We can talk about Mariah Carey‘s New Year’s Eve thing still, but Mariah can walk on stage and just grunt and walk off. She’s earned the right to do that. It’s fine. She doesn’t care and neither should we. She also doesn’t care that kids watching Nickelodeon’s 2017 Kids’ Choice Awards see her gigantic breasts in HD. Nick Cannon didn’t come dressed like this because he thought it was a great idea. We all know why he did it. Gigantic breasts can make you do weird shit, man.
I gave 2017 a lot of credit today, but Jenny McCarthy has trended twice in the first four days of 2017. That is not the way, 2017. That is not the way at all. This being the second time. Why? Because Jenny McCarthy is coming for Mariah Carey‘s talent. I want to reiterate that Jenny McCarthy is shading someone with actual talent. Speak on it, Jenny.
“It’s completely unfair and bulls–t for [Mariah] to blame Dick Clark Productions,” McCarthy said on her Sirius XM show on Tuesday. “I think Mariah was nervous as hell. I think she chose really tough songs to try to sing along with. I think ‘Emotions,’ that song, I mean her voice is not there anymore. I don’t think there is a problem with her inner ears. I just don’t. I think she used it as an excuse.” “Now I do understand our egos of course want to blame everyone but itself for mistakes,” she explained. “If Dick Clark were alive today, I guarantee he would be on air right now fighting back. He’s not, so I’m going to … I have never seen a production company more supportive of their musical guests. So for her to defame them was so incredibly insulting for the group of people who work their balls off preparing and rehearsing.”…“Mariah didn’t do a sound check. She did whatever you would call like a dance move rehearsal holding her gold microphone, and she stood off to the side of the stage while she had a stand-in do a sound check.”
Obviously, this is way to many words to read since the words came out of Jenny McCarthy’s mouth. The Jenny McCarthy who has probably killed more kids than Obama’s drone program. I prefer 90s Jenny McCarthy when she kept her titties out and her mouth just made fart noises. It was a simpler time. Mark Wahlberg needs to have a talk with his brother and fix this.
By now, I’m pretty sure you’ve all seen the video of Mariah Carey on NYE officially ending 2016 the only acceptable way it could end – dying from embarrassment. It was so bad even dorky ass Josh Groban tried to go in. If you haven’t seen it, I’m sure your grandma post it on Facebook in a few weeks. Or you can watch it here. You’ve also probably read how Mariah Carey thinks Dick Clark’s ghost sabotaged her. Any theory: Mariah Carey was high as hell.
Mariah Carey proved that she was just like millions of other Americans the week before her epic New Year’s Eve meltdown in Times Square as she was photographed doing some last minute shopping just before Christmas. It was not presents for her two young children Mariah seemed to be after however, with the 47-year-old pop star and her entourage spotted heading into a marijuana dispensary in the Colorado resort town of Aspen called The Original Leaf…The photos were taken exactly one week before Mariah walked off the stage during a nightmare performance of songs including ‘Emotions’ and ‘We Belong Together.’
Weed makes you forget things and not really give a shit then laugh about it later. So who knows, maybe she was high. Maybe we shouldn’t really care. Mariah Carey is probably so distraught right now, she’s wiping her tears with $100 bills and the paws of baby chinchillas.
Live holiday events’ war on successful black women singers has been going on for a while. #staywoke
Last week we learned that Mariah Carey was demanding $50M from James Packer even though they were never married and her never even got to hit it. Then she claimed he was abusive and “mentally unstable”. Here’s something else we just learned: dude really, really, really wanted to marry Mariah Carey. Probably so he could finally seem dem titties. And is also mentally unstable.
The billionaire was clearly itching to tie the knot with Mariah, upset that his people were not moving fast enough to nail down the prenup so he could marry her on March 1st in Bora Bora…Packer’s lawyers were telling him they could not get the prenup signed, sealed and delivered by March 1st. His response … “I don’t know who’s working for who because there are a lot of names I haven’t heard before on this email chain. The people who work for me — message — do as I say or f*** off. I want to get married on March 1st. James.”…Mariah already had a dress, the flowers were ordered and all the flights for the guests were secured.
He seems chill. So what was the hold up with this prenup? GOOD GOD MAN.
Packer’s lawyers clearly felt the prenup was complicated, sending Mariah’s team a 100 page document outlining the specifics. The details in the document are fascinating. Among the many conditions … if Packer gave Mariah a piece of jewelry or anything else, she would have to give it back if they broke up UNLESS he sent her a signed note saying it was a gift.
