I know we talk about whitewashing happening a lot in Hollywood, but why don’t we ever talk about hotwashing? Because there’s no way in hell I’m supposed to believe Margot Robbie is Tonya Harding. Oh wait. Maybe I can.
Yeah, so Margot Robbie got married to the 3rd assistant director on a movie called Suite Francaise. Shout out to all 3rd assistant directors who work on movies about finding love when Nazis are around.
MARGOT Robbie and Tom Ackerley reportedly walked down the aisle in Byron Bay last night in a fairytale finale to another standout year for the Hollywood A-lister. Papparazi photographers touched down at Coolangatta early yesterday as word spread the Gold Coast actor, 26, was preparing to wed her longtime British director beau in a surprise pre-Christmas ceremony.
So, my dream of marrying Margot Robbie is dead I guess. On the bright side, I have a new dream of Margot Robbie cheating on her husband. We’ll see how that plays out. 11 days left in 2016. This year has taught us that anything can happen.
Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned (NSFW) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC [ The Superficial ]
DMX has 15 kids now [ Dlisted ]
Stella Maxwell‘s secret nipple [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Frenchy Morgan doing what she does (NSFW) [ The Nip Slip ]
A moment with Barbara Fialho [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Jessica Alba remains MILF #1 [ Popoholic ]
Kendall Jenner looks super happy [ Moe Jackson ]
The Cincinnati Zoo doesn’t want you to love Harambe [ The Blemish ]
Margot Robbie is one of the hottest women on the planet. I’m sorry if you feel differently. I’m also sorry for the time that dude with the hot, blonde Australian girlfriend dunked on you during gym or whatever your makes you feel this way. I could write more, but here’s 51 pics of Margot Robbie i this dress.
TL;DR I moved. The previous tenant was in collections with Comcast and decided to cut the outside cable line on their way out. It took Comcast two and half days and the assistance of an oracle and a map to figure that out. Also, there’s a coffee shop two blocks down the street, but that’s kinda irrelevant when your building maintenance man says he’ll be by to fix the thermostat “between 9 and 4”. Good times. Also, I have a really cool boss. Anyway, I’m alive. I couldn’t tell you before because I just got Internet an hour ago. So here’s Margot Robbie at the premiere of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. I used the acronym version of that a lot since Monday. I’ll be here Saturday and Sunday for your reading pleasure/displeasure, so at least you have that to look forward to. I know you like that, baby.
Empire Magazine just revealed Jared Leto in full Joker costume for Suicide Squad, and he kinda looks like a vampire nightclub promoter who didn’t have any clean pants. Whatever. If Jared Leto has ever given a bad performance, I’ve yet to see it, so I’ll withhold any judgment until then. “Until then” obviously being when it comes on Netflix.
Margot Robbie is in this too, right? Ok, cool so I can use these pictures then:
In what I assume is a leaked video from the set of Suicide Squad, here’s Jared Leto as The Joker (without the tattoos) and Margot Robbie (not wearing a Harley Quinn costume). Take it away, Uproxx.
Harley is standing in front of Joker’s car. She screams “Get out of the car” then mouths the word p*ssy. And she makes that look adorable. Joker revs the engine, then gets out. They argue briefly and another guy approaches to break it up. She shoots him then points the gun at Joker. He does the old “put his forehead against the barrel, daring her to shoot him” thing before grabbing the gun, pointing it at his own head, and slapping her, so there’s your answer if you wondered if they’d tone down the fact Joker beats up Harley and messes with her head.
Man, can’t wait to read the think piece about this video on Salon and Jezebel. Should be a good time, guys.
If you have yet to see Wolf Of Wall Street, like, what's your deal? Seriously. I don't want to get into your issues here, but go see it. It's amazing. Also, because Margot Robbie is in it and she's blonde and hot and has perfect boobs. So, of course, she needs to be in Playboy. Us Magazine:
"We always want the latest, most popular girl of the moment, and that changes week to week!" Hef told Us Weekly at Playboy's 60th Anniversary at the Mansion in Holmby Hills, Calif., which more than 60 bunnies gathered to celebrate. The movie buff, who holds screenings at his plush home with wife Crystal Harris, said he's a big fan of this year's Oscar nominees: "I loved American Hustle," he said, along with "Wolf of Wall Street and [Leonardo] DiCaprio in it. He was very, very good.” The CEO, who’s accustomed to seeing scantily-clad women strewn across the pages of his monthly publication, commented on Robbie’s nude scenes featured in Martin Scorsese’s movie: “I was very aware of that!” he said with a laugh. “And the girl that plays [Jordan Belfort’s] wife in [Wolf of Wall Street] is very, very pretty." When asked if he would take the Australian stunner, 23, as a Playmate, Hef responded: "She should be in Playboy! Send her a message!" He continued, "We're ready for her. She would be great."
I have no idea how Hugh Hefner is not eating his Bob Evans through a straw yet, but if this old bastard can pull this off, I'll forgive him for Kendra Wilkinson. Fun fact: She was the first female on the cover of Playboy with Down Syndrome.