Manny Pacquiao Seems Totally Sane
Manny Pacquiao Seems Totally Sane


After having an endorsement with Nike for eight years, Nike has terminated that relationship because Manny Pacquiao apparently doesn’t realize he’s met a gay person before. I mean, he probably hasn’t considering that wrinkled ass suit. Who’s to say, really?

“We find Manny Pacquiao’s comments abhorrent,” the company said in a statement. “Nike strongly opposes discrimination of any kind and has a long history of supporting and standing up for the rights of the LGBT community.”

So what did he say that was so abhorrent? 

“Have you seen any animal having male-to-male or female-to-female relations?” Pacquiao said. “If you have male-to-male or female-to-female [relationships], then people are worse than animals.”

Oh. Yeah, that was pretty fucking abhorrent. A few hours later on Instagram he offered up the typical Christian apology which basically says, “I love you like God loves you but ewww you’re gross and going to hell I’m not judging just saying you’re going to die but I love you and God loves you omg ewww nasty I’m praying for you but please don’t take this as judgmental because I’m getting my info from a book written 2,000 years ago. God bless.” Except, well, he then put another post on Instagram saying gays should be put to death. So, sorry not sorry? I don’t know. I guess now comes the part where you tell me that Nike shouldn’t try to take the moral high ground here since 6-year old Chinese kids make their shoes. Valid point. But I think you’re missing the fact that 6-year old Chinese kids working in sweatshops can’t afford Nikes. Gay people can. I hope that clears up any confusion you might have. Luckily for Christians, this is another luxury suite they can rent out in their Persecution Complex, so be sure to drop more money in the collection plate this week than usual. Your pastor’s kids are asking for some Kyrie 2’s. 

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Here’s Some People Who Went To The Fight

Floyd Mayweather, Jr. is a “defensive fighter”, so that means he just runs around and hugs his opponents (unlike the women he fights). He’s also undefeated. You could probably be undefeated too if you could hand pick your opponents then give them a list of demands then make the person who is your biggest threat wait 7 years until he has a dislocated shoulder. Surprisingly, you can be illiterate and still do this. Manny Pacquiao is a dude from the Philippines who thinks all gay people should be put to death because God. People paid to see this. Anyway, here’s some people who went to the fight who a lot of disposable income.

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Mayweather Jr. Is Gonna Post Suge Knight’s $10M Bail If He Beats Pac

Man, Tupac is rolling over in his hammock overlooking the beach in Cuba right now.

Former rap mogul Marion “Suge” Knight could soon be out of custody, but it all depends on if his good friend Floyd Mayweather Jr. is victorious Saturday in his history-making match against Manny Pacquiao in Las Vegas. Matthew Fletcher, Knight’s attorney, said that if Mayweather wins the bout, he expects the boxer to cover his client’s $10-million bail. “They’re good friends,” Fletcher said. “That’s one of his wealthiest friends.” A lawyer from Mayweather’s camp reached out to Fletcher several weeks ago and asked about the specifics of bailing Knight out, the attorney said. Fletcher said he talked to Knight on Wednesday about the possibility of Mayweather pulling through with bail. “Suge said, ‘Man, I was really going to pull for him to win, but now I’m going to have to pray for him to win,’” Fletcher said. Mayweather’s camp couldn’t immediately be reached for comment.

Suge Knight ran over a guy and killed him, then collapsed in court like a woman Floyd Mayweather Jr. punched after the bail was announced, so I hope Manny beats Floyd so bad they have to identify him by Bieber’s semen. I would be scared that Mayweather might read this, but keep in mind, he can’t read.

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World Shocked – SHOCKED – By Possible Match Fixing

People on the internet who are into watching two grown men punch each other are up in arms after last night’s controversial victory by Timothy Bradley over Manny Pacquiao. (Apparently, Manny punched better except the judges didn’t think so but they were obviously wrong? I don’t understand boxing.) Now it turns out the whole thing might have been fixed.

The Big Lead reports:

Are you ready for Manny Pacquiao – Timothy Bradley II? Timothy Bradley tweeted out this photo back on May 29th, 11 days before the fight that was so controversial that it demands a rematch. As you can tell from the poster, the match is set for November 10, and the tickets – hey, what do you know – are available right now. At this point, we should remind you that Bob Arum is the promoter for both Pacquiao and Bradley. If this had been scored a decisive victory for Pacquiao, there is no rematch or at least one that is desired by the public. Arum acted upset after the fight, saying he had it 10 rounds to 2 for Pacquiao. He also told Kevin Iole, “This is a death knell for boxing, and I’m going to make a ton of money on the rematch.”

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