Megan Fox Isn’t Jennifer Love Hewitt

Remember what I said about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Well, I'm not a physicist, but I understand that sometimes, something can violate every natural law of the universe. Case in point: Here's Megan Fox on the set of the abomination that will be TMNT, 7 weeks after giving birth to her SECOND kid. I can't stress that enough. This is what Megan Fox looks like after two two of Green's sperm fertilized two of her eggs. I should have prefaced this by saying Megan Fox is 27. We're in the red here, but not yet. She's good for about three more seasons then she'll be traded to the Washington Redskins for a 6th round draft pick.

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Megan Fox Named Her Kid Bodhi Ransom Green
Megan Fox Named Her Kid Bodhi Ransom Green

 

She so lucky she's hot. So, so lucky.

According to a birth certificate obtained by the site, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles star gave birth to Bodhi Ransom Green on Feb. 12.

I mean, anybody who gets a tattoo of Marilyn Monroe possesses limited intelligence and a complete lack of understanding of American icons they worship, so it shouldn't really come as a surprise that Megan Fox gave her kid a dumb ass name. Bodhi Green. Sounds like Jewish surfer or a strain of weed. But please understand, Brian Austin Green isn't at fault here. She was probably blowing him when they were picking out names and he just nodded at everything. If Megan Fox let me get her pregnant, I'd let her name it Unicorn Monster Truck Glitter. I don't even give a fuck.

 

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Megan Fox Had Her Second Kid
Megan Fox Had Her Second Kid

 

Brian Austin Green's insemination game is too strong. Too strong. Too Fab reports:

It's a boy! Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green welcomed their second child together, toofab has exclusively learned. This is the second boy for the couple, who welcomed son Noah in September 2012, and the third son for Green — who also has 11-year-old Kassius with ex Vanessa Marcil. No other details about the baby were immediately made available.

Hey, remember that three year run on here when basically every single post was a Megan Fox post and I described in great detail what my penis and I would do to her? Yep. Still would. Glad we had this talk.

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Megan Fox Is Pregnant Again
Megan Fox Is Pregnant Again

 

After giving birth to her first child with Brian Autin Green only 9 months ago, Megan Fox is already pregnant with their second. Congrats to Green's penis. Page Six reports:

Megan Fox is pregnant with her second child with husband Brian Austin Green, Page Six has exclusively confirmed. Fox is represented by top publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnick, who told us, “I can confirm Megan is expecting her second child with her husband Brian, they are both very happy.”

I don't know what took so long, because if it was me, Megan Fox would be pregnant every 11 months. I know doctors say you're supposed to wait 8 weeks to have sex after she has a baby, but what does her dentist say? Don't kill my vibe, bro.

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Megan Fox And Her Butt Are Key Elements In ‘TMNT’

So here's more pics of Megan Fox on the set of the abomination that is TMNT, and as you can see, she's wearing tight jeans because when you have to take your kids to this thing, at least you'll be able to look at a perfect ass while you're there. Good thinking, Michael Bay.

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Megan Fox Continues To Be Hot On The ‘TMNT’ Set

Only Michael Bay would think it would be a good idea to make a live-action movie about bro mutant turtles who live in a sewer with a Chinese rat and like pizza, so a live-action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is being made. Great. Can't wait not to see it. But that doesn't change the fact that Michael Bay is awesome at objectifying women by using great lighting and slow motion to make their boobs an integral part of the narrattive, and who better to allow him to legally live out his rape fantasies than Megan Fox. And in case skateboarding turtles who are also ninjas is hard to believe, please keep in mind that Megan plays a reporter. Megan Fox is playing a reporter. I feel like I can't stress that enough.

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