[checks Wikipedia, sees Madison Beer is 18] Roy Moore is probably calling age fraud, but Madison Beer was out in LA yesterday and continues to be very attractive. I’m in Atlanta and if you go outside you’ll look like Jack Nicholson at the end of The Shining and you’ll probably land on a chicken wing bone or Fentanyl. It’s weird out here. Madison Beer doesn’t seem to have these problems right now. Good for her.
I know Madison Beer is famous, just not sure why. Something about Justin Bieber or something. She’s in the 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar in lingerie pretending to work out. It looks like she hasn’t shaved under her arms in a few days. It remains unclear what that symbolism of all those factors combined are supposed to mean.
Doutzen Kroes. She used to be a model then she had kids.
Taylor Hill. She’s a model or something.
Gigi Hadid didn’t shave under her arms as well. This means people can call her “brave”.
After seeing these pics of Madison Beer at the 2017 MTV EMAs, I’m not sure why I downloaded the pics of Demi Lovato at the 2017 MTV EMAs. Seems like a waste of time now. I think this might be my first time ever posting pics of Madison Beer. [Does Google search] oh, because she’s 18. Way too old for Roy Moore. I feel pretty good about my chances now.