Lady Gaga Just Elected Trump
Lady Gaga Just Elected Trump

 

Besides 2016 being the year of the liberal echo chamber where being “problematic” on Twitter could cost you your job and wearing a Halloween costume that might offend someone could force you to do a Cersei penance walk while people who have their rent covered by their parents throw shit at you, it’s also the year we decided white people are the cause of every single bad thing that has ever happened. Then in a country with 77% white people, we’re shocked that Trump has kept the election close. If you think only racist rednecks are voting for Trump, you’re gonna be super shocked tonight. Maybe in 2020, we can change that narrative so people won’t feel the need to vote for a cartoon villain just stop listening to your insufferable whining and superiority complex. And to make matter worse, Lady Gaga showed up in Raleigh last night to campaign for Hillary Clinton looking like a Nazi intergalactic space overlord. That plays well in NC let me tell you.

 

 

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Lady Gaga’s Doing The Super Bowl, Guys
Lady Gaga’s Doing The Super Bowl, Guys



Our worst fear of two week ago has come true. Lady Gaga has been officially confirmed to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show in February. 2017 is off to a bad start, friends.




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Lady Gaga Is Probably Your Super Bowl Halftime Nightmare
Lady Gaga Is Probably Your Super Bowl Halftime Nightmare


E! Online:

Lady Gaga is the latest artist rumored to be in talks to headline the 2017 Super Bowl Halftime Show on Feb. 5, 2017 at NRG Stadium in Houston. Billboard reported Tuesday that the NFL is “hot on the singer” after her acclaimed performance of the National Anthem at Super Bowl 50.

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Lady Gaga Is Still Lady Gaga-ing

Not entirely sure why Lady Gaga thinks anybody in London would want to see all this after she desecrated David Bowie’s corpse, but she’s single now (probably because she cheated), so she has to present the vagina the only way she knows how: by overexposing it until it becomes a caricature of itself. So here she is in London yet again, getting the attention she so desperately craves. Prayers to her family. 

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Lady Gaga Skanked Up London & Links

Kimberly Garner knew what was up (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Here’s Mariah Carey naked in a bathtub  [  The Superficial   ]

Brad Pitt didn’t like The Passion Of The Christ  [  Dlisted  ]

MILF Achievement Award: Kate Beckinsale  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Cora Keegan posed nude for somethin (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Say hello to the Mother Of The Year  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Hey there, Natalie Portman  [  Popoholic   ]

Adriana Lima is killing it at Fashion Week parties  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

North Korea has banned sarcasm   [  The Blemish  ]

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Lady Gaga Probably Cheated On Taylor Kinney With A ‘AHS’ Sidepiece
Lady Gaga Probably Cheated On Taylor Kinney With A ‘AHS’ Sidepiece


News broke yesterday that Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney split, and according to the Internet, this seemed pretty sudden since Kinney was so in love that he proposed in 2015. I guess this news wouldn’t be “pretty sudden” when we all find out she was banging a dude on American Horror Story: Hotel.

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David Bowie Didn’t Die For This Bullshit
David Bowie Didn’t Die For This Bullshit


As soon as I heard that Lady Gaga was going to do a David Bowie tribute at the Grammys, I pretty much knew it was going to be some self-masturbatory Cirque Du Soleil bath house cabaret shit where she Christina Aguilera’d every damn word, but little did I know it would be a self-masturbatory Cirque Du Soleil bath house cabaret shit where she Christina Aguilera’d every damn word while sucking Intel’s cock and somehow mixing up Bowie with Elvis. 


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Also not a fan, David Bowie’s son, Duncan Jones. Who Lady Gaga fans proceeded to call “disrespectful”. Not like his dad died a month ago or anything. Go fuck yourselves.

Yeah, sorry. I’m upset. I’ll get over it. But this is what you get for telling Lady Gaga she can sing. 


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Lady Gaga Scared The Shit Out Of Leonardo DiCaprio At The Golden Globes
Lady Gaga Scared The Shit Out Of Leonardo DiCaprio At The Golden Globes


Not only did Leonardo DiCaprio win Best Actor at the Golden Globes tonight, he also won Best Reaction To Lady Gaga Winning An Acting Award For Some Reason IDK. In his defense, Lady Gaga is like 250 pounds more than he’s used to touching. He probably thought she was that bear. 




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Lady Gaga Wore This For Some Reason, Links

Olga Kurylenko naked for Terry Richardson (NSFW) The Nip Slip

Rose McGowan still has a massive rack (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Mirand Kerr has a new photoshoot. Happy Friday.  Hollywood Tuna

Chris Pratt wants you to objectify him more  Dlisted

Paulina Gretzky: MILF   The Superficial

Kate Upton’s ass was taken hostage  Popoholic

Minka Kelly has nice hair. Very nice hair. Moe Jackson

 

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Lady Gaga Is Still A Thing

Hey, everybody remember Lady Gaga? She was that one singer who had those songs in 2009? Remember she liked to wear dumb shit? Coming back to you now? Ok, good. Apparently she’s still alive an still wearing dumb shit. She looks like Black Swan if Black Swan found an overturned Twinkie truck. I guess that’s still big in London.

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