Tupac Said He Dumped Madonna Because She Was White
Tupac Said He Dumped Madonna Because She Was White

 

In a letter that he wrote in 1995 while in prison (which is going up for auction on July 19), Tupac says he dumped Madonna because she was white.

The rapper poured out his heart to the singer in an extremely revealing letter he wrote in jail. Tupac writes, “For you to be seen with a black man wouldn’t in any way jeopardize your career, if anything it would make you seem that much more open and exciting.” The legend then confesses, “But for me at least in my previous perception I felt due to my ‘image’ I would be letting down half of the people who made me what I thought I was.” It’s an amazing letter.  Tupac clearly knows he devastated Madonna by the rejection, saying, “I never meant to hurt you.”

Anybody else remember Madonna’s negrophilia phase in the 90s? If you were a relatively famous black man in the 90s, there’s a good chance you banged Madonna. So I guess Tupac dumping Madonna because she’s white is cool because Madonna dated Tupac because he was black. Like how white liberal chicks date Muslim dudes now. They have to superficially prove they’re woke.

 

 

You can read the entire letter here: Also, here’s some pics of Madonna in the 90s:

 

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Madonna Not Adopting Malawi Kids Is An Alternative Fact
Madonna Not Adopting Malawi Kids Is An Alternative Fact

 

Liberals love horrible celebrities like conservatives love horrible cops, so after Madonna gave a “fiery” speech at the Women’s March on Washington where she said she was going to blow up the White House, news broke that she was going adopt  two kids from Malawi. Possibly to carry out that plot. Who knows. Apparently neither of things are gonna happen.

“I am in Malawi to check on the children’s hospital in Blantyre and my other work with Raising Malawi, and then heading home,” she tells Us Weekly in a statement. “The rumors of an adoption process are untrue.”

However, a spokesman for the Malawian government pulled receipts.

…the Ministry of Gender, Children, Disability and Social Welfare, Lucy Bandazi, has confirmed all the required paperwork has been filed and the singer is waiting for a decision. She told the publication: “Madonna has lodged an application with the High Court to adopt two girls. They are aged four years old. “All the necessary paperwork is before the High Court and they will make the ultimate decision if the adoption can go ahead.” The superstar was spotted by reporters at a court in the Malawian capital Lilongwe after flying into the country yesterday, where she denied the claims.

Nothing is really true or false anymore, just “fake” if you don’t agree with it, so that’s why I really don’t believe my AT&T bill is late. Where’s the proof? I know it says in that letter and when I go online, but how can I trust that? Seems fake. I’d also check Madonna’s luggage for any kids before she leave, Malawian government. You know how that bitch is.

 

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Madonna Wants You To Vote Naked Too
Madonna Wants You To Vote Naked Too



Yesterday, Katy Perry and Funny Or Die asked everyone to vote naked, and things were looking good for Hillary Clinton. Today, Madonna said she joining Katy Perry to vote naked, now Hillary will probably have to kill her. I don’t even think Madonna is gonna vote, she just heard “naked” and thought it was 1992 and we’d want to see all this. Christ. Thanks, Madonna. When Putin tells Trump where to launch the nuke, I hope you’re not there at the time.

Im voting naked with Katy Perry!! Vote for Hillary. She’s the Best we got!. Nude Voting series # 1

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Yawn
Yawn

 

Katy Perry and Madonna did a photoshoot for V Magazine, and I really don't even know where to start. Oh, wait. Yes I do. 1.) they both have bangs 2.) Madonna is like 70 and they Photoshopped her arms  3.) Katy Perry is wearing something that covers her rack  4.) it's dumb, 5.) hasn't Madonna done this like a thousand times already? We get it. You're "sexual". Now go take your Actvia and knit a sweater, grandma. Tell Miranda Kerr to swap clothes with you on the way out.

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Madonna Said She Was Raped At Knifepoint On A Roof 35 Years Ago
Madonna Said She Was Raped At Knifepoint On A Roof 35 Years Ago

 

In an article she wrote for Harper's Bazaar, Madonna reveals that she was raped on a roof during her first year in New York City. Uhhh, let's hear it for New York? There's nothing you can do, because you're paying rent in New York, these streets will make you feel brand new because all your shit was stolen, big knives will inspire you to go up on a roof so you won't die but get raped instead. Sorry, I'm not the best lyricist.

I didn't have many friends; I might not have had any friends. But it all turned out good in the end, because when you aren't popular and you don't have a social life, it gives you more time to focus on your future. And for me, that was going to New York to become a REAL artist. To be able to express myself in a city of nonconformists. To revel and shimmy and shake in a world and be surrounded by daring people.

