Lady Gaga Is Very Fashionable

Lady Gaga being Lady Gaga, she wore four different outfits yesterday for some reason and here is one of them for her performance at Roseland. Why doesn't her father love her? Why doesn't he call her? We should really get to the bottom of this.

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Lady Gaga Let Some Chick Vomit On Her At SXSW

 

Look, I'm all about art for art's sake and self-expression through it, but apparently there is something called "vomit painting" that's, like, a real thing. Long story short, they vomit paint. Because, I don't know, their parents didn't hug them enough. So, naturally, Lady Gaga found one and let her vomit on her on stage during her performance at SXSW. R Kelly needs to step up his game. Pissing on underage girls is so 2009. TMZ reports:

Lady Gaga's antics are sometimes inducing, but this is ridiculous … last night at her SXSW show, she actually let some chick VOMIT ALL OVER HER while she performed. The vomiter is no amateur … she's actually a "vomit painter" (actual profession) named Millie Brown, who is known for drinking various liquids and then vomiting them up onto a canvas. In this case … the canvas was Lady Gaga. Gaga was playing drums on a song called "Swine" when Brown, after drinking neon green liquid, proceeded to stand over her, stick her fingers down her throat, and vomit the green liquid all over Gaga.

I made the mistake of drinking a protein shake whil watching the video, and let me tell you, it wasn't the most pleasant experience I've ever had. It wasn't very pleasant at all. Usually when somebody vomits green liquid on you they are possessed by by the devil or 100-pound white girl at a St. Patrick's Day bar crawl. They're pretty much the same thing.

 

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Lady Gaga Is Very Charitable. Not Really.
Lady Gaga Is Very Charitable. Not Really.

 

If you have a favorite celebrity who fronts a charity or a "foundation", please know that most of that money goes to friends and family and jetskis and dolphin steaks sauteed in baby penguin blood and champagne. Little to none, of course, goes to the actual people it claims to help. So, clutch your pearls, because Lady Gaga's Born This Way Foundation, which is "dedicated to creating a safe community that helps connect young people with the skills and opportunities they need to build a kinder, braver world", is merely an ATM that never runs out of her money for her and her mom. Sorry, young people expected to be connected with skills and opportunities they need to build a kinder, braver world. Lady Gaga only got 5 on it.

The foundation, which lists Gaga’s lovely mom, Cynthia Germanotta, as president, had a lot of expenses in 2012 that had nothing to do with helping anyone. They spent $300,000 on “Strategic Consulting (web, digital),” $62,836 on “Stage Productions (Harvard, LA, UN),” $50,000 on “Social Media,” and another almost $50,000 on “Event Coordination.” What? Born this Way also spent: $808,661 on “other”; $406,552 on “Legal”; $150,000 on “Philanthropic Consulting”; $60,000 on “research”; 58,768 on “Publicity fees”; $78,000 on “travel”. They spent $72,000 on salaries– presumably for running the Born this Way bus, although that episode had its own expense line. Under ‘grants to organizations or individuals”: $ 5000. Five thousand dollars. They claimed net assets of $2.1 million. Donations came to $2.6 million, up from $1.4 million in 2011. But there’s no detailed listing of contributors or donations. I suspect most of the money came from Lady Gaga’s earnings.  Where it went, and why it went there, is a mystery still.

So $2M in assets and $5K actually donated to charity. Miranda Kerr donated more than that to non-humans. And please keep in mind this is Lady Gaga. "Charity" is probably a transgendered stripper who needed hormone injections and some new weaves.

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Lady Gaga Thinks Perez Hilton Wants To Kill Her
Lady Gaga Thinks Perez Hilton Wants To Kill Her

 

I guess they used to be friends or whatever, but now they're not, because Lady Gaga thinks Perez Hilton wants to kill her after he moved into her apartment building in NYC. Somebody is about to their wig snatched. DRAMA! ONTD reports:

“It’s fine to hate me afar. Everyone can hate me from afar. But the second you try to move in next door to me, I know you’re getting too close, and it’s not safe,” explains Gaga. She goes on, “Already it’s stressful not feeling safe as it is. I have lots of security. I get death threats all the time. Some things bring out the New Yorker in me.” “If you hate somebody and you want to move next door to me, the only thing I can think of is that you’re moving in because you want to blow yourself up,” says Gaga. “There’s thousands and millions of apartments in New York. You don’t need to move in next door to me,” she adds. In response P***z tweeted, “I’ve got my son and mom here with me in NYC and you think I’m going to blow myself up? Stop doing drugs!!” He further wrote to the music star’s parents, “If your daughter ends up dead, it’s from a drug overdose. Not cuz I blew us up!… She’s sick and delusional!”

I don't spend a lot of time thinking about either of these people, but if somebody hated me publicly then moved in next door, I might not be willing to just brush that kinda thing off. That's the extent of my caring about this story. Good talk, everyone. How's your day? Good? Cool cool.

