Lucy Pinder Is Back In Zoo, Links

Here’s Lily Allen bending over backstage for some reason  (NSFW site) Taxi Driver Movie

Demi Lovato wasn’t cool for the summer reading program  Dlisted

Alison Brie in a thong in Sleeping With Other People   Celeb Jihad

Chrissy Teigen doesn’t fuck with nannies The Superficial

Bar Refaeli in lingerie, anyone? Egotastic

You should probably follow Monica Sims on Instagram Hollywood Tuna

If you don’t enter this contest you’re dumb DrunkenStepfather

Even Julianne Hough‘s brother wants that booty Popoholic

Nina Adal in leggings The Nip Slip

Lady Gaga doesn’t skip leg day  Celebslam

Gigi Hadid is all legs The Blemish

Adam Sandler needs to talk to Ben Affleck  Moe Jackson

Lindsay Lohan can’t get into Canada Cele|bitchy

Thai police pulled a stolen diamond out of a woman’s butt The Frisky

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Ho Ho Ho

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I’m a lazy sack of shit with a huge stack of presents to wrap, so here’s Lucy Pinder and her nsfw huge stack to tide you over until Monday. In the meantime, I’ll be getting drunk off eggnog and rum cake with my mom’s side as we celebrate the birth of the savior that my dad’s side killed 33 years later. Merry Christmas! (And Feliz Navidad to those of you I’ll regret by the 26th.)

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Racks On Racks

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A bunch of U.K. chicks got together for Nuts and took off their shirts (NSFW). Among them are Lucy Pinder, Holly Peers, Rosie Jones, and some chick named Lucy Banghard. I wonder if that’s her real name. It’s like her dad planned ahead before he left her mom.

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Lucy Pinder Has A Calendar Too

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Because people without SmartPhones need a way to keep track of what day it is, Lucy Pinder made a calendar. Because Todd gets off on big tits and page views (and because Todd pays me), I’m posting it for you (NSFW). Happy Friday!

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Lucy Pinder Has A New Calendar

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In case you thought I died in the earthquake, I’m sorry. I survived. And since I’m like an abusive boyfriend who is like Thor’s hammer in bed, here’s a reminder why you always come back to this site even though your friends think I’ve brainwashed you and your dad has threatened to shoot me on sight. Lucy Pinder‘s 2012 calendar is about to come out. You can see the full previews here (NSFW), but if I were you, I’d sit down first.

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Lucy Pinder Says Good Morning
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I just realized that I have Tracy Morgan, burning wreckage, and Britney Spears giving a lap dance on the main page right now, so to signal in a new era of posts that people will actually want to read, here's Lucy Pinder naked in the new issue of NUTS. As you look at these pics, please understand that this is what the media has convinced you that Christina Hendricks looks like when she takes her clothes off. When in reality, Han Solo would use Christina Hendricks to keep Luke Skywalker warm on Hoth, the sixth planet of a remote system of the same name. It is a world blanketed by snow and ice. Many meteorites from a nearby asteroid belt pelt the planet's surface, making temporary craters in the planet's ever-moving snow drifts. Hoth has three moons, all uninhabited. Its native creatures include the wampa and the tauntaun.

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Lucy Pinder Is Good At Sunbathing
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I don't know what beach this is, and I really don't care, because to reiterate, it's Lucy Pinder sunbathing topless. Yes, I know I just called Kim Kardashian fat, but please keep in mind I don't like her. See how that works?

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Merry Christmas Everybody

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Hey there, just a quick note to wish everybody a happy holiday, and most importantly, to let you know that we won’t be back until Monday. In the meantime, I hope Santa brings you everything you want. And, no. I won’t get you that. I’m not your daddy, so please stop emailing me about that one thing. And while you’re at it, stop drinking. Christ, can’t you go anywhere without being drunk? What’s wrong with you?! There’s kids here for godsakes! What?! Well fine! Drink your life away! I don’t even know why I bother with you anymore!

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Lucy Pinder Is Naked, Wonderful
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Hey, remember when Frankenstein’s monster wanted a companion because he was alone and miserable and said that one as deformed and horrible as himself would not deny herself to him? Yeah, all that other stuff would have been avoided if Lucy Pinder had lived in 19th century England and had died of an ax to the face at some point.

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