The last time Brie Larson went to an event to promote Kong: Skull Island she wore this. Then the reviews came out and it has a 82% on Rotten Tomatoes. Now she’s wearing a dress where we can’t see her boobs. This is a travesty. I’m gonna need a bunch of people on Twitter to call for a boycott of this movie to bring the ratings down. You can say the movie doesn’t represent trans gorillas or no character is wearing a hijab and that’s problematic or whatever. They’ll think of something. They always do.
Everything about Kong: Skull Island looks like some CGI bukkakke bullshit, but Brie Larson is in it, and this is the movie where she’s cashed in on winning that Oscar last year for that movie about her and that annoying kid locked in that room. Her acting won’t save this, but her breasts at the European premiere of this stupid shit will save this post. They look great. That’s probably why that dude kidnapped her kept her in that room.
She was mad at Casey Affleck on Sunday night, but she looks pretty happy here.
The first official trailer for Kong Skull Island dropped last night, and if the creepy “oh shit” teaser trailer back in July made you believe this was gonna be any good, Im sorry to break this news to you. The official trailer has 60s rock song! It has jokes! It has John C. Reilly playing John C. Reilly! It has Brie Larson cashing in on that Oscar! It has directly on the nose dialogue! It has dinosaur looking things! It has some giant water buffalo thing! It has an Asian who doesn’t say anything for the Chinese box office! It has white people who convince that Asian to go to this island with all those things! It has comical CGI! Everything is terrible.