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Justin Bieber Got His Mom’s Eye Tattooed On His Arm [Dlisted

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Lydia Hearst had a beach house party in Malibu (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

The Queen wants the royal baby to come, like, now [Lainey Gossip]

Shailene Woodley ‘adapted her diet & lifestyle to that of indigenous people’ [Celebitchy]

Stacy Keibler Makes Leggy GMA Appearance [Moe Jackson]

R.I.P.D. is headed for a big bomb [Film Drunk]

Demi Moore is taking this yoga thing a little too far [Celebslam]

Heidi Klum's Hottest Instagram Selfies [COED Magazine]

Mary Louise Parker Quitting Acting Because You’re Mean [The Blemish]

Robin Thicke Wishes He Was In The Beatles [Evil Beet Gossip]

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Cory Monteith cremated amidst family drama [Popbytes]

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Marisa Miller Is The Exception

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In a purely aesthetic sense, as a general rule women should be thrown off that cliff in Sparta where they threw the retarded babies as soon as they hit 30 unless they know how to make a great sandwich. But Marisa Miller is 33 and is still one of the hottest pieces of ass on Earth. Just look at her damn stomach (yes, it looks the exact same without Photoshop). I guess what I’m saying is put down the Sno Balls. My God, what is wrong with you? What are you doing to yourself?! You have people who love you, can’t you see that?!

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The Kentucky Derby Was Unimpressive

The Kentucky Derby is a horse race and an excuse for non-British rich people and D-listers to wear weird hats. Seriously, when Sarah Jessica Parker doesn’t show and your most famous names are some guy who upgraded from a fat chick, a confused Bride of Chucky star searching for Colonel Sanders, and a reality divorcee whose vagina probably looks like a blown tire at a monster truck rally, it’s time to give up.

Marisa Miller was also at the Barnstable preparty:

All images via WENN.

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Marisa Miller Salutes You

You know it’s a slow news day when the top story is about Amber Heard, so here’s Marisa Miller at the VH1 Divas Salute The Troops show. She may be wearing too much clothing to ensure your penises are standing at attention, but it was between her and some broad from Sugarland. That’s what I thought.

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Marisa Miller Says Good Morning

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Marisa Miller spends half of her life in lingerie, and these pictures of her in the 2010 Victoria’s Secret campaign make it obvious as to why. When your body looks like God made it while he was blazed and sending out angels for a Taco Bell run, there really isn’t much else you should be allowed to wear.

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Marissa Miller Understands Awards

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Marisa Miller accepted her FHM Global Search 2010 World’s Sexiest Woman yesterday, and if you look closely, you can see why she won. I don’t want to ruin the surprise.

You can see more of Marisa Miller and other 100 sexiest women at FHM.com.

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Buy American
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Here’s Marisa Miller in her new ads for Harley Davidson, and I don’t know what the Japanese think about all this, but maybe they should have thought about that before…whatever. It’s Marisa Miller and her perfect body straddling a motorcycle. The only way these pictures could be any better is if she was riding a Pegasus and flew on my balcony.

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Marisa Miller Is Depressing



Marisa Miller showed up at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, and I know I talk about how I would bang most of the women on this site (which of course I never will) but I’m almost glad I’ll never be able bend Marisa Miller’s insane body over a couch. Because if I did, it would have to be through Make-A-Wish, because if I didn’t die immediately after, I’m pretty sure my penis would fall into a deep depression and need medication to cope with the vagina that would come afterward. I could walk into a sorority with a case of Grey Goose and a garbage bag full of X, and my penis would just end up sitting in the corner practicing relaxation techniques and posting on his support group’s message board.

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Marisa Miller Needs To Change Pools

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I’ve been spending a lot of time at my pool lately, mostly because it’s bikini season, but mostly because you never know what you might find or who you might meet. Like yesterday, when four hot chicks in tiny bikinis were studying for the bar exam. Nice work, God. Now if you could help Marisa Miller witness a mob execution then put her in the witness protection program and send her to live in an apartment complex in NC, that would be fantastic. I have plenty of closet space if she needs it. Oh, and a large penis. Don’t forget large penis.

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