Guess Which One Is Kylie Jenner
Guess Which One Is Kylie Jenner

 

You really don’t need me to tell you why Madame Tussauds’ wax thing of Kylie Jenner is their most realistic wax thing of all time. If Kylie Jenner was in Bladerunner, she’d be the first one killed because she would be the obvious choice. You wouldn’t even need to do that test. Just shoot on sight. I also included some pics of her Instagram to compare. It’s the real Kylie Jenner in those pics. Or is it though? Maybe the real Kylie Jenner died three years ago. We just don’t know.

 

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Kylie Jenner Hosted A Thing

If you haven’t been keeping up with Kylie Jenner, and seriously why would you, but she broke up with Tyga and apparently her family hates her because she’s getting her own show on E! pretty soon. This isn’t fair because Khloe hasn’t even gotten her own baby yet. Anyway, she hosted the PrettyLittleThing x Paper Magazine party and wore this dress. Not sure how much they paid her to stand around in this dress, but it’s probably more than Rob could pull for a sex tape.

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Monday Dump 01.30.2017

Body is a Wonderland

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Man, this Trump presidency thing is going great, isn’t it? Like, I really can’t protest every weekend for the next four years, y’all. Somebody need to pull my name out of the protest hat and let me know what month I get, because this is exhausting. I’m thinking about buying stock in Sharpies, though. Something good has to come from this. I just looked on Facebook and tried to find the #AllLivesMatter crowd, but I guess they’re busy. But I did find a lot of people with beards and non-prescription glasses being reactionary and with memes. Always a good time. Anyway, here’s the Weekend Dump, which will now be the Monday Dump, because Monday’s the next four years are gonna be rough. You deserve a treat.

 

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Kylie Jenner Wore This Dress
Kylie Jenner Wore This Dress

 

Even though her face looks like a refurbished Halloween pumpkin, Kylie Jenner has been killing it from the neck down in the dress area lately. Here she is at the Marie Claire’s Image Maker Awards 2017. Maybe she was there to support her plastic surgeon.

 

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Kylie Jenner And Kendall Jenner Did The 2017 Golden Globes For Some Reason
Kylie Jenner And Kendall Jenner Did The 2017 Golden Globes For Some Reason

 

I guess because their mom was at the Golden Globes, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner were also at the Golden Globes. Kylie dressed like you’d expect, and Kendall stood like you’d expect because of her modeling DVDs. All I can really say is that it’s 2017 and we should really start trying to find a way to put Kendall’s head on Kylie’s body so this family can create something that would contribute to society and allow Kris to maximize profits.

 

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Yeah So, Kylie Jenner Definitely Got Breast Implants. These Are Huge.
Yeah So, Kylie Jenner Definitely Got Breast Implants. These Are Huge.

 

If this didn’t make you realize Kylie Jenner got breast implants (she also got ass implants), I hope this video will. I don’t know what it’s for, but I think the main goal of this video is for people to watch it and say, “wow, Kylie Jenner has huge boobs now. I’m glad they made a video about this.”

 

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Kylie Jenner Got A Bigger But & Links

Obsessed with my new @fashionnova jeans Get them at FashionNova.com #ad

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Chanel West taking a boob selfie  (NSFW )  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

“BRING GEORGE MICHAEL TO ME” – 2016   [  Dlisted  ]

Charlotte McKinney in a wet t-shirt   [  The Superficial   ]
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Kylie Jenner Went To Christina Aquilera’s Birthday Party Dressed As Xtina
Kylie Jenner Went To Christina Aquilera’s Birthday Party Dressed As Xtina

 

I guess since it worked so well for Halloween, Kylie Jenner attended Christina Aguilera‘s 35th birthday party dressed as “Xtina” again. This is a photo and video from said birthday party. From what I can tell from these, there was probably a lot of gay people there who said “yasssss!” a lot at things. If that guy in the back is gay, he’s probably about to say it.

 

Happy Birthday @xtina !!!!!!

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banner pic = Instagram

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Kylie Jenner’s Been Busy & Links
Kylie Jenner’s Been Busy & Links

 

Emily Ratajkowski topless (NSFW)  [  The Superficial   ]

Olivia Munn was see through at the 2016 AMAs  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

A lot of Gigi Hadid‘s butt for W Korea  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Lindsay Lohan has an opinion on Ariana Grande‘s makeup  [  Dlisted  ]

Kim Kardashian’s sex tape is now a VR experience  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Hailee Steinfeld at the 2016 AMAs. Damn.  [  Popoholic   ]

Natalie Roser in lingerie   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Axl Rose has no time for the whole Hamilton thing  [  The Blemish  ]

Drake did Taylor Swift in a new Apple ad   [ Cele|bitchy  ]

Nina Dobrev’s hot ass at the 2016 AMAs  [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Kylie Jenner  [  IDLY  ]

 

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Kylie Jenner Was Xtina
Kylie Jenner Was Xtina

 

I guess it’s time for the Halloween posts, so here’s Kylie Jenner as the Xtina incarnation of Christina Aguilera. According to Kylie, 2016 is the year of realizing stuff, and I’m now realizing her boobs look weird. They look weird, right?

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