Lil Wayne Had Another Seizure
Lil Wayne Had Another Seizure

 

Less than two months after he spent six days in ICU, Lil Wayne was taken to Cedars-Sinai again after having another seizure. Does he have his own wing yet? TMZ reports:

Lil Wayne was hospitalized again for a seizure … TMZ has learned. Sources close to Wayne tell us … the rapper was taken to Cedars-Sinai in L.A. late Tuesday night by his bodyguards.   We're told he suffered a single seizure and was treated and released early this morning. As we first reported, 30-year-old Lil Wayne spent a week at Cedars back in March after suffering multiple severe seizures that nearly killed him.  He spent 6 days in ICU. Wayne subsequently went on the radio and explained he's an epileptic, and has been suffering from seizures since he was a kid.

He says he's epilieptic, so maybe that's why he never cuts his hair. I imagine other rappers would make fun of him if he had to wear a helmet. He should wear and say he stole it or won it in a dice game. Mad respect.

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Weezy Is Out Of ICU



After six days in ICU and three stomach pumps later after ingesting to much sizzurp (haha, “sizzurp”), Weezy is now out of ICU and walking around. TMZ reports:

Good news for Lil Wayne — the rapper has finally been moved out of the Intensive Care Unit at Cedars-Sinai hospital in Los Angeles after doctors determined his condition has stabilized … TMZ has learned. Sources close to the rapper tell us … Wayne has been moved into a “regular room” at the hospital and no longer needs intense, round-the-clock treatment after a suspected codeine overdose last week…Now, we’re told the 30-year-old has been walking around the hospital floor on his own -- accompanied by a team of bodyguards. We’re told he’s also eating on his own … and could even be discharged from the hospital in the near future.

Man, what great news. I haven’t been sleeping well the past week, and now I finally feel I can go on with my life now that a rapper who drinks cough syrup to get high is safe and surrounded by bodyguards who keep him protected from everything except childproof bottles.

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Weezy Is Still In ICU



Two days after TMZ reported that Lil’ Wayne was basically dead and being read his last rites then getting blasted on Twitter by people who were, you know, actually there, Lil’ Wayne still is now on his sixth day of being in ICU for overdosing on codeine. I mean, sizzurp. Yes, people still do that. TMZ reports:

Lil Wayne is still in rough shape … and remains in the intensive care unit at an L.A. hospital 6 days after being admitted for seizures stemming from a suspected drug overdose … TMZ has learned. Sources tell us … Wayne’s condition has not improved enough to be moved out of the ICU … and he continues to be monitored very closely by staff at L.A..’s Cedars-Sinai hospital. We know Wayne has been surrounded by friends and family since he was admitted to the ICU this past Wednesday … and we’re told the mood around Wayne’s bedside has been very serious. Among Wayne’s visitors — Drake, Chris Paul, Nicki Minaj, Birdman and others. TMZ broke the story … Wayne’s stomach was pumped at least 3 times after doctors suspected he had overdosed on the prescription drug codeine … the main ingredient in “sizzurp.”

That sucks. But at least Three 6 Mafia can enjoy this for a while. They should be getting a lot of “Weezy brought me here” on YouTube.

You might not want to play this at work:

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The Oklahoma City Thunder Wouldn’t Let Weezy In The Game



They freed Weezy from the premises. TMZ reports:

‘Lil Wayne is a ‘Lil wrong when he says he was denied entry into tonight’s playoff game between the Oklahoma City Thunder and the San Antonio Spurs — fact is, he just didn’t have a ticket…But a rep for the OKC Thunder tells TMZ … “We did not deny him,” adding, “His representatives contacted us about court side tickets and we told them we are completely sold out.”

Some people might say this is racist, but please keep in mind he had some people call the day of the game to see if there were any courtside seats to Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals in the arena of one of the most rabid fan bases in the NBA. No, dumbass. No fucking seats are available. By the way, pinky ring still worth about fifty?

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They Won’t Free Weezy For Long

New York really wants to set prisoners up for success. Case in point, Lil Wayne. TMZ reports:

The documents — which became effective today — clearly state that Wayne “may not consume or drink any substance containing alcohol” as long as he’s on probation … for the next 36 months.
Wayne is also prohibited from knowingly associating with any person engaged in criminal activity or any person with a criminal record without prior written approval from the probation department.

Hope he likes orange jumpsuits to match his soda, because TMZ also reported that Lil Wayne was going to have a Stereotype Party soon:

Lil Wayne already has 48 bottles of really expensive champagne – PAID FOR and ready to go — when he arrives for his prison release party at a Miami strip club this weekend.

It’s all going down at a joint called King of Diamonds — a 50,000 square foot mega strip club that’s equipped with a shoe shine station, massage parlor, basketball court and “fine dining.”

We’re told Wayne and his posse already purchased dozens of bottles of PJ Rose Perrier-Jouët champagne at $700 a pop.

The Big Apple can be a police state at times, but let’s be real. Lil Wayne doesn’t look like Lindsay Lohan. If he got arrested in California, sure, he might get a lighter sentence. But he’d also likely get tased, beaten with batons on video, and do a stint in Celebrity Rehab.

I don’t think Adriana Lima or Candice Swanepoel have ever been arrested, but since Victoria’s Secret sells handcuffs around Valentine’s Day, it seemed relevant enough.

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Lil Wayne Is Free



Since New York City is under Nazi regime and only the elite can afford a pack of cigarettes, no citizen is allowed to carry a handgun. So in 2007 when a .40 handgun belonging to his manager was found in a bag a few feet away from Lil Wayne, instead of a misdemeanor, he was sentenced to a year in jail for criminal gun possession. Zero tolerance laws are great! MTV reports:
Lil Wayne was released from the Rikers Island prison facility after serving eight months of a year-long sentence for attempted gun possession. Though a guard told MTV News early Thursday morning that he had to wait another day due to “miscalculated” time, at 8:35 a.m. a spokesperson at Rikers confirmed that Wayne had been discharged….Young Money President Mack Maine stopped by the MTV News offices Wednesday and revealed that Weezy would celebrate his homecoming with a party Sunday at a Miami strip club. According to Maine, Wayne’s musical family plans to “just treat him like a king, like the royalty that he is and make him feel like we really missed him and welcome him back to the family, basically.”

Much like Asian people with a driver’s license and white people with pamphlets, black people with guns scare me. But a fucking year in jail for standing next to a bag that happened to have a gun in it? I don’t know, that seems a little excessive. Lindsay Lohan could be found with handgun in a baby’s mouth next to a bag with yellow cake uranium and still make her two o’clock pedicure.

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Should Paris Hilton and Lil Wayne Get Together?



I think they’d make a good couple. Their wonky eyes would either breed a Super Wonk or cancel each other out and make a kid with less eyelids and not enough Hershey’s syrup in its milk.

You be the judge
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Lil Wayne Goes to Court



You’re not gonna believe this, but a rapper was in court yesterday. Splash News says:

Rapper Dwayne Carter aka Lil Wayne leaves Manhattan Criminal Court at 100 Centre Street in New York City after a hearing where a police officer said Monday she saw rapper Lil Wayne with a gun on his tour bus last year after a concert. Officer Diane Hornung testified in a pretrial hearing that she had gotten on the bus on July 22, 2007, because she saw and smelled marijuana smoke wafting from the bus’ open door.”

It’s hard to imagine someone who looks like Lil Wayne smoking weed and waving around an illegal handgun. When my thoughts drift to Lil Wayne, I often think of him teaching a fatherless boy to throw a football or him helping an elderly lady carry her groceries. I must admit, I’m a little disappointed.

Source: Splash

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