Khloe Kardashian Is Single Again
Khloe Kardashian Is Single Again


What’s the process for making fake nails for Khloe Kardashian‘s big ass hand? What’s the lead time? Where do they mine the materials? How many Vietnamese children have died? So many unanswered questions. But we’re not here to talk about that right now. Then why’d you ask me? You knew by the title that I was gonna talk about her breakup with James Harden, don’t play dumb. You gonna let me talk about it or not? Thank you. So tired of your shit.

Khloé Kardashian and James Harden have called it quits, PEOPLE has confirmed. “It hasn’t been easy. James obviously has wanted to see her more and be with her more, but she’s felt like she needed to stay in L.A. to be with her family and to deal with Lamar stuff,” a source close to the family previously PEOPLE. “That has put some strain on things.”

They didn’t go into detail, but I think “be with her family and deal with Lamar stuff” means that’s where the reality show is filmed and she needs to keep massaging Lamar’s hand and teaching him “blink once for yes” so he can sign off on power of attorney and that sex tape



Here’s Kendall Jenner pics from last night because one Khloe Kardashian pic was enough:


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Lamar Odom Got A $10M Hospital Bill
Lamar Odom Got A $10M Hospital Bill


Thanks, Obama.

His medical bills this year alone have reached $750k, and are steadily climbing. “By the end of the year, he’ll have easily made at least a $10m dent in his $55m fortune,” an insider told Radar. “There’s no end in sight and he’s completely unaware of what’s going on.”

Odom reportedly can’t walk or remember his own name, and apparently it’s so bad that Khloe won’t ever allow him to be seen in public again. I’m pretty sure his debit card will be seen in public pretty much everyday though. I mean, unless Rob steals it and goes to In-N-Out twice and causes an overdraft.


Wow. That’s depressing. Here’s Bella Thorne‘s butt.


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Khloe Is Back With James Harden

I’m not gonna say I called this, but I called this. After Khloe Kardashian got a People cover for calling off the divorce and waiting to say the rest for the interview, she’s back with James Harden. Lamar Odom can walk if people help him now, so he should be fine to walk to the lawyer’s office in a few months.

After taking a break from basketball boyfriend James Harden to focus on ex-husband Lamar Odom‘s long road to recovery, it seems the 31-year-old may not be ready to let go of her new beau just yet. Kardashian set off for Houston earlier this week and was later spotted at Harden’s Rocket’s game on Wednesday, Oct. 28. According to onlookers, the reality star watched the game from a private suite at the Toyota Center, suggesting that the powerhouse pair—who were first spotted together last summer—may be giving their relationship another shot.

The only thing I’d suggest here is that Radar Online put “taking a break” in quotes like I just did. You always want to try not to confuse people.

 

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Lamar Odom Still Has A $75K Hooker Bill
Lamar Odom Still Has A $75K Hooker Bill


Posting pictures of Khloe Kardashian bores me, so here’s a pic from a shoot Kylie Jenner did last week. Fantastic ass, but you sure the photographer is a friend of yours? Why did he make your hand look like it should be holding a poison apple? Also, thanks for giving me a solid segue into hookers:


Lamar Odom’s brain scan reportedly revealed he had 12 strokes when he went full  Leaving Las Vegas and took all the drugs earlier this month. So off top you know that probably after the second one, he wasn’t gonna be any good on the phone disputing charges. His accountants are handling that and Love Ranch owner Dennis Hof is threatening to sue.

“He paid his credit card but then I got a call from Boulevard Management asking all these questions, ‘What were these charges for?’ and such. So, in my mind, are they trying a way to not pay the bill?” Hof said. “If he doesn’t, I’m going after Khloe and her husband.”
If he already paid, it’s unclear why they are disputing. Oh, wait. Because his management is now saying the hookers were “ominous” and coerced a drug addict to take drugs. Sure. Seems plausible. I guess Khloe will have to pay it. Wait, no.
 
Khloe thinks Dennis is the worst kind of scum, but right now she’s not thinking about him much at all. She has way more important things to focus her energy on. Sure, there’s a part of her that would love to get in court with him and take him down, but she’s not letting herself go there because she wants to stay as positive as possible.
That’s right, Khloe has way more important things to focus her energy on. Like promoting her new book and getting a new haircut then having to scroll through the 160 selfies she took in the car to decide which one to post. So many important things. I would say hit up James Harden for a loan, but that would be kinda awkward. I mean, Kris Jenner has framed this as Nicholas Sparks Films: 30 For 30 , but $75K is $75K. That’s like what, three months of laser hair removal treatments?
 

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Kim Kardashian Was Cool With Lamar Odom Dying
Kim Kardashian Was Cool With Lamar Odom Dying


Earlier this week, I inaccurately predicted that Khloe Kardashian wouldn’t leave James Harden. Feel free to laugh then tell me about your Cubs’ prediction. Anyway, when I wrote that I guess it slipped my mind that she has a book to promote. Even though Lamar Odom injected heroin and coke into his dick in Las Vegas, Khloe Kardashian claims Odom has sworn off drugs and that’s why she called off the divorce. Kim Kardashian wishes Odom had done more drugs.

A source close to the 35-year-old tells RadarOnline.com exclusively, “Now that Lamar is going to be okay, Kim is back to her prior stance on the situation.” Meaning, “Kim is telling people she really feels that Khloe needs to let him go!’…But when Odom was in a coma at Sunshine Hospital in Las Vegas, Kim was one of the first family members to be by her sister’s side while preparing for the worst-case scenario. However, now that Odom is on his way back to a full recovery, Kim has once again jumped the fence. “Kim knows that Khloe loves Lamar, but she also knows how bad he hurt her over the course of the past couple of years,” the source tells Radar. “She is telling people she thinks that the fact that Khloe is giving up her entire life for him again is absolutely ridiculous.”

