Happy 2016, Lindsey Pelas

Happy New Year! ✨

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New year, same Lindsey Pelas begging for likes. I say we all just pretend that her face doesn’t look different. Maybe her and Abigail Ratchford got a good deal on a groupon. 

Here’s some pics from last summer. Let me know if you get around to looking at her face.

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Taylor Schilling in a bikini is bad  (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Daisy Lowe in a bikini is also bad  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Kat Von D and Steve-O are doing each other  [  Dlisted   ]

Rita Ora’s swimsuit needs to be seen again   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Russell Crowe is pissed at Virgin Airlines   [  The Blemish  ]

Michelle Lewin in a bikini is good  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Rihanna in a bikini is okay  [   DrunkenStepfather  ]

Hilary Swank‘s butt in yoga pants is sorta good  [  Popoholic  ]

Nothing but bikinis  [  Celebslam  ]

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Merry Happy Christmas Holidays, Everyone

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It’s that time of year again, people. Forced, awkward conversation with relatives and buying gift cards because you’re obligated to buy something because Jesus died 2,000 or something years ago. Screw that guy. I hope the next four days aren’t too terrible. If all else fails, I hope you all know that I love every single one of you and I’ll see you on Monday. In the meantime, I’m leaving you with the only gift I know how to give: bouncing boobs. What was incense about? What’s a baby gonna do with incense? tbh, I don’t think those dudes were wise at all. I just googled myrrh and that sounds like some made up bullshit. Joseph and Mary would have qualified for government assistance, but yeah, thanks for the resin, bro. God you’re so dumb. I know you stopped by a bank on the way here, stop lying.

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The best pics of Candice Swanepoel ever taken  [ The Superficial  ]

This is what a Miley Cyrus Dead Petz show looks like   [ Dlisted  ]

Ronda Rousey dressed as a Stormtrooper to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens  [ The Blemish ]

Sofia Vergara in pink yoga pants   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Pap shots of Demi Lovato in a bathing suit is what you’d expect  [  DrunkenStepfather  ]

Kendall Jenner wore these pants  (NSFW site)  [ The Nip Slip  ]

More pics of Olivia Wilde in a bikini  [  Popoholic  ]

Karrueche Tran in a bikini  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Taylor Swift‘s wax sculpture fooled me   [  Celebslam  ]

Amanda Seyfried in lingerie  Egotastic  ]

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Lindsey Pelas Is Topless & Links

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Justin Bieber and Kourtney Kardashian are very subtle  [ The Superficial  ]

A drunk Kayleigh Morris did this in the street  (NSFW)  [ Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Adele made some people on the Internet freak out   [ Dlisted  ]

Wanna see Pamela Anderson in Playboy‘s last nude pictorial thing? (NSFW)  [ The Nip Slip  ]

Yeah, so Adriana Lima is, uhhh, healthy  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Bar Refaeli in Agent Provocateur  [ The Blemish ]

Candice Swanepoel in St Barts  [  DrunkenStepfather  ]

Billboard’s 10th Annual Women In Music  [  Moe Jackson  ]

This is what Mila Kunis looks like now  [  Popoholic  ]

Roos von Montfort is hot in spite of her name   [  Celebslam  ]

Cheryl Cole‘s 2016 calendar  Egotastic  ]

Craziest list of upcoming Star Wars merchandise  [  COED  ]

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Lindsey Pelas In This & Links

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Khloe Kardashian‘s busted vagina?   [ The Superficial  ]

Elsa Pataky in a thong  (NSFW site)  [ Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Ben Affleck got a giant back tattoo  [ Dlisted  ]

Lena Gercke in lingerie  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

DiCaprio’s ex-piece Erin Heatherton is topless in a magazine (NSFW)  [  DrunkenStepfather  ]

Emily Ratajkowski in lingerie  [ The Nip Slip  ]

Lady Gaga might be getting too much plastic surgery  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Kendall Jenner is a sexy Neo  [  Popoholic  ]

Florencia Salvioni in a bikini  [  Celebslam  ]

Shia LaBeouf wants his soul touched  [ The Blemish ]

Alexis Ren for Planet Blue  Egotastic  ]

Daniel Holtzclaw is probably still crying  The Frisky  ]

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Lindsey Pelas In This Shirt & Links

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Kim Kardashian wants to be paid to support domestic violence  [  DrunkenStepfather  ]

You can see this at a Miley Cyrus concert  (NSFW)  [ Taxi Driver Movie  ]

The trailer for American Crime Story is what you were expecting   [ Dlisted  ]

Kendall Jenner in the shower for Christmas  [ The Superficial  ]

Katie Price should stop [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Every shoe ad should be like this  (NSFW)  [ The Nip Slip  ]

Lady Victoria Hervey in a bikini  [ The Blemish ]

Rosie Jones has a new photoshoot  Egotastic  ]

Kristen Stewart looks kinda hot here  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Jennifer Garner is wearing those jeans  [  Popoholic  ]

Lindsay Lohan looks like this now  [  Celebslam  ]

You forgot something yesterday  [  The Frisky  ]

More Lindsey Pelas  [  IDLYITW  ]

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Here’s What You Missed On Instagram
Here’s What You Missed On Instagram

 Butts. You mostly missed lots of butts. (more…)

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JJ Watt Is Probably Banging Lindsey Pelas
JJ Watt Is Probably Banging Lindsey Pelas


For the second straight year, Yahoo Sports has refused to let me just have JJ Watt and Luke Kuechly as my starting defense.  To be honest, I think that’s pretty racist and a blatant case of  mutantphobia. I’m this close to writing a think piece about it. Don’t test me, Yahoo. Luckily for those of us who are more tolerant, Lindsey Pelas doesn’t share this bigotry and 15 days ago she asked JJ Watt to “slide into her DMs'”. Watt might now be sliding into her vagina.


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Happy Labor Day!

Hey! Happy Labor Day, everyone! Labor Day is “a creation of the labor movement and is dedicated to the social and economic achievements of American worker. It constitutes a yearly national tribute to the contributions workers have made to the strength, prosperity, and well-being of our country.” Well, we had a good run. That’s all that counts. Anyway, here’s some pictures some people took over the weekend then uploaded to an app created by an American and a Brazilian. For the sake of the holiday, let’s all pretend the American did most of the work like in those Chevy truck commercials that end ten hours before the undocumented Mexicans go home. You guys have fun, be safe, and I’ll see you bright and early on Tuesday. “Early” being the relative term here.

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