Michelle Phillips Is About To Take Her Jewelry Off Up In Hurr

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It was World Vomit Day yesterday, when Mackenzine Phillips felt the need to tell the world that she had an incestuous relationship with her father, Mammas and Pappas founder, John Phillips for 10 years. Now, John Phillips’ third wife, Mammas and Pappas singer and mother of Chynna Phillips, Michelle Phillips, has called bullshit. The Hollywood Reporter says:

Michelle Phillips, the ex-wife of the late John Phillips, says her stepdaughter Mackenzie Phillips is lying about having an incestuous affair with her father. I spoke to Michelle this morning by phone; she has not read Mackenzie’s book, published today, called “High on Arrival.” Michelle Phillips says that in 1997, Mackenzie told everyone in their extended family that she and her father, Michelle’s famous former husband, had had a sexual relationship. “She told me, then she called me back and said, ‘You know I’m joking,’ ” Michelle told me. “I said it wasn’t funny. Mackenzie said, ‘I guess we have different senses of humor.’ ”Michelle Phillips responded, when I read her that: “She’s really protecting his legacy now, isn’t she?” It’s not like Michelle Phillips hasn’t been critical of John in the past. She told me: “John was a bad parent, and a drug addict. But [expletive deleted] his daughter? If she thinks it’s true, why isn’t she with a good psychiatrist on a couch? I think it’s unconscionable that Oprah would let her do her show. I have every reason to believe it’s untrue. Oprah should be more judicious about who she has on her show.” Michelle added: “Mackenzie has a lot of mental illness. She’s had a needle stuck up her arm for 35 years. She was arrested for heroin and coke just recently. She did ‘Celebrity Rehab’ and now she writes a book. The whole thing is timed.” Michelle said it’s particularly ironic since her own daughter, Chynna, of Wilson Phillips fame, Mackenzie’s half sister, is releasing a new album this week. “Mackenzie is jealous of her siblings, who have accomplished a lot and did not become drug addicts.”

Um, wow. I have no idea who’s telling the truth. Mostly because I don’t care. But I think I speak for everyone when I say, “CATFIGHT!!”

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MacKenzie Phillips Had Sex With Her Dad



Mackenzie Phillips, daughter of Mamas and the Papas founder John Phillips and sister of singer Chynna Phillips and actress Bijou Phillips, was basically the Lindsay Lohan of the 70’s. Star of the popular sitcom One Day At a Time, Phillips pissed everything away on drugs (she was arrested twice on counts of felony possession of cocaine and heroin). In 1979, on the night before her wedding to Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones entourage, her father showed up and HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! People Magazine reports:

“On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it,” writes Phillips, who was 19 and a heavy drug user at the time. “I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad’s bed.” “My father was not a man with boundaries. He was full of love, and he was sick with drugs. I woke up that night from a blackout to find myself having sex with my own father.” “Had this happened before? I didn’t know. All I can say is it was the first time I was aware of it.” Phillips’ life began to spiral out of control. In 1980, she was fired from One Day at a Time because of her constant drug use. That same year, she went to rehab – with her father. Her sexual relationship with him had become consensual.

I don’t know what level of hell you’re assigned to when you rape your own daughter when she’s passed out, but I’m pretty sure the doorman will let you jump ahead in line and escort you straight to the VIP section. And while he’s burning in hell for all eternity, he’ll probably have to deal with all the pointing and laughing too, because to reiterate, he’s the father of Bijou Phillips and the hot one from Wilson Phillips and he raped Mackenzie. Dude! What an idiot!

Note: Jesus Christ, people. Relax.

Bijou Phillips:

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They Did It For 10 Years



I think I’m gonna be sick. Us Weekly reports:

…Chynna Phillips of the hit 90s group Wilson Phillips shares her side of the sad story. Chynna, 41, tells Us Weekly she remembers getting the call from Mackenzie, 49, in 1997 — 11 years after the affair had ended — while she was between flights at LaGuardia Airport in New York City. “She said, ‘I don’t know why, but I just really felt the need to call you and tell you something that I think you need to know,'” Chynna tells Us Weekly. “And she went on to tell me that she had had an incestuous relationship with our dad for about 10 years.” When the affair began, John was married to his third wife, model Genevieve ­Waïte. Chynna’s reaction, naturally, was complete shock. “Somebody could have dropped a piano on my head and I probably wouldn’t have felt it,” the singer tells Us Weekly. “But I knew it was true. I mean, who in their right mind would make such a claim if it wasn’t true?” She says the news sent her into “a deep, deep sadness and depression for about 10 days. A part of me died when I found out.”

If John Phillips was still alive, I think it would be pretty cool to crack his “World’s Greatest Dad!” mug over his carotid artery. Partly because he deserves it, but mostly because I think it may be a little hard for me to find a mosquito preserved in amber so I could get T-Rex DNA. And the red tape and legal mumbo jumbo I’d have to go through to get a private island to release it and John Phillips with a live cow chained to his leg on would be kind of a hassle. I ain’t got that kinda time. The mixture for my lavender facial is almost ready.

Here’s some cute puppies instead of any of these freaks, because dear God this story is sick:

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