Man, that didn’t take long at all. He’s only been a raging asshole and alcoholic for what, a few months?
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are calling it quits. The former couple, who have three children together, broke up over the Fourth of July holiday weekend, sources confirm exclusively to E! News. “Kourtney has always taken Scott back and been by his side, but now with three kids it has gotten old,” says a source. “Kourtney has to do what’s best for the kids.” “Scott has been running around saying he’s single,” adds a source. “Kourtney dumped him after she saw the pics [in Monte Carlo] and he hasn’t been home after a month-long party binge.”
Scott Disick is an only child of wealthy parents, so because he thinks that also makes him smart enough to be wealthy, he’s had a bunch of failed businesses while still living off mommy and daddy. In LA, they call them “entrepreneurs”. Anyway, this story would have been cool like five years ago when Kourtney Kardashian was the hottest thing to come out of Kris Jenner’s vagina. Now she’s a distant third. She’s also 36 and has three kids. That would only be a good OK Cupid ad if a virus wiped out most of the Earth and we were looking to repopulate.