Taylor Swift is a noted feminist who supports other women only if they support her unconditionally, so you knew it would only be a matter of time before she took out her rustic wood burn book with recycled paper and wrote a song about Kim Kardashian once Kim dared to open her mouth to GQ and ruining Taylor’s Nicholas Sparks movie poster.
Hey, guys. It’s Kim Kardashian kinda sorta naked in a magazine again. I just saw this today, so it could have came out yesterday or five years ago. It’s hard to keep track. She’s kinda naked a lot, huh? It’s almost like that’s all she has to offer the world. Weird.
[ pics via = GQ ]
Kanye West can’t afford to buy a real Vogue cover for him and Kim anymore, so thy had to go with their safety cover, Vogue Australia. And much like her sister, Kim Kardashian really shouldn’t be allowed to say things in interviews without a parent or guardian present.
On her favourite quality in a man: “Humour.”
Totally. Besides music, Kanye West is best known for having a great sense of humor about himself and has never flew into a caps lock rage over an imagined slight. Maybe she likes him because he’s immortal.
Appearing on her second Vogue Australia cover, Kardashian West also opened up about what she would want to be if she wasn’t one of the most recognised personalities in the world. “I would be a forensic investigator and live a normal life.”
I mean, her dad wasn’t the best forensic investigator. I feel that needs to be said. She can’t even Google “how to not make mirrors warp in Photoshop” before she posts selfies, so I don’t think I’d be confident in her ability to close cold cases unless she’s solving something about ice cream. I assume she has enough money to be Batman if she wanted, but utility belt can only hold so much makeup that it almost makes it not worth it.
Case in point:
Kim Kardashian posted these pics on her social media that I’m still not paying for to promote Pat McGrath’s new makeup line, and in a shocking twist, Kim has cornrows and is wearing fur. Not sure where we’ve seen that before oh wait I know. This was probably Kanye’s idea since he doesn’t like to jack off with sound.
Since nothing can never be not about her, Kim Kardashian tweeted all these pics during a wedding she attended this weekend. This also happened while Lemonade was airing on HBO. Because this is what people really wanted to see. I wish the government would start airing live executions on TV so Kris Jenner would be forced to step her game up. Sorry, Rob and Khloe.
Earlier this week, Kim Kardashian taught women if that they have an unlimited supply of money and surgeons who will do their work for free, that they too can be empowered and comfortable in their own skin. What a powerful message that every woman can relate to. Truly powerful. Her disciples are now going forth and preaching the good news. Like her sister, Kylie Jenner.
And if you squint your eyes and tilt your head to the side, these also become Kylie Jenner.
Kim Kardashian, seen above before she felt empowered to visit a plastic surgeon, took to her blog (that you have to pay to read) yesterday to celebrate International Women’s Day in the true Kardashian way: talking about herself. Of course, she addressed the backlash she received for posting yet another old ass, Photoshopped naked selfie, and she can’t understand why people hate her since she just wants to empower all the women of today. Let’s break it down, shall we? Take this journey with me, friends. (via Just Jared, who I guess pays to read the blog).
Kim Kardashian posted a naked selfie yesterday, because what else is she gonna do in between giving Kanye his meds and rehearsing new script updates for her reality show, then Bette Midler dropped this:
Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we’ve never seen,
she’s gonna have to swallow the camera.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 7, 2016
Where’s the lie? Don’t see it. Then apparently the magic in Kim Kardashian’s mirror stopped long enough for her to check Twitter, and I think Kanye had to ghost write her response since she hilariously overreacted: (more…)
I’m sure there will come a day in about 30 years when Kim Kardashian stops taking dimly lit naked selfies while strategically placing her arms to cover the door frame she warped in Photoshop, but until then, here’s this bullshit. I think every time a Kardashian gets naked it’s too distract us while Kris Jenner disposes of a body. You’re no fooling me, bitch.
I assume Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian are in all black to mourn the passing of Kanye West, or Kanye forced them to do this. Probably Kris Jenner. Or Amber Rose signed off for Kim to use her likeness on Instagram. There’s so many filters, it might not even be Amber Rose. Could be Jalen Rose. We don’t know. The key to setting aside differences is to find things you have in common with the other person. In this case, I’d guess it would going to the same Sam’s Club to buy their hand sanitizer. Or the fact that Kim’s sister and brother are now both stepparents to the same kid, and Kanye said he owned Wiz Kalifah’s kid which is Amber Rose’s kid, so that would mean Kim own’s half of Amber’s kid if her and Kanye ever get divorced. It can be a little confusing. No, wait. Sorry. I’m sorry. I forgot this was a reality show.