Matt Dillon Got Arrested

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Matt Dillon was arrested in Vermont last night on charges of “I’m an actor and laws do not apply to me.” WCAX-TV reports:

An Academy award winning movie star was arrested in Vermont overnight. State Police stopped Matt Dillon, who was traveling 106 miles per hour on Interstate 91 in Newbury. He is due in court next month to answer to a charge of excessive speed. The 44-year-old Dillon has appeared in dozens of movies and won an Oscar for his role in the 2004 film Crash. He also appeared in other popular movies including Something About Mary and You, Me and Dupree.

Wow, did they really have to mention You, Me and Dupree? Quite frankly, I think they just did that to be mean.


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