Leighton Meester Is Suing Her Mom

In the second most surprising story of the weekend, Leighton Meester’s mom tried taking her money. From TMZ:

“Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester is suing her mother, claiming her mom diverted money Leighton sent to her little brother and used it for plastic surgery, Botox and hair extensions.According to the suit … obtained by TMZ … Leighton’s mom refused to work, but Leighton felt badly for her younger brother Lex, who has severe medical issues. So Leighton sent her mom $7,500 a month so she could provide for Lex. But the suit claims the mother, Constance Meester, used the money for cosmetic procedures and other personal expenses. According to the suit, Constance even tried to convince Leighton … they had an oral contract requiring Leighton to pay her $10,000 a month for life. Leighton says it’s a total lie. Leighton claims her mom threatened to file a $3 million lawsuit against her unless Leighton started coughing up the dough. Leighton wants the judge to declare there’s no contract between her and her mom.

I’m really not sure who the judge is going to believe–a convict with restraining orders against her who gave birth in jail, or someone with judgment poor enough to think singing a hook on a Cobra Starship song would make her own music relevant and that costarring in a movie with Minka Kelly would make her a marquee name. Between the two of them I’ve still seen more credibility in Cash 4 Gold commercials.

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Leighton Meester’s Mom Is Troubled

Leighton Meester is trying to keep busy while her mom goes batshit crazy. From X17 Online:

Leighton Meester, whose film The Roomate took the number one spot at the box office in its opening weekend, threw herself into work on the set of her CW show Gossip Girl this week as news that her troubled mother, Constance Meester, was hit with a restraining order for making death threats.

Court documents reveal that Leighton’s mom threatened to “hunt down and kill” a former friend and her son on January 21st.

The pal slapped Constance with a temporary restraining order and claimed that Constance “is a drug addict and made a threat to kill us.” A judge has ordered Meester to stay 100 feet away from the mother and son.

It’s unclear what prompted the outburst, but Constance and the woman in question both have children who attend the same school.

Constance Meester has a history of trouble with the law. In 1985 she was convicted of drug trafficking and spent 10 years behind bars, which is where Leighton was born. Leighton was raised by her grandparents until Constance’s release in 1995.

This is awesome because prison babies tend to have low self esteem and put out and because all women eventually turn into their mothers. Considering she wants to quit Gossip Girl when her contract expires, it’s only a matter of time before she realizes that no one wants to hear her sing and she starts guesting in the Bang Bus for rock.

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Leighton Meester, Wang, Links

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Leighton Meester and something about a wang. [The Superficial]
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Rachel Bilson is a French maid [Popoholic]
Paris Hilton rock hard nipples [TaxiDriver Movie]
Doutzen Kroes is married [Celebslam]
Cameltoe cage match! [Cityrag]
Candice Swanepoel OD [COED Magazine]
Kristen Stewart will be naked in the next gay vampire movie [The Blemish]
Emma Watson wants to know who leaked her fake topless photo [Allie Is Wired]
Olivia Wilde is wet, hot [Egotastic]
Gerard Butler is Justin Bieber [Cele|bitchy]
Scarlett Johansson blew some dude’s horn [FHM]
Trish Stratus is bangin’. Figuratively. [Heyman Hustle]
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Leighton Meester Might Be Cold

I honestly have no idea what’s taking so long for Leighton Meester to get back to me on my venture proposition. All she has to do is read my detailed business plan and take a look at my proposed company logo (HERE), and she’ll realize we’re sitting on top of a goldmine. A goldmine, I tell you! Anyway, she was on the set of Gossip Girl yesterday and her nipples were hard. Which in turn makes me hard. Also hard? If x*x + 2x – 35 = 0, then x = ?

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Leighton Meester In GQ

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Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester is in lingerie in the current issue of GQ, and really hope this leads to a down spiral of drugs and porn, because let’s face it, it’s gonna happen. She was born in prison and she already has a sex tape, so all it’s gonna take is for Gossip Girl to get canceled and she’ll be giving up anal like Care Bears give out hugs.

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Leighton Meester Is A Singer Now

God knows why, but Leighton Meester premiered her first single, “Somebody To Love“, on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM show this morning.

“I really wanted to make something completely different than anything that’s on the radio right now,” Leighton told Ryan. “I feel like it’s really dancey and fun, but still laid-back, relaxed and moody and sexy.”

If she really wanted to do something different, she should have reached out to the many hard-working Latino people living among her in Los Angeles by making a Spanish album. She could have called it “Hey, Meester!” and featured dance songs about hot sauce and little girls in dresses and soccer shoes. I hate to call her a racist, but I think someone has some thinking to do.

Blake Lively, because well, it’s Blake Lively:

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Leighton Meester Has A Feet Sex Tape

Gossip Girl star, Leighton Meester, is by all accounts boring. So congratulations, Leighton. You just got interesting. TMZ reports:

Spotted … “Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester having sex with her BF… on video. We’ve learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes — with several big exceptions … one involving her very talented feet. We’re told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company’s spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, “We’ve seen the tape and we’re hoping to close the deal.”

For her sake, let’s hope her sex tape is better than mine. To be honest, it wasn’t really sexy when I pulled my pants down and those two twins crossed themselves and ran away screaming. I wonder what their deal was?

NSFW UPDATE: Apparently the deal has been closed, because you can see the first images of the tape HERE. Or you can pull out your credit card and allegedly see more of it here.

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Leighton Meester Dresses Appropriately

Not to turn you on, but my intestines feel like they’re in a pile beside me, so luckily Leighton Meester and her ridiculously hot dress she wore to the 2009 MTV Movie Awards are here to make me feel better. I never really saw the big deal about this chick, because I’d rather watch footage of a shark attack than watch Gossip Girl, but damn that’s a hot ass. This chick was born in prison, so besides dressing slutty, who knows what other unresolved issuesmagic awaits when you get this chick naked. I bet she gives up anal like Care Bears give out hugs.

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I was gonna post these pictures of Gossip Girl star(?) Leighton Meester in a bikini a few days ago, then I thought who really gives a shit because nobody watches that show except 12 year old girls and gay dudes. Then I loaded the pics then they sat there for a few days, but then I woke up late today and I need to post something now, so here she is. I’ve seen better butts in an ashtray, but now you know what goes into making this site the shining star of the Internet it is today! Oh, what magic I create with my bored indifference!

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Who’s Got The Kristen Bell Pics Now?

This is a minor personal vendetta against a certain legal department that didn’t notice my previous Kristen Bell pics were totally cited and linked, thus forcing me to take them down. I know I left you Bell-less, even if the photos weren’t the greatest thing.

Kristen is shooting a film here in NYC, so she swung over to the Gossip Girl set (She’s the narrator, ex-oh-ex-oh) to get some free hot dog lunch with the cast. I’m guessing from her lack of make-up (and eyebrows) that she’s not so much in the episode, as a big fan of hot dogs.

However, there is one set of Kristen Bell photos that will forever be the favorites, the best, and those are Bell in her Princess Leia outfit from Fanboys.

You’re welcome…

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