If you need a 100 pages to explain the specifics of your love, I don’t even think you want to see titties. Seems a bit counterproductive to seeing titties. So why couldn’t they get married at all?
…because Nick Cannon hadn’t signed the divorce docs. Mariah and James knew this, but they were going to call the wedding a “commitment ceremony” and pass themselves off as husband and wife.
Yesterday it was reported that Mariah Carey got dumped by her billionaire fiance, James Packer, because she liked to spend all of his money. I assume she has her own. So what else could have happened? Oh, yeah. A billionaire becomes an unhinged lunatic when his trophy wanders off the property.
James Packer went crazy on a guy he suspected was making moves on Mariah Carey … sources connected with Mariah tell TMZ. Our Mariah sources say Packer grew jealous of her relationship with Bryan Tanaka — her dancer and choreographer — and the tension boiled over in June at Mariah’s show. We’re told Bryan wasn’t dancing that night due to an injury, so Packer thought it was weird he bothered to show up. Packer pulled Bryan into a room for a little mano a mano. Our sources say there was a ton of yelling, but it’s unclear if it got physical. We’re told Packer was so crazed he used his casino ties — he owns several in Australia and Asia — to get Tanaka banned from Caesar’s Palace, where MC performs.
Then there’s this thing.
James Packer “is not in his right mind” … so claim people who Mariah Carey has downloaded with info about her bitter breakup. Our Mariah sources tell us, “she had to leave him” and he hasn’t been “present for her” in a couple of months. They call James “mentally unstable.” Even more serious … the sources say the last straw for the relationship was that he got “violent” a month ago on a yacht in Greece.
Man, so a sociopath and petty. It’s like James Packer is giving billionaires a bad name. Trump seems to be doing his part for millionaires.
Not pictured: James Packer.
We have less than a week for Halloween, so that means a bunch of drunk Harley Quinn’s walking around looking for gluten free craft beer and their dates, possibly named Kyle, still mad that they had to dress up like The Joker. Kyle’s friend, Cooper, will think it’s hilarious that he’s wearing a sombrero because he went as “Bad Hombre”. Cooper will then be standing in the corner having an argument with a Jill Stein supporter, Ashleigh, because she’s four shots in and feels the need to lecture everyone about cultural appropriation and cisgender misogyny intersectional random buzzword she learned on Tumblr the day before trigger. Anyway, although she’s best known for Christmas, Mariah Carey had a Halloween party this weekend and her fiance wasn’t there. Her ex-husband was there though. Not sure what what was about.
Mariah Carey’s sister, Alison Carey was arrested for prostitution on Friday after an undercover investigation led Saugerties, NY police found her in a hotel, well, doing prostitute stuff.
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Heidi Klum is topless again (NSFW) [ The Superficial ]
Cara Delevingne is see through for W Magazine (NSFW) [ The Nip Slip ]
Not at all creepy: Christina Aguilera‘s duet with hologram Whitney Houston [ Dlisted ]
Farrah Abraham looks like a discontinued sex doll [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Sup, Mara Teigen? [ Popoholic ]
Chloe Grace Moretz said some things [ Cele|bitchy ]
Nude pics help deal with depression [ The Blemish ]
Mariah Carey stopped by two Australian radio shows yesterday, Kyle & Jackie O and Fitzy & Wippa, and not only d Australians have dumb names for morning shows, they asked Mariah about her experience on American Idol. Probably not the best idea. She called it boring and fake, and when as ked if she was coming back for the final season, she replied (I’m not paraphrsaing here) “Hell no! Absolutely not! It was the worst experience of my life.” But remember when Mariah and Nicki Minaj wanted to snatch each others’ weaves every epsiode? Yeah, the producers wanted that.
“I don’t think they had any intentions for us to have a good experience doing that show. Pitting two females against each other wasn’t cool,” the pop superstar revealed. “It should’ve been about the contestants instead of about some nonexistent feud that turned into even more ridiculousness.”
Look, American Idol should have been cancelled like 10 years ago. Carrie Underwood is the only one who has ever done anything worth a shit. I guess you can count Kelly Clarkson for a quick sec before she thought she knew better than Clive Davis and installed a Krispy Kreme franchise in her house. And maybe Adam Lambert. But I think he’s retired and gone to live in a John Water’s movie.