I don’t know why at FOX didn’t think to replace Zooey Deschanel with Megan Fox in New Girl even before Deschanel got pregnant and needed a whole season for maternity leave. Or for her bangs to grow out. I think it’s the first one, but I’m not up to date on my New Girl dealings. But why not do it back in season 1? Seems like a missed opportunity. Anyway, here she is filming a scene for the show with Jake Johnson who, from what I can tell these pics, is also wondering why this took so long. I hope Zooey Deschanel can still be on the show somehow. Maybe she can voice a baby character or a stuffed teddy bear who solves the roommates’ problems with magic glitter.
Just go ahead and stay that way, Megan.
Brian Austin Green just put it in writing … he’s asking soon-to-be ex-wife Megan Fox for spousal support. In the docs filed Tuesday, Green checks the box for spousal support … a move we saw coming….Megan is still working on big time movies and has a steady income. As we’ve reported this break-up is as amicable as can be — Brian and Megan are still living under the same roof and co-parenting their sons.
Megan Fox and this dude split last month, and now she has to write a check because he falls down on the way to auditions sometimes. I just read about vertigo on WebMD. Sounds made up. I would’ve said something cool like greyscale.
I mean, Beverly Hills 90210 was a long time ago.
In my effort to post every picture of Megan Fox on the set of TMNT 2, I’m sad to report that Laura Linney is in this bullshit. Fucking Laura Linney plays a cop in a movie about CGI turtles who know karate and like pizza. Is Laura facing foreclosure? Is she trying to raise enough to ransom her daughter back from ISIS? Someone needs to explain this. In the meantime, Megan Fox is in a tight shirt that probably wouldn’t need a hanger after I was done with it. Because it would be really stiff. From dried semen. That’s where I was going with that.
The only set pics we have of TMNT 2 are these, omg these, and now these. Fortunately, we have yet to see any teenage turtles. Only Megan Fox. I understand teenage turtles are in this movie, but I guess I can go get more popcorn or Twizzlers when they come on screen. Wait, you don’t have Twizzlers? Only Red Vines?I’m gonna burn this motherfucka down. You wait right here I’ll be right back.
I threw some pictures of Megan Fox on the set of TMNT 2 on Tuesday, BUT THESE ARE THE PICTURES OF MEGAN FOX ON THE SET OF TMNT 2 TODAY. I’M KNOW I’M TYPING IN ALL CAPS I DON’T CARE BECAUSE MEGAN FOX IS BLONDE AND IS WEARING GLASSES AND WHAT LOOKS LIKE A CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL UNIFORM I WOULD JUMP OVER HILARY DUFF’S DEAD BODY TO GET TO THIS I’VE ALSO HAD A FOUR SHOT AMERICANO AND I THINK I CAN SEE MY HEARTBEAT RIGHT NOW AND IT IS ALSO LOOKING AT THESE PICTURES MY PENIS RIGHT NOW IS LIKE THOR’S HAMMER IF IT WAS ON THE GROUND AND SOMEBODY TRIED TO PICK IT UP BESIDES THOR. HITTING PUBLISH NOW OK BYE.
I thought Megan Fox was still promoting the Michael Bay afterbirth that was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but here she is in the first set pictures of TMNT 2. Why? Why is this happening? Let history show that I was against this. On the bright side, she’s still super hot, but I have no idea why she’s running. Hopefully because she realizes she’s on the set of TMNT 2.
Hey, remember when Megan Fox was on here everyday? Good times. Now she’s on the cover of the April 2015 issue of Harper’s Bazaar. And being on the cover means they also stuck a microphone in her face and let her speak. That’s always fun. (via ONTD)
Knows she is viewed as attention seeking by the general public, doesn’t care.
Quentin Tarantino told her he liked her performance in Jennifer’s Body.
She had no idea what she was doing in her career or as an actress when she filmed Transformers
She hates the red carpet. It’s high stress and she feels like a mannequin.
She doesn’t stress about her career and follows her intuition
Isn’t a harsh parent; thinks of herself as an expansive force in her children’s lives. She believes she can learn from them as they can learn from her.
Her son Noah loves to wear kimonos
She likes to feel magical and dress “tribal” because she’s 1/16th Cherokee
Nothing will destroy my undying love for Megan Fox, but it’s always interesting to listen to someone from another planet with their head so far up their own ass and call it self-awareness. She probably has a book on tape about how to achieve Moshka but couldn’t tell you how much a gallon of costs. But the most depressing thing about this article is that she’s 1/16th Cherokee. There goes the pickup line I’ve been saving I guess.
I was nervous when I saw this on TMZ because I thought Megan Fox would more plastic surgery. Whew.
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green had a rough Thursday night, when they were sideswiped near Mulholland Drive by a drunk driver. We’re told Brian was driving a Range Rover at 9:30 PM when a Mini Cooper going in the opposite direction crossed over the yellow line and somewhat violently sideswiped them … enough to blow a tire. The Mini Cooper spun around and eventually stopped. Brian called the cops, they came and arrested the Mini driver. Our law enforcement sources say the 35-year-old guy was twice the legal limit.
Well, I’m glad she’s ok and isn’t dead. That would have made me sad. Oh, and Brian Austin Green is totally fine as well, and that really should be expected since Megan has willingly allowed him to impregnate her twice so luck has clearly been on his side for a while now.