Margot Robbie Will Probably Win An Oscar
Margot Robbie Will Probably Win An Oscar

 

Margot Robbie is so hot that if she wants to be taken seriously as an actor and win an Oscar is to make herself ugly. There’s only three ways to win an Oscar: make yourself a cripple (Daniel Day-Lewis), make yourself ugly as fuck (Monster, Monster’s Ball), or star in a movie where Hollywood sucks it’s own dick (La La Land). Robbie appears to have hit two outta three with I, Tonya. She’s ugly as shit and (spoilers) somebody becomes a cripple in the movie. Here’s the trailer for said movie and here’s some pics of Margot Robbie at the 2017 Hollywood Film Awards in case you forgot what she looks like in real life.

 

 

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Margot Robbie & Jared Leto Are Doing A Harley Quinn & Joker Movie
Margot Robbie & Jared Leto Are Doing A Harley Quinn & Joker Movie

 

So two days, and two movies about The Joker have been announced. He’s also reportedly gonna be in Gotham City Sirens and Suicide Squad 2. Tomorrow George Lucas will announce a Joker Christmas special. So, Margot Robbie (Harley Quinn) and Jared Leto (The Joker) are doing movie. That’s a thing that’s happening, I guess. Thanks, world.

Glenn Ficarra and John Requa, directors and executive producers of the hit NBC drama This Is Us and who also wrote and helmed the 2011 film Crazy, Stupid, Love, are entering the DC cinematic universe at Warner Bros. The duo are in final negotiations to pen and helm an untitled movie project centering on Batman villains Joker and Harley Quinn. Insiders say that the plan is for this feature to go after the studio makes a sequel to Suicide Squad. The latter is on the development fast-track and out to directors. But the Joker and Harley Quinn movie is also moving fast as Warners has to contend with actors’ holding agreements, say sources.

Here was the pitch.

The film is described as a “criminal love story,” according to one source, featuring the two murdering maniacs who are cornerstones in the Batman mythos. One insider offered this: “an insane and twisted love story. When Harry Met Sally on benzedrine.”

If anything gets me excited about a Harley Quinn/Joker movie is a reference to a Billy Crystal 90s rom-com. Anyway, Margot Robbie was the best part of Suicide Squad, and if Jared Leto had Heath Ledger’s exact same part in The Dark Knight, we might be calling him the best Joker ever. And if the Olsen twins didn’t kill Heath Ledger he might have been in Suicide Squad and been horrible. Or maybe not. My apologies. I just care too much.

 

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Quentin Tarantino Is Doing A Charles Manson Movie
Quentin Tarantino Is Doing A Charles Manson Movie

 

For Quentin Tarantino‘s 9th film, there will be people talking for two hours then when they stop talking they will be violently killed. You know, like every Tarantino movie. Tarantino movies are awesome.

Quentin Tarantino’s next film will explore one of the most infamous murders of all time. Sources tell Variety that Tarantino’s upcoming movie, which the filmmaker has already written and will direct, will focus on the Manson family murders. Insiders close to the project indicate that while no one is attached or has read for a part yet, Tarantino is expected to court A-list talent. Margot Robbie and Jennifer Lawrence are being considered for the role of Sharon Tate, and Brad Pitt may be approached to play Vincent Bugliosi, the lawyer who prosecuted the family. The tragedy occurred on Aug. 8, 1969, when cult leader Charles Manson — an unemployed convict and failed musician — ordered a group of his followers to attack the guests of a house in Los Angeles’ Benedict Canyon. The followers brutally murdered everyone at the home, including Tate, who was eight months pregnant at the time.

First, can we not with Jennifer Lawrence? She’s not a good actor. We all know this, we just don’t want to admit it to ourselves. Let her go paint herself blue and stand in front of a green screen, and leave the Tarantino movies to hotter blondes who can act (see below). Also, let’s make Walter Goggins as Charles Manson. Unless Tarantino has already promised the part to Samuel L. Jackson, it’s the only casting choice.

 

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Margot Robbie Doesn’t Like The Stalking

I wish I had the kind of time to sit and wait for Margot Robbie to leave the gym, but if I did, I’d probably being doing something else like working on my model train. But whoever took this pictures sold them, because it’s there job to sit and wait for Margot Robbie to leave the gym. That sounds like a very boring job. Especially when she comes out looking like this. Can’t tell if she’s mad about people taking pictures or still mad about Suicide Squad.

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Margot Robbie Is Great With Toothpicks

Margot Robbie was the best thing in the garbage fire that that was Suicide Squad, and she’s also very concerned about her teeth. She probably learned that from Will Smith. He has very nice teeth. Margot Robbie has very nice everything else. She’s 26, so here’s to 4 more years of enjoying her until she starts talking about ageism in Hollywood after a 21-year old actress starts taking all her roles. Should be a great 4 years though!

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Here’s Margot Robbie Ice Skating In That Tonya Harding Movie
Here’s Margot Robbie Ice Skating In That Tonya Harding Movie

 

They really missed an opportunity to cast Amy Schumer as Tonya Harding, because they could have saved a bunch of money on Margot Robbie’s fat suit and the make up that’s supposed to make Margot Robbie ugly. Why go through all that? Oh, I forgot Amy Schumer is playing Barbie because we’re truly living in the upside down and the last days as the Bible foretold.  But if you want to see Margot Robbie in a fat suit and ugly makeup recreating Tonya Harding’s 1992 Olympic short program, click below for all your dreams to come true.

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Margot Robbie Is Wearing A Fat Suit To Play 90s Tonya Harding
Margot Robbie Is Wearing A Fat Suit To Play 90s Tonya Harding

 

I know we talk about whitewashing happening a lot in Hollywood, but why don’t we ever talk about hotwashing? Because there’s no way in hell I’m supposed to believe Margot Robbie is Tonya Harding. Oh wait. Maybe I can.

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Margot Robbie Got Married

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Yeah, so Margot Robbie got married to the 3rd assistant director on a movie called Suite Francaise. Shout out to all 3rd assistant directors who work on movies about finding love when Nazis are around.

MARGOT Robbie and Tom Ackerley reportedly walked down the aisle in Byron Bay last night in a fairytale finale to another standout year for the Hollywood A-lister. Papparazi photographers touched down at Coolangatta early yesterday as word spread the Gold Coast actor, 26, was preparing to wed her longtime British director beau in a surprise pre-Christmas ceremony.

So, my dream of marrying Margot Robbie is dead I guess. On the bright side, I have a new dream of Margot Robbie cheating on her husband. We’ll see how that plays out. 11 days left in 2016. This year has taught us that anything can happen.

 

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Margot Robbie At LAX & Links

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Good Lord, Margot Robbie
Good Lord, Margot Robbie


Margot Robbie is one of the hottest women on the planet. I’m sorry if you feel differently. I’m also sorry for the time that dude with the hot, blonde Australian girlfriend dunked on you during gym or whatever your makes you feel this way. I could write more, but here’s 51 pics of Margot Robbie i this dress. 


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