Kim Kardashian Wore This, Links

CNN mistook a sex toy flag for an ISIS flag  Dlisted

Selena Gomez is topless, wet  The Superficial

Pretty sure this is Demi Lovato (NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Jessica Simpson seems cold  DrunkenStepfather

Here’s a video of Shia LaBeouf freestyling   Hollywood Tuna

Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, anyone?  The Nip Slip

Jennifer Lawrence has tight jeans  Popoholic

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Kim Kardashian Has A Tight Schedule, Dress

Kim Kardashian stepped out of the Anastasia Beverly Hills Salon in a tight dress Kanye laid out the night before, and for some reason the paparazzi have her surrounded the minute she stepped out. The minute stepped out in the dress that shows all her boobs and ass. How did they know to be there? Probably just got lucky and didn’t get a phone call with an address and time at all, I guess!

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Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant In Her Ass Again

Kim Kardashian could be pregnant with a minotaur and still wear crap like this, so we shouldn’t be really surprised when she wears this stuff because she’s basically gonna be Amy Poehler in Mean Girls when these kids grow up. I’m not trying to tell this chick what to wear, because Kanye does that, but she’s pregnant, right? Nobody is gonna be trying to hit this except Kanye and maybe a few German dudes. And at what point do we realize that she only gets pregnant so she can get naked in a magazine after? Y’all click that link? Y’all should click that link.

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Kim Kardashian Looks Great

Comcast doesn’t want me to make it today, but joke’s on you, Comcast. I’m posting Kim Kardashian pictures. Specifically, pictures of a 34-year old pregnant woman whose husband picks out her clothes and whose mom controls everything else her husband doesn’t. She’d make a good Duggar if she found Kourtney’s kid attractive. It’s unclear what she’s wearing here, but I just want to point out that this is the real life Kim Kardashian and not a wax sculpture. I think Kanye keeps that in the bathroom.

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Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant Again

Kris Jenner wasn’t gonna let Kim Kardashian announce her new plot device on anything other that her dumb show, but I guess the news here is that Kanye West stopped trying not to like pictures 63 weeks deep in Beyonce’s Instagram long enough to ejaculate into Kim Kardashian with the help of science because he womb is barren.

North West is going to be a big sister … Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are expecting baby #2. After struggling to conceive, Kim made the big announcement Sunday night during “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.” North was born on June 15, 2013, several weeks before her due date. Kanye and Kim have been trying for a second child for some time … visiting several different specialists and fertility doctors. No word yet on how far along she is or the sex of the baby.

Nature and her uterus didn’t want Kim Kardashian and Kanye West to breed again, but science allowed this to happen. No wonder Republicans hate science so much. I get it now. Also, if it’s twins, I hope they named them Wild and Wild.

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Anti-Fur People Crashed Kim Kardashian’s Selfie Book Signing
Anti-Fur People Crashed Kim Kardashian’s Selfie Book Signing

I think we’re about three years away as a society from literally nothing being socially acceptable, but Kim Kardashian should have never been socially acceptable so I’m fully okay with anti-fur activists showing up at her “Selfie” book signing at a NYC Barnes & Nobles are screaming stuff like, ““You are the most disgusting human being on this planet!” and “anally electrocuted”. Kim Kardashian kept smiling  and signing during this whole thing  because nobody can change her settings since only Kris Jenner and Kanye have her remote. Kanye hasn’t said anything about this yet because it didn’t happen to Beyonce.

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Kim Kardashian Celebrated Earth Day
Kim Kardashian Celebrated Earth Day

Like any decent narcissist, Kim Kardashian found a way to make Earth Day about her by putting on a bikini and posing in front of stuff that kinda resembles Earth. It’s unclear if these plants died of shame or not, but I can’t until Fire Prevention Week when she takes a selfie at Benihana.

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Jelena Karleusa Is Very Subtle

Serbian pop singer (wait, what) Jelena Karleusa is using social media lately to say Kim Kardashian stole her entire look, but that would mean Kim could think for herself and Kanye didn’t see this chick on Tumblr then make a Jelena outfit Pinterest board that Kim had to take her stylist which is also Kanye.

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Kim Kardashian Has Escaped

Kanye Wests  Nexus-6 basic pleasure model replicant was walking around Paris yesterday wearing a sheer top instead of whatever this is. I blame France’s lax gun laws and their government’s insistence on not using the Voight-Kampff test.

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Kim Kardashian Needs A Friend

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are basically the plot of Chappie if Kanye West was two South Africans who shouldn’t be allowed to star in other creative mediums besides music. Kanye really wants to be taken serious as a fashion designer, so he designed a plain white t-shirt and charges $120 for it. That’s pretty much all you need to do to be in high fashion. Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian is slowly morphing to the point where Kanye will just have to take her batteries out when he wants her to stop talking. In the meantime, can somebody please tell her that her gross ass doesn’t need to be in tight leather pants like this? Please? I’m begging. Every time I see her ass, I want to throw a harpoon at it and use it’s oil in a lamp.

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