Lauren Conrad Needs a Bra



We have a strict “No Whores From The Hills” policy here, but it’s Friday and I’m ready to start drinking, so here’s a drunk Lauren Conrad leaving someplace with her tits running away from the camera the other night. She’s not particularly attractive and she doesn’t really do anything except pretend the script that MTV gives her is her actual life. I have no idea where I’m going with this, so I guess what I’m trying to say is, hey look! Tits!

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Guess what? The Hills is fake, scripted crap.

They call MTV’s “The Hills” a “reality” show, but we’ve had our doubts for some time. Fueling our skepticism, on Tuesday night, the star, Lauren Conrad, showed up at Da Silvano for dinner with three friends and a camera crew. One irked diner told us, “It was clear that this show is not a reality show. They took five takes of Lauren ordering dinner. The film crew took over the outside eating area by setting up lights and cameras everywhere. They should go back to California.”

I’ve never had the attention span to sit through one episode of this dumb show, so I don’t have anything to say other than if you thought this “reality show” was “real” then you’re too dumb to function. Please send us your mailing address so we can send you a short bus and helmet custom made for your big, dumb head.

Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port filming at Da Silvano on August 14th:

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