Kristin Cavallari Refuses To Vaccinate Her Kids
Kristin Cavallari Refuses To Vaccinate Her Kids

 

As if appearing on Fox News wasn't bad enough, former reality star and current Mrs. Interception, Kristin Cavallari was a guest on The Independent yesterday to publicly state she won't vaccinate her children because vaccines are harmful despite documented research to the contrary. Good luck with your measles epidemic, Chicago.

You know what, I’ve ready too many books about autism. There is a pediatric group called Homestead—Homestead or Homefront, now I have pregnancy brain I got them confused—they’ve never vaccinated any of their children, and they haven’t had one case of autism. And now one in 88 boys is autistic. That’s a really scary statistic. The vaccinations have changed over the years, there’s more mercury and other…

There really is nothing worse than a helicopter mom who thinks "hey, it's my child!  I know more about what's better for them than a doctor". Umm, no. No you don't. Sorry for you to hear it like this. You pushed another living human out of your vagina. That doesn't make you a doctor or a vaccine scientist. You know what that makes you? A mammal. That's it. That's the extent of your scientific classification. Just because you saw a quote on Pintrest about mercury while pinning a shadowbox, that doesn't mean that quote was even remotely accurate. If you're afraid your child will get autism from a vaccine, then why are you not afraid of your child contracting measles? Because, not sure if that quote covered it or not, but your child can die from that. Then you'll wish you had a kid who couldn't make eye contact but could play Rachmoninoff by ear. If you want to ignore scientific evidence and choose to believe an organization who doesn't have your child's best interest at heart, that's your right as a parent. But keep your infected measles kid out of the park and off the playground where the rest of us vaccinated people who trust people with degrees in this kinda thing are enjoying our Sunday. Well, maybe not Sundays. Turns out there's no vaccination for hangovers. Why is that? We should have come up with that by now. I think it's because Obama is in the pocket of Big Advil.

[h/t The Superficial]

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Kristin Cavallari Got Pregnant On “Accident”

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Ok, just one picture. I’m on my way to buy Vanessa Bryant’s book!”

If you were under the impression yesterday that Kristin Cavallari hatched a diabolical scheme to get pregnant on purpose so Jay Cutler would be on the hook for the next 18 years and allow her instant access to his millions, shame on you. It was totes an accident, you guys! TMZ reports:

If you were surprised to hear Kristin Cavallari was pregnant with Jay Cutler’s baby, you’re not the only one — the couple themselves were shocked by the news … TMZ has learned. Jay and Kristin announced yesterday they were with child — following a crazy few months where they broke off their engagement, only to announce it was back on. Sources close to the couple tell TMZ, K&Jay had discussed the possibility of kids — but planned to start cranking ’em out in a few years … not any time soon. But shocking as it was, we’re told they’re thrilled with the news … renewing their commitment more than ever to making their relationship work. If Jay wasn’t locked down before, he sure is now.

They had planned to have kids in the future then he dumped her then when they got back together she immediately got pregnant? Of course! That sounds exactly like an accident and not a perfectly planned and executed scheme, because science tells us all the time that women get pregnant on accident all the time. I bet she slipped in the shower and fell into his semen. Or they were going for a hike and the wind blew so hard that it caused him to ejaculate inside her without a condom. Don’t be so quick to judge. Things like this happen all the time. Do some research.

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Kristin Cavallari Couldn’t Take Any Chances This Time

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In April of last year, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler proposed to reality show slut Kristin Cavallari. In July, Kristin posed in wedding dresses for Life & Style. Two days later, Cutler dumped her ass. They reconciled in November and immediately Cavallari turned to page 1 of the Gold Digger Handbook to ensure Cutler would stick around this time. At least for 18 years. People report:

“We are thrilled to announce we are expecting our first child together,” they tell PEOPLE exclusively. “It’s an amazing time in our life and we can’t wait to meet the new addition to our growing family.” Shortly after Cavallari, 25, and her Chicago Bears quarterback beau, 28, renewed their engagement, the former Hills star and Dancing with the Stars contestant said, “Sometimes, in order for things to get better, they have to end – even if it’s momentarily.”

To be honest, I really should be letting Admiral Akbar write this post because his description would likely be more accurate, but for Bears’ fans I hope Lovie Smith can sign Kristin Cavallari’s uterus as a starting wide receiver and talk the NFL into allowing this to count towards Jay Cutler’s completion percentage.

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Kristin Cavallari Knows What’s Up

You know that whole “fucking Scott Disick” thing? Yeah, about that. The New York Post reports:

While word spreads that “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” villain Scott Disick had a fling with “The Hills” star Kristin Cavallari while he was on a break from long-term girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian, Cavallari insists that the rumors are false. Furthermore, she alleges that the Kardashian machine is advancing the story to drum up publicity for the premiere of “Kourtney & Kim Take New York,” and to distract attention from Kim Kardashian, who has been heavily maligned after filing for divorce from basketball star Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage.

