Kim Davis stole our hearts this summer as the Kentucky clerk whose religious beliefs weren’t strong enough to skip a paycheck, but porn company. Dogfart (uh, ok), wants to give her the opportunity to hand Jesus $5oK. I’ll have to do some research, but I think that might be enough to get her own beachfront cloud (via Uproxx)
The undisputed kings of interracial porn are dangling $500k to star in a scene for their site ZebraGirls.com, which is one of 23 sites in the companies vast Adult Entertainment Empire. ZebraGirls.com specializes in Lesbian Interracial Erotica. “We here at Dogfart have always believed in equality. We have interracial sites, gay sites, straight sites, and we think Kim Davis has been appalling,” said a Dogfart Spokesman. “We are giving her a chance at a redemption. We are willing to drop half a million bucks for Kim to come out to our studio and shoot an Interracial Lesbian scene for our network.”
Man, this is a pretty tough decision. On one hand, Kim Davis has been divorced three times, had kids out of wedlock, refused to do her job, violated a judge’s order, and lied about her visit with the Pope. On the other hand, porn is immoral.
(btw speaking of porn, what’s the hold up?)