Kylie Jenner Is Having A Girl
Kylie Jenner Is Having A Girl

 

Kylie Jenner, 20, is having a girl.  If this were frontier times, she’d be about 6 years late. Shout out to progress.

Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott are having a baby girl … sources directly connected with the couple tell TMZ.  TMZ broke the story … Kylie is pregnant and Travis has been telling friends about the sex of the baby, but now family sources tell us Travis wasn’t lyin’. We’ve also learned Travis has been privately telling friends about the pregnancy for nearly 2 months, and Kylie is around 5 months pregnant.

A girl? This has to be good news for Kris Jenner. Any potential revenue lost by Kylie being naked, will be made up with this kid in about 17 years and several surgeries. I’m just glad it wasn’t a boy. Didn’t want Calabasas PD to find a infant boy wrapped in a blanket at the bottom of a cliff.

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Kylie Jenner Is Pregnant
Kylie Jenner Is Pregnant

 

So yeah, Kylie Jenner is reportedly pregnant at 20. Looks like it’s all up to Kendall now.

Kylie Jenner is pregnant and Travis Scott is about to become a dad. We’re told 20-year-old Kylie began telling friends earlier this month at the Day N Night Fest in Anaheim, CA. Sources also say 25-year-old Travis Scott, Kylie’s boyfriend, has also been telling his friends. We’re even told — although we cannot verify — that he’s told friends they’re having a girl. One source says Travis was at a recent event telling people about the pregnancy and how his life was going to change.

It’s unclear why anyone would want to get Kylie Jenner pregnant instead of just practicing on her a few times a day, but I guess Travis Scott (or Tyga) not pulling out is a thing that happened. This announcement was made days before the KUWTK 10th Anniversary Special, and I think we’re familiar with this family enough to know this wasn’t an accident. Some people think Kylie Jenner is Kim’s surrogate. Maybe that makes sense because their plastic surgeons made them look a like and Kim thinks that’s how DNA works. In conclusion, Kylie Jenner may or may not be pregnant with a baby who will eventually be raised by someone else.

 

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Kylie Jenner Is 20

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Kylie Jenner technically turns 20 today, but this version of Kylie is more like 4, because she’s rebooted more than Spider-Man. Khloe is a failed franchise and Kim and Kourtney have aged out of the Kris Jenner Extended Thot Universe, so it’s basically up to Kylie and Kendall to keep Kris from having to get Pappa John’s to appear in every episode for those product placement dollars. Anyway, happy birthday, Kylie. You’re doing amazing, sweetie. 

 

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Guess Which One Is Kylie Jenner
Guess Which One Is Kylie Jenner

 

You really don’t need me to tell you why Madame Tussauds’ wax thing of Kylie Jenner is their most realistic wax thing of all time. If Kylie Jenner was in Bladerunner, she’d be the first one killed because she would be the obvious choice. You wouldn’t even need to do that test. Just shoot on sight. I also included some pics of her Instagram to compare. It’s the real Kylie Jenner in those pics. Or is it though? Maybe the real Kylie Jenner died three years ago. We just don’t know.

 

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Kylie Jenner Hosted A Thing

If you haven’t been keeping up with Kylie Jenner, and seriously why would you, but she broke up with Tyga and apparently her family hates her because she’s getting her own show on E! pretty soon. This isn’t fair because Khloe hasn’t even gotten her own baby yet. Anyway, she hosted the PrettyLittleThing x Paper Magazine party and wore this dress. Not sure how much they paid her to stand around in this dress, but it’s probably more than Rob could pull for a sex tape.

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Monday Dump 01.30.2017

Body is a Wonderland

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Man, this Trump presidency thing is going great, isn’t it? Like, I really can’t protest every weekend for the next four years, y’all. Somebody need to pull my name out of the protest hat and let me know what month I get, because this is exhausting. I’m thinking about buying stock in Sharpies, though. Something good has to come from this. I just looked on Facebook and tried to find the #AllLivesMatter crowd, but I guess they’re busy. But I did find a lot of people with beards and non-prescription glasses being reactionary and with memes. Always a good time. Anyway, here’s the Weekend Dump, which will now be the Monday Dump, because Monday’s the next four years are gonna be rough. You deserve a treat.

 

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Kylie Jenner And Kendall Jenner Did The 2017 Golden Globes For Some Reason
Kylie Jenner And Kendall Jenner Did The 2017 Golden Globes For Some Reason

 

I guess because their mom was at the Golden Globes, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner were also at the Golden Globes. Kylie dressed like you’d expect, and Kendall stood like you’d expect because of her modeling DVDs. All I can really say is that it’s 2017 and we should really start trying to find a way to put Kendall’s head on Kylie’s body so this family can create something that would contribute to society and allow Kris to maximize profits.

 

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Yeah So, Kylie Jenner Definitely Got Breast Implants. These Are Huge.
Yeah So, Kylie Jenner Definitely Got Breast Implants. These Are Huge.

 

If this didn’t make you realize Kylie Jenner got breast implants (she also got ass implants), I hope this video will. I don’t know what it’s for, but I think the main goal of this video is for people to watch it and say, “wow, Kylie Jenner has huge boobs now. I’m glad they made a video about this.”

 

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Kylie Jenner Got A Bigger But & Links

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