 

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Lady Gaga Wore This To A Club

I guess because Kevin Hart and gays are in agreement that she has a nice body, Lady Gaga felt the need to wear a see through onesie in London this weekend. Cool. Look, I'm all for any distraction from her face, but why not just go naked? My grandma says I look good naked because that's the way Jesus made me.

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Lady Gaga Looks Great

These pictures of Lady Gaga leaving Chateau Marmont yesterday claim she's on the way to a recording studio, but I didn't realize the Smurfs she's trying to kill hang out there or why Ariana Grande would just be waiting in the lobby when she knows Lady Gaga is coming with a poison apple. I'm not buying these captions, WENN. Not buying them at all.

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Lady Gaga Demands That A Mannequin With Pink Pubic Hair Be in Her Dressing Room

BREAKING: Laday Gaga is insane. Celebuzz reports:

The document, which was revealed in court documents during a six-hour deposition Gaga gave in a lawsuit involving her former assistant Jennifer O’Neill – which Celebuz was first to reveal in Aug. 2012, also noted that a “manquin [sic] with puffy pink public [sic] hair” be present in her backstage suite. “[With] silver statins [sic] draped over the walls,” the document noted of her dressing room, adding that “old rock posters from her favorite artists [like] David Bowie, Queen, Elton John and Billy [sic] Holiday,” and “fan art that was kept on the road” also be hung around the room. Other dressing room accoutrements include all the luxuries of home, plus one that has relaxing properties for the on-the-go superstar: 2 large fluffy lavendar [sic] towels; 2 lavendar [sic] hand towels; 2 lavendar [sic] wash cloths, which must be available to the pop star “at all times”; lavendar [sic] handsoap, body wash; face soap; 2 new seafoam luffas; small candle in the bathroom, fresh yellow, lavendar [sic] or white roses; and a steamer. All of these requests are only a small fraction of Gaga’s complex — and costly — tour.

No fresh human blood? That's weird. I totally thought I'd see that at least twice.

photo credit = WENN

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Lady Gaga Has Bulimia And Anorexia Now




Lady Gaga got fat recently (she’s apparently gained 25 pounds this year), and it’s gotten so bad that her record label has told her to stop wearing tight clothes on stage. And practically every blog on Earth has posted pics of her looking like she just left a hot dog eating contest. So of course this is the perfect time for Lady Gaga to paint herself as a victim to garner sympathy. OMG YOU GUYS I’VE NEVER MENTIONED THIS BEFORE BUT PEOPLE ARE CALLING ME FAT SO I HAVE BULIMIA AND ANOREXIA
Little Monsters

“My weight/loss/gain since i was child has tormented me…No amount of help has ever healed my pain about it. But YOU have…My boyfriend prefers me curvier, when I eat and am healthy and not so worried about my looks, I’m happy. Happier than I’ve ever been.”

No matter how strong the woman supposedly is, these statements almost always include how much their boyfriend/husbands “love their new curves!”. Umm, okay. Let’s ask him. Look, ladies, I get it. If every billboard I passed or every magazine I opened had a 6’3″ dude with 2% body fat and a 10″ dick standing beside a Ferrari with a VS model in the passenger seat fingering herself and I was told that this was the standard for male beauty and if I didn’t have all that I’d never be happy, a lot of men would probably have body issues, too. But since I have a penis, I don’t overreact and become emotional and drink a bottle of wine when I see King Leonidas. Look, if you wanna eat pasta and drink all day, do it. But please understand that if part of the reason that you’re famous is because of your hyper-sexualized videos with you wearing the tightest and most revealing shit possible, people are gonna notice when gain 25 pounds. And they’ll make fun of you. On the brightside, you’ll have more close friends who are girls because you’ll no longer be threatening. I hope this helps.

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Lady Gaga Smoked Weed On Stage



Lady Gaga becomes more irrelevant by the day, mostly because people are realizing her music sucks and the “shocking” shit she does is calculated and played. So of course she smoked weed on stage during a concert in Amsterdam last week. Daily Mail reports:

She’s previously admitted to being ‘a little bit part of the green club’ and Gaga revealed all to her fans – many of them young – as she smoked marijuana onstage. In a video captured at her performance in Amsterdam earlier this week. The singer was seen mid-show lighting a big joint and inhaling on it during a break in the show. Praising the ‘wondrous’ drug, the 26-year-old singer told fans she had cut down on drinking alcohol because she prefers smoking the substance….Paying tribute to the ‘medical wonders’ of marijuana, Mother Monster said she thought Amsterdam was the ‘appropriate place’ to tell her Little Monsters about her feelings for the drug. Of course, in the Netherlands smoking the substance has been essentially decriminalised with the possession and purchase of cannabis tolerated in small amounts. While some fans appreciated her honesty, many were left unimpressed by her antics.

Obvious pandering aside, was this really supposed to be shocking to anyone in the audience. She was in Amsterdam. If so, I can’t wait until she eats a taco on stage in Mexico or gets married to three women on stage in Utah. People’s minds will be blown from how shocked they are! Can you even believe it?!

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