See You This Weekend

Just thought I’d clarify here: we do post on weekend these days. Not that you’d know it because I sucked it up during weekend one and we were down, server side for weekend two, but the third time is the charm, or so they tell me. Probably to make me feel better.

Saturday 01/17 and Sunday 01/18: posts. Unless Megan Fox shows up at my house. If that happens, I’m probably going to end up dead – orgasmed to death.

Or so I hope.

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Macy Gray Got Drunk On Our Links

Macy Gray is right about one thing: “Drink water.” It’s very important.

This post of sad Jessica Alba doesn’t have a title, which makes it all the more puzzling, and awesome. [Hollywood Gossip]

If Megan Fox can’t get Brian Austin Green to care, I’m sure we’re all in line to replace him. [LaineyGossip]

Hayden Panettiere squished her boobs for the Golden Globes. There wasn’t that much to squish in the first place. [Bastardly]

Odette Yustman is going to be in Esquire, and one picture has leaked. One picture of Odette Yustman deserves a link. [Popoholic]

Romana from South Carolina like to drink to Thunderstruck by AC/DC. We might be compatible. [CollegeHumor]

Lucy Pinder is some British woman who was first to get voted off Celebrity (more…)

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Hollywood Stars are Political

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Imagine who they want you to vote for! You’ll never believe it!:

Jessica Alba took a musical stand for Barack Obama today, with an appearance in Will.I.Am’s new video We Are One. The just-released black-and-white pro-Obama project also features Ryan Philippe, John Leguizamo, singer Macy Gray, actor/rapper Tyrese, Ugly Betty’s Eric Mabius, Fantastic Four’s Kerry Washington, Everyone Hates Chris’ Tichina Arnold, comedian George Lopez, Friday Night Lights’ Adrienne Palicki and The Boondocks’ Regina King. In it, mom-to-be Jessica, 26, who’s in her third trimester, says, “I would like to see a cleaner Earth, for my child, who I’m bringing into the world very soon.”

I’m really glad I saw this video. I was struggling to find the right candidate for me, but thanks to the encouragement of a bunch of overpaid high-school dropouts and talking mannequins, I’ve learned that if you chant Obama’s name over and over, something magical will happen! He’s just like Candyman, only lighter!

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