In Kim’s defense, she has a baby on the way, and it’s gonna be hard to make that a story arch when Kris Jenner is positioning Khloe as a savior who brought a drug addict back to life through the transformative power of love and prayer and a possible spin-off. How many times does Kim have to get naked to be shown some respect? This is some bullshit.


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KONG PRETEND SHE LEAVE JAMES HARDEN

In case you were on the fence about whether or not the Kardashians were soulless monsters who suck the life out of everything they touch if it allows them to negotiate one extra point on the backend, I hope the Lamar Odom situation cleared that up for you. Since then, they’ve received a lot of warranted backlash (including this epic takedown), so what better way to garner sympathy and some good PR by planting a story saying Khloe Kardashian is leaving James Harden to “stay by Odom’s side”? Yeah, okay.

Khloe Kardashian has put the brakes on her relationship with James Harden, in the wake of Lamar Odom’s medical crisis … sources tell TMZ. We’re told Khloe is putting her relationship with the NBA star on ice, and as one source puts it, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see she still has deep feelings for Lamar. 

James Harden signed a 13-year, $200M shoe deal with Adidas two months ago and is currently in the third year of a 5-year, fully guaranteed, $78M deal with the Houston Rockets (naturally, Kris Jenner has been trying to get a piece).  Lamar Odom has kidney failure and spends $75K at whorehouses. Let’s also not pretend like I need to say anything else.

 

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Lamar Odom Is Back In LA Already
Lamar Odom Is Back In LA Already


It only seems like seven days ago that Lamar Odom was brain dead and walking towards the light (good work, Kris), but as it turns out, it was just the Kardashians’ selfie light. Not only is he not brain dead, he’s fully responsive and expected to make a recovery after months of rehab which he will undergo in LA.

The 35-year-old NBA champ has been discharged from Sunrise Hospital in Las Vegas and is on his way to California, a source close to Odom confirms to ET. Another source tells ET that the Odom is being transported via helicopter from the hospital to a private jet, which will then take him to L.A…Odom had been recovering at Sunrise Hospital since last Tuesday after he was found unconscious at the Love Ranch brothel in Crystal, Nevada. Previously the transfer was contingent upon whether Odom’s condition was stable enough to make the trek. The ability to make the trip would be a good sign for Odom, who has been making strides since his hospitalization. Still, a source close to the family told ET on Monday that Odom is “still very weak.” He continues to receive dialysis after kidney failure. “He is showing improvement in his condition, however, regaining complete organ function continues to be a top medical priority,” the source said.

This is great news for Odom and his actual family, but you have to think the big winner here is Kris Jenner. You know how much production moves cost? Kris would have been forced to lay off about hundred Chinese kids if Lamar stayed in Las Vegas any longer than he did. And I don’t know the range of the shock collar that Kanye makes Kim wear, but the microchip tag Khloe wears probably got some great data for wildlife research.


 What good is a possible death if it can’t be properly monetized with paparazzi exclusives? Not good at all, I say.


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All The Kardashian Instagram Pics Since Lamar Odom’s Been Hospitalized

Sure, I mean, Lamar Odom may be in a coma on a ventilator with possible brain damage and no chance of leading a normal life if he survives, but you can’t help when you find that good selfie light.


UPDATE: The Kardashians just lectured someone about publicity whoring. You read that right.

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Here’s The Two Prostitutes Who Found Lamar Odom

Whatever life Lamar Odom has left, he owes to Ryder Cherry and Monica Monroe, the prostitutes at Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch who found him unconscious at called 911. On a related note, reports state that Odom took “as many as 10 sexual-performance supplement pills” at the Love Ranch. See the above gallery. Mystery solved.


Also, it might be easy and convenient to brush off Lamar Odom as “reality star”. It also might be easy to hear Scott Van Pelt‘s mic drop from space.





h/t The Blemish

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Lamar Odom Might Have Brain Damage, “Every Drug Imaginable” In His System
Lamar Odom Might Have Brain Damage, “Every Drug Imaginable” In His System


In addition to doing a shit ton of crack and heroin, Lamar Odom was apparently doing everything else. He also has brain damage. Great.

A source inside Sunrise Hospital in Las Vegas tells us that “drugs were found in his system,” and doctors are treating the situation as an “overdose.” Lamar remains unconscious and on a ventilator but is still alive. It also appears that the former Los Angeles Lakers player suffered from a “loss of oxygen but also possible stroke.” “So, likely there’s brain damage, but they’re not sure how much,” the source adds. “Virtually every drug imaginable was found in his system.” Lamar appears to have suffered an “ischemic stroke,” which is caused by a blood clot preventing blood flow to the brain. This type of stroke is often associated with a cocaine overdose, among other drugs. Our source adds that Lamar “had been partying since Friday.” “He was doing crack cocaine all weekend and he choked on his mucous,” the insider explains. “They’re now having to fix all the damage it has done.”

No joke here. This is just sad. What makes this even more tragic, is that these blood sucking whores were probably the only family Odom ever had in his life and they’re up in the hospital cutting together a trailer for next season while he’s lying there dying. I hope Kylie Jenner’s sex tape comes out soon so I can protest and not watch it for like 10 minutes.


Speaking of brain damage and drug overdoses, nope. Still nope.


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