Maria Menounos Has A Brain Tumor
Maria Menounos Has A Brain Tumor

 

Maria Menounos is a person who talks on TV. She couldn’t talk on TV very well for a while, because she had a brain tumor and didn’t know it.

As she was caring for her mother, who has stage 4 brain cancer, Maria Menounos found out she was facing a health crisis of her own. In February, the TV and Sirius XM radio host started experiencing troubling symptoms. “I’d been getting lightheaded on set and having headaches,” she tells PEOPLE in the magazine’s exclusive new cover story. “My speech had gotten slurred and I was having difficulty reading the teleprompter.”  An MRI revealed Menounos had a golf-ball-size meningioma brain tumor that was pushing on her facial nerves. “I didn’t cry. I actually laughed,” she recalls. “It’s so surreal and crazy and unbelievable that my mom has a brain tumor—and now I have one too?”

Man, that’s sad. But have you ever seen Maria Menounos in a bikini or a tight dress though? If you told me she had a tumor, I’d think for sure it was in her ass. Sup. Hit me up after your brain stuff.

 

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Maria Menounos Wore This

I’m not going to pretend I know what Maria Menounos wore on Jimmy Kimmel Live the other night, but how do you take it off? Because damn. Still unclear why her boyfriend waited 17 years to marry her since she has this and seems excited to do this. My penis is legit twitching right now. It just twitched again. Slow down there, little guy. We have to go to the post office here in a bit. Get yourself together. 

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Maria Menounos Got Engaged On The Howard Stern Show
Maria Menounos Got Engaged On The Howard Stern Show


Maria Menounos has been dating Keven Undergaro for 19 years. He was finally convinced she wasn’t a ho on The Howard Stern Show yesterday.


Ok, that was kinda sweet. She put up a long winded followup post on Instagram after, so feel free to read that if you want to believe if you just wait it out, that your boyfriend will propose to you. Probably not the female empowerment we’re doing in 2016. 


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Basic Halloween

It’s that time of year, my friends. Females the world over will using a holiday created to remember dead people as an excuse to unleash their inner sluts by adding the word “sexy” in front of a profession so they can go get shitfaced. Good times, good times. The banner pic is Maria Menounos‘ ass in camouflage, and I added some more people who you may or may not care about, but I mean, I’m just kinda biding my time until Heidi Klum’s costume destroys every idea you had or some privileged white girl goes outside in blackface.

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Here’s A Picture Of Maria Menounos Sucking On A Cakepop
Here’s A Picture Of Maria Menounos Sucking On A Cakepop

 

So, Maria Menounos has been on the site again recently because BAM DAT ASS, and here she is sucking on a cakepop. What a coincidence, mine's brown, too. And it has cream inside oh god Todd you went too far there man just hit publish so embarrasing.

 

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Here’s A Bunch Of Pictures Of Maria Menounos And Her Butt

I'm not going to lie to you, I have no idea nor do I really care what the Variety Breakthrough Of The Year Awards are, but apparently they have them every year, and this year, Maria Menounos showed up in this dress and omg dat ass. Sorry, did that sound like I was objectifying her? Good, because I totally was just then. Because we're all looking at the same pictures here. Specifically, pictures of said dat ass. Jesus talked about it in the Bible once. For real, look it up. "Damn, son. Booty had me like..," Jesus was quoted as saying.

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Maria Menounos Is In A Bikini

I have no idea why Maria Menounos is famous, but if I had to guess, its because she looks like this in a bikini. Boobs, stomach, hips, legs, and ass are all covered. The only way she could be better is if she could give head with her mind.

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Maria Menounos Is In A Bikini Again



Women make a big deal about being able to have kids like it’s some sort of miracle instead of bodily function, but please understand that as a man, I could launch an entire civilization on Maria Menounos‘ stomach in about two minutes. Or her face. Greeks like shitty tasting yogurt. I guess what I’m saying is that every uterus and ovary needs to get over themselves. I could repopulate an entire planet before lunch.

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Maria Menounous Was Sexually Assaulted By Her Doctor



Why you gotta be so uptight, baby? Dayuum, gurl. Radar Online reports:

Extra host Maria Menounos dropped a bombshell confession on the Howard Stern Show on Monday morning when she told the shock jock that she had been sexually assaulted by her doctor during a medical examination. “I was really young, so I was so uncomfortable… (My boyfriend) Kevin was in the waiting room and I literally started screaming,” recalled Maria, as she told the America’s Got Talent judge how she had gone in to be treated for a throat problem and was devastated when the doctor began touching her genitals. “I was just so uncomfortable I didn’t know what to do.”

No to diminish this story and her painful memory in any way, but if I was in a room with Maria Menounous and anesthesia, I would have saved her from all that unnecessary crying and screaming. Because I’m a gentleman, you see.

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Sup, Maria Menounos?



Maria Menounos has been in a bikini for the past two months, so what better way for someone to make her pay for losing a bet that the Patriots lost by wearing a New York Giants bikini. I still really have no idea what Maria Menounos does exactly, but I know she doesn’t write songs about guys breaking up with her and how better off she’ll be like Kelly Clarkson and Adele. But she does look fantastic in a bikini. Hmmm, if there was just some way to find the correlation between those last two sentences. I guess that will just forever remain a mystery, my friends.

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