NASCAR Driver (we can stop there) Kurt Busch, allegedly assaulted his ex-girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll, inside motorhome at Dover International Speedway in September. She claims Busch grabbed her by the throat and slammed her face against the wall three times. However, Busch would like you to believe this never happened because Driscoll is Jason Bourne.
The NASCAR driver known as “The Outlaw” testified Tuesday he believes his ex-girlfriend is a trained assassin dispatched on covert missions around the world who once returned to him in a blood-splattered gown. “Everybody on the outside can tell me I’m crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand,” Kurt Busch said when his attorney, Rusty Hardin, questioned why he still believed Patricia Driscoll is a hired killer. In an interview late Tuesday, Driscoll called Busch’s assertion “ludicrous,” saying he took it “straight from a fictional movie script” she has been working on for eight years and that he has proofread. Busch, appearing in court again over Driscoll’s request for a no-contact order, continued the push of his legal team to discredit his ex as a scorned woman out to destroy his career, portraying her as a character fit for a screenplay. Busch said Driscoll repeatedly asserted her assassin status and claimed the work took her on missions across Central and South America and Africa. He recounted one time when the couple was in El Paso, Texas. He said Driscoll left in camouflage gear only to return later wearing a trench coat over an evening gown covered with blood. A day earlier, Busch said his ex-girlfriend told him she was a mercenary who killed people for a living and had shown him pictures of bodies with gunshot wounds. Busch said Tuesday that Driscoll had claimed that a female character in “Zero Dark Thirty,” a film depicting the CIA’s hunt for Osama bin Laden, was a composite of her and other women.
Did she come at him like a spider monkey? Was she hopped up on Mt Dew? Is Kurt Busch an idiot who used stuff from a screenplay she was writing to make it seem he would be killed if he was to lay a hand on her? Is NASCAR even a sport? You’re driving in a circle. If that’s the case, why aren’t any Uber drivers sponsored?