Kylie Jenner Is Working Out Some Tyga Issues On Instagram & Links

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Robin Wright stacks her Netflix money while laughing at Sean Penn’s reviews   [  Dlisted   ]

Selena Gomez in a see through tank top? Yes, please. (NSFW site)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

HBO finally revealed the premiere date for Westworld  [ Crave ]

Rihanna in a see through dress? Yes, please again.  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Casey Anthony was banging her lawyer, killed her kid   [  The Superficial   ]

Person who belongs in a bikini: Josie Canseco  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Bella Hadid‘s huge rack on a photoshoot  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Chloe Grace Moretz got a new tattoo [  Popoholic  ]

Ali Landry could still get it  [ Moe Jackson  ]

Amber Heard really wants you to know she loved Depp’s dead mom  [ Cele|bitchy ]

Who wore it best?  [ Reality Tea ]

Wanna see Rebel Wilson naked?  [ Fishwrapper ]

More Kylie Jenner  [ IDLYITW


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Kylie Jenner Said Some Things
Kylie Jenner Said Some Things


I don’t know if Kris allows Kylie to do interviews so they can all take turns at Thanksgiving reading them aloud and making fun of her or what, but they let her do another for Glamour. They say she “landed her debut GLAMOUR magazine cover”. I only mention that because they made it seem important. Here’s the topics they let Kylie Jenner say with somebody recording:


Feminism:

“I do consider myself a feminist,” she says. “I’m a young woman, for one thing, and I don’t depend on a man or anybody else.  I make my own money and start my own businesses, and I feel like I’m an inspiration for a lot of young girls who want to stand on their own.”

All of this is technically true since she just depends on her mother to leverage her social media presence into a check for posing with products by the pool. I’ll leave it up to you to decide if that’s an inspiration to young girls. It sounds fairly simple. 


Stacking Money:

“I haven’t had a dollar of my mum’s money for five years,” she said in the June issue. “Ever since I started earning my own money, I’ve paid for everything: all my cars, houses, clothes, everything.  I like to know exactly what’s going on and I’m actually quite careful with what I spend.  We all are as a family.”

You kind of like Kris Jenner here, because she has Kylie trained not just to be a salaried employee,  but to think it was her idea. Gotta respect that. You respect it because Kylie leases her own birthday gifts so TMZ will think Tyga surprised her. That’s just a waste of money that a “Kim is naked” pic or a “Khloe is pregnant” story will have to make up later. Best to keep Kylie bi-weekly. 


Selling Makeup

“I only show people what I want them to see,” she said. ” And in time, I think I’ll just slowly start moving behind the scenes.  The show has to end eventually, and I’m not going to leave until we’re done with it, but by 20 I want to have the whole of my cosmetics line out because that’s my primary focus.  I definitely won’t want to be doing anything else that would make me more public.”

The first part is about social media, so that explains the lack of #tbt posts prior to 2014. Nobody wants to be reminded. Kris had very little hope but she managed to flip Kylie for probably less that $200K and she’s probably already got that back. The second part is how she wants to do the makeup stuff and get off social media. Kylie is a girl, so she has an excuse to sell makeup unlike Rob who could only come up with socks. That business model just falls apart on its own when you read what you just wrote. But I guess women will always use makeup unless there’s an apocalypse and even then you could accept trade offers. But I don’t know about this whole not being on social media thing. She should get her lawyer to review her contract. 


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Kylie Jenner’s Paper Magazine Interview Is Pretty Much What You’d Expect
Kylie Jenner’s Paper Magazine Interview Is Pretty Much What You’d Expect


If you were under the impression that Kylie Jenner is a vapid and soulless empty void lacking any semblance of self-awareness who is propped up by her family to generate revenue, then you’re really gonna dig her “interview” with Paper Magazine. Because, well, holy shit. 

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Kylie Jenner Looks Great
Kylie Jenner Looks Great


It’s unclear if Paper Magazine actually wants to sell magazines or not, but this is their new cover. 

This is pretty much all we can expect from Kylie Jenner now. Oh, and her Lip Kit shit you like is made in a sweat shop. I don’t think we can hold Kylie responsible for that though. Look at her face. She probably just solved her first math word problem immediately before this was taken.


Shout out to @MayorBurnsy for letting me know what this reminded me of. Job well done.


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Kylie Jenner Is An Anti-Vaxxer

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Hey, remember that time Kylie Jenner dropped out of high school then thought chemtrails were killing bees then barely passed “home school” to graduate in July? Probably not a coincidence.

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Kylie Jenner Is Also Empowered
 

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Earlier this week, Kim Kardashian taught women if that they have an unlimited supply of money and surgeons who will do their work for free, that they too can be empowered and comfortable in their own skin. What a powerful message that every woman can relate to. Truly powerful. Her disciples are now going forth and preaching the good news. Like her sister, Kylie Jenner.


And if you squint your eyes and tilt your head to the side, these also become Kylie Jenner.


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Let’s Get Caught Up On Instagram
 

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I made you read a lot today about stuff you can challenge with a meme on Facebook later and I also made you look at Khloe Kardashian. My apologies. So here’s some of your favorite Instagram chicks and their Instagram goings on. Well, that’s not true exactly. They’re actually my favorites and I post them. See how that works on here? Not gonna lie, it’s pretty great. 



Katie May wasn’t included because, well, she died.



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