Here’s One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson With A Pile Of Weed
Here’s One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson With A Pile Of Weed

 

The Daily Mail wants you to believe that this is pretty shocking, but these pictures of One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson rolling up some weed in a London Soho hotel room with five chicks (more pics at the source), seems like a normal weeknight for a 23-year old member of a internationally popular boy band with an endless supply of money and pussy. This is basically like a normal dude watching Netflix and preparing for his fantasy draft. Also, everybody you know smokes weed or has smoked weed or will smoke weed. This might as well be a snapchat of Tomlinson putting together IKEA furniture. I’m just glad that I’m not 23 and in a boy band right now. Because the snapchat would include at least one dead groupie with a monkey on her shoulder. And the monkey would have shades on. Because a monkey with shades on is something I’d like to talk to if I was high.

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Two Dudes In One Direction Were Smoking Weed

 

If I was in One Direction I'd chase meth with heroin to get it over with faster, but here's a video of two of the dudes, Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson, apparently smoking weed in Peru. I'm just gonna call bullshit on this, because if they smoked weed, you'd expect their music to be a lot better. They're probably just smoking crushed up Peeps.

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One Direction Dude Gets Tackled In Charity Soccer Game, Vomits, Stans Send Death Threats

 

Twitter and Facebook try to tell me all the time that soccer is a better game than football and that soccer has better athletes, so keep that in mind when you read this story about One Direction's Louis Tomlinson signed a contract with Doncaster Rovers to play in a charity soccer match to raise money for leukemia (football charity games are played with shorts and flags, because if they weren't they would be the leading cause of celebrity deaths besides cocaine). Anyway, Tomlinson got tackled by Gabriel Agbonlahor some point and while walking to the sideline, he vomitted in his hand. I wonder what would have happened if he would have been tackeled by Greg Hardy? I mean, besides his spine being tangled up in the net?  Complex reports:

The Stiliyan Petrov charity match at Celtic Park was a soccer event that brought old and new players and celebrities together in hopes of raising support for leukemia, which was the disease that forced Petrov to prematurely retire. An unfortunate collision suddenly made the good will event about One Direction's Louis Tomlinson. Tomlinson signed up with the Doncaster Rovers as a non-contract player in support of Sheffield's Bluebell Wood Children's Hospice and has played soccer at a Sunday league level, so the sport isn't anything new to him. He couldn't handle getting ran into by Aston Villa's Gabriel Agbonlahor, however, and immediately went down, accompanied by the screams of fans everywhere. He was hurt badly enough to be subbed out the game…

This Gabriel Agbonlahor guy better watch his back, because girls who haven't their period yet are on Twitter threatening to kill him. Haha, not really. They just want a RT. Bitches love RTs

 

 

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