She’s smart enough to realize this but dumb enough to go back to banging Jay Cutler? (more…)

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Well, This Is Awkward

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Two days before her fiance Jay Cutler dumped her, Kristin Cavallari did a photoshoot with Life & Style where she posed in wedding dresses. I was going to write a bunch of more stuff here but all I could really come up with was “LOL”.

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Jay Cutler Is Sad On Facebook

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One of Jay Cutler‘s now blocked friends is a friend of mine, so she sent me this screen grab from Cutler’s private Facebook. As you can see, he changed his relationship status from “Engaged” to “Single”, so you know this is serious business. He also changed his default profile pic to him and his mom. Because I guess he will need her during this difficult time. He also did a status update that I’m pretty sure his teammates and cornerbacks around the league already knew. Moving on.

UPDATE: Cutler deleted his Facebook. Sorry, bro. Twitter is better anyway.

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Horrible Quarterback No Longer Engaged To Horrible Person



Two months ago, unemployed reality show whore, Kristin Cavallari, and NFL “quarterback”, Jay Cutler, announced their engagement. Yesterday, he dumped her. He probably hurt his knee and had to sit out. E! Online reports:

A source close to the couple told E! News that while Cavallari’s excitement about their big day led her to buy a Monique Lhuillier wedding gown just two weeks ago, the Chicago Bears quarterback was no longer on the same page—and he pulled the plug on the affair yesterday. “Jay got cold feet,” a source close to the couple told E! News. “Kristin is stunned.” The source said the couple had been disagreeing over some issues recently, particularly how Cavallari would balance her career while living in Chicago with Cutler during the football season.

So to recap, a well-documented whore latches on to a rich, professional athlete and convinces him to marry her then gets upset when she’s forced to give up her non-existent career because she doesn’t understand that “C” on her fiance’s helmet is a real place where she actually has to live. But isn’t Sears in Chicago? And don’t they make a catalog? I guess I’m not understanding her argument.

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Horrible Quarterback Engaged To Horrible Person



Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and reality show slut Kristin Cavallari got engaged. Oh yay! Everybody can stop trying to remember where you know these people from the banner picture now! People reports:

Former Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari got one sweet surprise while on vacation in Mexico with her NFL beau Jay Cutler.

 A source close to the couple confirms to PEOPLE that Cutler proposed over the weekend during their getaway in Cabo San Lucas. “He surprised her with a quick trip to Cabo to ask her to marry him,” the source says. Cavallari, 24, who also appeared on The Hills, and Cutler, 27, the quarterback for the Chicago Bears, have been dating since last fall. “I’m in love,” she told PEOPLE earlier this year, “and it’s been great.”

Whatever. Jay Cutler gets sacked more than Bree Olsen and throws the ball to whoever is open. And it doesn’t even have to be a guy on his team. It’s usually not. And he’s marrying a chick whose tits need a FEMA trailer. Or something that means they’re a disaster. And repulsive. I don’t know, you pick something. Whatever, man. It’s early and I still haven’t had any coffee yet. Why don’t you just dial those expectations way down there, okay buddy?

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John Mayer Is In This



John Mayer is a douchebag who looks like he just tripped over a downed power line whenever he’s on stage, but he’s been knuckle deep in more USDA kitty than a vet (he should get a medal for Minka Kelly alone), so it’s no surprise that he’s moved on to his next piece. Janet Charlton reports:

If you read Page Six you might remember a recent blind item they printed about secret trysts between a reality star and a well known singer. We are revealing that pair to be John Mayer and “The Hills” star Kristin Cavallari! They have been hooking up secretly at a mutual friend’s house in the Mt Olympus area of the Hollywood Hills for the past two years! Our source says that Kristin was hesitant to date John publicly because she didn’t want to be added to his long list of conquests, and they were both dating other people off and on. Recently their “friends with benefits” relationship has evolved, and they are actually considering going public.

I play guitar, but maybe I should start writing vagina begging music and wearing plaid shirts. That seems to be working for this guy. But I’m not gonna lie, ether works pretty good too.

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Presidential Brunch With Bacon And Links

Barack Obama doesn’t fear terrorism, but he does fear filling up on Johnny Cakes before the peach cobbler is served.

Rip Torn knows the ground isn’t level, and here I thought it was just me this whole time. [DListed]

This horrible album cover better be the last we ever hear of Sanjaya, or I’m calling immigration like the bigot I’ve always feared I am. [Seriously?OMG!WTF?]

Kristin Cavallari‘s 80s costume must have come with authentic 80s cocaine. [Hollywood Tuna]

What George Clooney would look like if we lost all respect for him [CityRag]

PETA begs Bristol Palin to give peas a chance. Meanwhile, I just killed a koala by choking it with my fist. [Celebitchy]

Pink would give Carey Hart away if he married again. Good news, because (more…)

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