fox wrote this 2.) How does she go out in public without her tinfoil hat? 3.) I’m going to lunch to get some tacos. brb.
h/t The Superficial
Besides being insanely hot, Megan Fox
was best known in Hollywood for Transformers
and saying dumb shit repeatedly. Her pregnancy shut that whole thing down for awhile, but she’s not pregnant anymore. And she did an interview with Esquire
. Hold on to your fucking hat.
She compared Lindsay Lohan to Marilyn Monroe:
“She wasn’t powerful at the time. She was sort of like Lindsay. She was an actress who wasn’t reliable, who almost wasn’t insurable…She had all the potential in the world, and it was squandered. I’m not interested in following those footsteps.”
She thinks Bigfoot exists:
“Would you not be so much more interested in finding out that Bigfoot existed than in watching a really good movie? I believe in aliens…Loch Ness monster—there’s something to it…There’s the Bell Witch…What distracts me from my reality is Bigfoot. They are my celebrities.”
On why you should feel sorry for her because she’s rich and famous:
“I don’t think people understand. They all think we should shut the f–k up and stop complaining because you live in a big house or you drive a Bentley. So your life must be great. “What people don’t realize is that fame, whatever your worst experience in high school, when you were being bullied by those 10 kids in high school, fame is that, but on a global scale, where you’re being bullied by millions of people constantly.”
She goes to church. And speaks in tongues:
“The energy is so intense in the room that you feel like anything can happen,” she said, adding that she’s “read the Book of Revelation a million times.” “I have seen magical, crazy things happen. I’ve seen people be healed. Even now, in the church I go to, during Praise and Worship, I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I’d have to shut it off because I don’t know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back. It feels like a lot of energy coming through the top of your head — I’m going to sound like such a lunatic — and then your whole body is filled with this electric current. And you just start speaking, but you’re not thinking because you have no idea what you’re saying. Words are coming out of your mouth, and you can’t control it. The idea is that it’s a language that only God understands. It’s the language that’s spoken in heaven. It’s called ‘getting the Holy Ghost.”
She thinks the Book of Revelations is literal and the Antichrist is the Internet:
“I’ve read the Book of Revelation a million times,” Megan Fox says. “It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded. What is the dragon? What is the prostitute? What are these things? What is this imagery? What was John seeing? And I was just thinking, What is the Antichrist?” When war breaks out in the Holy Land, like it is right now, if that is a sign of the immediate end times, then where are the other signs? Is it possible that it’s the Internet or fame itself or celebrity?”
She thinks aliens buried treasure and she believes in actual leprechauns:
“I feel like there’s stuff literally buried there and buried where the Maya were,” she says. Ancient aliens who gave rise to ancient civilizations on earth. “I would like to uncover the secrets of the universe. In my fantasy. I believe in all of this stuff. I believe in all of it….I like believing. I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people’s imaginations….
Good god, man. She must leave permanent scars and cause PTSD every time she decides to bang somebody, because that’s a shitload of crazy. Hats off to you, Brian Austin Green. Hats off to you, sir.