Hey, Kim Kardashian Took Another Picture Of Her Butt
Hey, Kim Kardashian Took Another Picture Of Her Butt

 

You’re not gonna believe this, but Kim Kardashian took a picture of her ass while “working out”. And by “working out” I mean she put on workout clothes, walked in the gym, took a pic, sent it over to LucasFilm for post-production, posted it to Instagram, then went to Buffalo Wild Wings.

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Here’s Kim Kardashian Sunbathing Topless
Here’s Kim Kardashian Sunbathing Topless

 

Kim Kardashian must have received a text from her mom saying one of the Chinese kids who makes their hooker clothes for Sears is proficient at Photoshop, because she posted this pic on Instagram yesterday after these pictures were posted everywhere else.¬† I’m not saying she purposefully had a pregnant lady in the picture to show scale¬† then digitally altered her ass to remove 25 pounds, no wait, that’s what I’m saying. That’s totally what I’m saying. Sorry. I get confused sometimes.

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Kim Kardashian Is Subtle

Now I don’t know about you, but when I think of a legendary and iconic Italian fashion house that is one of the highest expressions of couture savoir faire worldwide, I think of a fat Armenian chick who dresses like she’s in a poster for a strip club advertising a featured dancer.

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Dude. Seriously. Does Kim Kardashian have any friends? Or does Kris Jenner pay a Chinese kid 25 cents a day to be the voice of Kim's magic mirror? Who let her leave the house like this, because she's asking way too much from whatever magical spell is holding this dress together. She looks like one of Pablo Escobar's hippos that got shipped to NYC by mistake. Somebody tag and release this bitch. We know you ain't at the gym, quit lying on Foursquare. We have the data.

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Kim Kardashian Is Blonde, Cold
Kim Kardashian Is Blonde, Cold

 

Being an attention whore is a skill, so here's Kim Kardashian showing off her new blondish hair and her nipple. What does her nipple want? What are it's intentions? Is Kanye trying to buy it a Vogue cover? Does it have to be waxed regularly? I'm reaching out to see if it'll sit down for an interview. Lots of unanswered questions here.

 

pic source = Instagram

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Kim Kardashian Went To Another Kind Of Doctor

 

WENN tells me that these are pictures of Kim Kardashian leaving a doctor's office with her kid, and since I think there are laws about giving babies fillers and implants, I assume she's leaving a pediatrician's office. I assume, because Kendall Jenner just became legal last year and Kris Jenner knows it's only a matter of time before Saudi's won't pay to have sex with her. Maybe North West went in to get a relaxer and her legs lengthened. Shake sh-sh-shake dat ass girl.

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Kim Kardashian Is A Fashionable Mom

You'd think Kim Kardashian would be self-aware enough to realize she's 32 with a baby that can't walk yet, but although Kanye may own her heart, her soul still belongs to E! and her mom, so she walked around in NYC in this outfit thing where you can see most of her tits. So if you want to held responsible for helping replinish her lifeforce, please flip through this gallery and give her boobs some attention. YOUR CLICKING WILL MAKE HER STRONG!

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Kim Kardashian Has A Butt Gym In Her House
Kim Kardashian Has A Butt Gym In Her House

Of course she does.

Have you ever heard of a "booty room"? Neither had we until we stumbled upon a rumor today that actually seems kind of believable given the recent Kimye happenings. Nevermind walls of roses or wedding celebrations at Versailles, outlets are reporting a rumor that Kim Kardashian has dedicated an entire room in her new Bel-Air mansion to beautifying, toning, and pampering her butt, and they're calling it a "booty room." So what does that involve exactly? Butt-toning gym equipment, including the ProForm Booty Firm, the Yukon Fitness Butt, and Thigh Shaper, the Suzanne Somers Buttmaster, and a range of butt-toning belts and resistance bands, the reports are saying. It doesn't stop there. There's also talk of a cellulite-busting "area" (whatever that means) and a bum-spa (whatever that means).

So does she just hang laundry in this room or what, because her ass has looked like a busted can of biscuits for like 10 years. You don't need a room in your house for that, you need outpatient surgery and a recovery room with candles. And while you're there you can give Ashley Greene the keys and wow that banner picture looks really Photoshopped.

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Happy Friday The 13th
Happy Friday The 13th

 

So, it's Friday the 13th, so what better way to get today kicked off than with a post about a mentally slow and disfigured monster with mommy issues? Specifically, Kim Kardashian in a bikini. At least we're led to believe this is Kim Kardashian. We can't see her face. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining. Just something I noticed.

 

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They’re Married
They’re Married

 

Just so we're clear, I'm spending zero time on the Kim Kardashian and Kanye West wedding today. Not because I think I'm somehow above it, there's just a lot of crap and I really don't feel like being here all day. Plus it's dumb. So, if you need quick recap of everything that went down, head on over to The Superficial and he'll take you on the sexual journey of your life. Also, did you know that Lebron James has never signed an NBA max contract? Pretty crazyt, right? I never would have thought that. So glad we had this talk. Hit me up later.

 

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