Hulk Hogan Reportedly Banged Another Wrestler. A Male Wrestler.

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Ooh! Linda Hogan has a tell-all book coming out! I wonder what she’ll say to make you want to buy it! Radar Online reports:

Linda Hogan on Tuesday implied that her ex-husband, Hulk Hogan, carried on an “intimate relationship” with his best pal out of the ring, Ed “Brutus Beefcake” Leslie. The ex wife of the immortal grappler appeared on Matty P’s Radio Happy Hour when the host went through a series of questions culled from fan emails; at one point, he asked Linda if her ex and Beefcake carried on “an intimate relationship.” “Wow, I don’t know how to answer this, so I don’t end up getting a lawsuit,” she said, laughing. “A little bird told me, ‘Yes they think they did.’”

Admittedly, professional wrestling is more homoerotic than a Details magazine, and anybody who watches it probably wrestles with themselves about make the leap to full on gay porn, but let’s just go ahead and call bullshit on this. Hulk Hogan is dating a woman who looks like his daughter, so it’s obvious his thing is transvestites.

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Hulk Hogan Probably Should Have Kept That a Thought

In the new issue of Rolling Stone, Hulk Hogan says he could have dealt with his estranged wife, Linda, kicking him out of his $18 million mansion or burning through $40,000 a day a little differently. And by that I mean chopping her head off. Page Six reports:

“I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat,” he told the magazine. “You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.

Now, a day later, and I know this may come as a surprise, but Linda Hogan is now sleeping in a suit of armor and booby trapping her house like that chick did when she fought Freddy Kreuger. Her rep says:

“We have always maintained that the fear that Linda has had to live with comes from the rage and instability much too often associated with pro wrestlers,” Gary Smith says in a statement. “Linda and her family are taking these recent homicidal comments seriously. Linda’s attorney Ray Rafool is weighting all options necessary to protect his client.”

Man, what’s the world coming to? You can’t even make a passing joke about your detailed plan to stalk and decapitate your ex-wife without everybody getting all huffy and weird about it. What about laughter? Does anybody remember laughter?

Hulk Hogan, his daughter, and his girlfriend. Feel free to think this is creepy:

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Jessica Alba Drinks, We Links

Jessica Alba looked like she got TRASHED on New Year’s Eve, probably to see if drunk sex after pregnancy is still awesome. [CityRag]

Instead of suing for divorce, this guy is suing for his kidney. “I want my kidney back” strangely fits in the Chile’s baby-back rib song. [DListed]

Elisha Cuthbert is so hot, why must she tease us with dresses made for 60-year-olds? Next time, no dress would be nice. And much better. [Hollywood Tuna]

Tommy Lee is a douchebag, but his rules for his dressing room do encourage toplessness. We’re having a moral crisis. [Celebslam]

Linda Hogan‘s bare ass: not as gross as the rest of Linda Hogan [Gone-Hollywood]

Patrick Swayze has cancer, but won’t quit smoking. Because no one tells Dalton what to do. [PopCrunch (more…)

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