So This Is What Mandy Moore Looks Like Now, Everyone
So This Is What Mandy Moore Looks Like Now, Everyone

 

Remember that time Mandy Moore wanted to be a pop singer and an actor, but couldn’t really do either? That was fun. She went to the 22nd Annual Critics’ Choice Awards last night for reasons that remain unclear. But she did wear this dress. What do you want from me? It’s December. News is kinda slow.

 

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DJ AM is Suing Now



On September 18th of last year, DJ AM (Adam Goldstein) and former Blink 182 drummer, Travis Barker were the sole survivors of a Learjet crash in South Carolina that left four people dead. Goldstein and Barker both suffered burns and were listed in critical condition. Somebody apparently has to pay for that. TMZ reports:
The way it breaks down, DJ AM wants at least $10 mil in damages for medical bills, lost earnings and profits and other economic damages. And he wants another $10 mil for mental and physical pain and suffering and other “non-economic losses.”

DJ AM gets points I guess for being the last one to sue the company that booked the jet (Travis Barker and the family of the other victims have already filed lawsuits), but crashing and being burned alive is one of possible scenarios when you decide to travel in a giant floating metal tube filled with gasoline. Sometimes shit goes wrong. That’s why I only travel by winged unicorn or dragon. They have much more reliable landing gear.

DJ AM used to date Mandy Moore:

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Mandy Moore Wants Your Soul



Dear God today is boring as hell, so here’s Mandy Moore at the NYSE looking like my ex-girlfriend after she showed up at my job and the security guards had to escort her off the premises. I don’t know what got into her. In my defense, I thought I made it clear to her best friend not to name the baby after me.

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Mandy Moore’s Mom is Gay



The National Enquirer has revealed that Mandy Moore’s mother, Stacy Moore, is in a lesbian relationship with professional tennis player, Claudette Laliberte. The couple started seeing each other in 2006, but their relationship was found out when Laliberte’s other girlfriend found email exchanges between the two women.

…Stacy Moore has been romancing another women since leaving the singer’s father. The other woman in question is tennis professional Claudette Laliberte. The publication also alleges that the ladies have set up a home together. When asked about her same sex relationship with Laliberte, Stacy told the Enquirer: “It’s nobody’s business why we’re together.”

Lesbian stories are almost always disappointing because instead of stilettos and teeth marks, it’s fanny packs and and jean shorts. So really, the only thing we can hope for now is that Mandy Moore thinks that her mom being gay is somehow her fault so she gets real depressed and wonders if she’s a lesbian too. Unable to cope with any of this, she turns to alcohol and drugs then gets her picture taken making out with Sophia Bush. Only then will the sexy balance be restored.

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Mandy Moore Dates a Friend



Mandy Moore and Matthew Perry were apparently seen on a date last week in New York. Page Six reports:

Page Six spies were astounded last week when they saw the two on a date at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills. One source said, “He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time.”

Um, ok. Sure. Mandy Moore has been looking hot as hell lately. Either Matthew Perry’s publicist deserves a blue ribbon or this is the best thing Perry’s been attached to since Vicodin.

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Jessica Simpson is a Graceful Swan



Jessica Simpson has the mental capacity of a cereal box, so it seems completely reasonable for her to walk over a grate wearing sky-high heels. Sure, why not? Later in the night, Jessica stepped on a hoe and got smacked in the face then she ran into the side of a mountain after Road Runner painted an entrance to a tunnel.

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Mandy Moore is Wearing a Bikini



Mandy Moore has size 10 feet and is freakishly tall for a girl, so it’s ok if your penis is confused by these pictures. When she’s on, Mandy Moore is absolutely stunning. Other times, she looks like a power forward in the WNBA. Not that there is anything wrong with the WNBA. Bearded ladies on human growth hormones going 4-21 from the floor is basketball just as James Naismith probably imagined it.

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Zach Braff is a Stud



Scrubs star, Zach Braff, has reportedly been using his sensitive guy image from his movie Garden State to meet women (he also reportedly has a list of actresses he wants to sleep with), but his plan hit a snag in Hollywood when word got around that he was a douchebag. His solution? Move to New York. And be a douchebag. Radar Online reports:

By day, Braff’s usually hanging out at the Washington Square Park dog run, using his terrier, Roscoe, as babe bait; by night, he’s haunting bars like the Beatrice Inn, deploying pickup lines such as “You have a nice bottom” and “You have a hot bod.” (To ensure a steady stream of nubiles at such excursions, Braff often deputizes a friend of his, a local plastic surgeon, and instructs him to “line up some 9s and 10s for us.”)…One young lass, out with friends recently, watched in shock as Braff told her companion, “You have nice breasts.” To ward off his advances, the girl claimed she was seeing someone; Braff immediately turned his attentions to another member of her party…”You’d be hard-pressed to find a celebrity who gets into ladies’ skirts simply by being a celebrity,” says the source. “He’s the perfect combination of narcissistic and insecure.”

Wow, with up to date pickup lines like that, it’s no wonder why this guy gets all the ladies. Especially after he takes them for a malt or to the drive in picture show after the Enchantment Under the Sea dance. They’re like putty in his hands!

Zach Braff’s sometimes hot ex-girlfriend, Mandy Moore:

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