New York wasn't everything I thought it would be. It did not welcome me with open arms. The first year, I was held up at gunpoint. Raped on the roof of a building I was dragged up to with a knife in my back, and had my apartment broken into three times. I don't know why; I had nothing of value after they took my radio the first time.

Well, damn. That's depressing. There's nothing funny about rape unless you're raping some nachos or maybe some chicken wings, but I hope Law & Order: SVU picks this up and runs with it. Will Det. Benson make a horrified face before every scene break? Will the ADA say he doesn't have enough evidence to prosecute because we're only in Act II? Will Dr. Warner tell somebody to step off she ain't retesting the DNA? Will Det. Tutuola offer his opinion of the crime by saying, "that's messed up"? I'm anxious to find out!

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Gwyneth Paltrow Was Voted The Most Hated Celebrity In Hollywood

In a poll conducted by Star Magazine, Gwyneth Paltrow was named the Most Hated Celebrity. Why? Because she's completely hateable and an overall vile and pretentious human being who would probably kill herself if she if somebody showed her a picture of a Taco Bell. Anyway, here's the rest of the Top 10.


1. Gwyneth Paltrow
2. Kristen Stewart
3. Jennifer Lopez
4. John Mayer
5. Katherine Heigl
6. Matt Lauer
7. Madonna
8. Justin Bieber
9. Anne Hathaway
10. Kris Jenner

Not sure why Chris Brown or Tom Hanks aren't ranked higher. Especially Tom Hanks. I read a story last week that said he has a farm where he makes Cambodian orphans drown puppies. It was pretty terrible.

 

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Madonna Wore A Boy Scout Uniform To The GLAAD Awards



In a 12-minute rant at the GLAAD Awards last night, Madonna talked about bullying, homophobia, and how the Boy Scouts doesn’t allow 50-year old evil witches. E! reports:

“I wanted to be a Boy Scout, but they wouldn’t let me join,” Madonna joked. “I think that’s f–ked up. I can build a fire. I know how to pitch a tent. I have a very good sense of direction. I can rescue kittens from trees.” “I want to do good for the community,” Madonna continued. “Most importantly I know how to scout for boys. So, I think I should be allowed to be a Boy Scout and they should change their stupid rules.”

I don’t know if Madonna picked up on this during her speech, but that’s why it’s called the BOY Scouts. Meaning, boys are only allowed to join. Maybe she should have tried to join the GIRL Scouts. They have better cookies anyway. What she should have said is that the Boy Scouts hate gay people, but they dress all the boys up in short shorts and scarves. That just sends a mixed message to everybody involved.

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Madonna Is Sure To Win Barack Obama The Election


You’d have to make a few trips around the world to find someone with their head farther up their own ass than Madonna, so of course during the Washington, D.C. stop of her MDNA Tour last night, Madonna decided to ramble like old, rich white women do about politics. After talking about Abraham Lincoln and how all black people are assassinated, Madonna said this (1:47 mark).
“Y’all better vote for fucking Obama, OK? For better or for worse, all right? We have a black Muslim in the White House. Now that’s some amazing shit. It means there is hope in this country. And Obama is fighting for gay rights, so support the man, goddamnit.”

I think that pretty much sealed. Romney thought Obama’s lead was big before, haha well hold on to your fucking (more…)

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M.I.A. Is Really Edgy


M.I.A. proved how edgy she is at the Super Bowl yesterday, where she gave cameras the finger while reciting lyrics like “I don’t give a shit.” Is this what flat chested girls do to get attention instead of ripping their tops off? Because really, if anything says “rebel,” it’s lip syncing along with a 53-year-old woman. I hear she may try jay-walking next. Look at this badass!

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Madonna Is Considerate

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Seeing as we’re in a global recession, Madonna has come under fire for charging so much for concert tickets. Her response was cute. NME reports:

Madonna has shrugged off complaints that her live shows are too expensive and told her fans to “work all year” so they can spend their money on gig tickets. The singer is expected to tour this year in support of her new album ‘MDNA’, which is released on March 26, but told Newsweek that people should be prepared to save their cash and pay top prices if they wanted to see her in concert. She said: “Start saving your pennies now. People spend $300 (£190) on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together and come to my show. I’m worth it.”

Please tell me this bitch wasn’t serious. If I’m paying $300 to see an aging, veiny hag gyrate her pelvis and lip sync in a pathetic attempt to stay relevant and hip, it better at least end in Adderall and nitrous oxide. Wait, who were we talking about again?

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