Kim Cattrall Really Hates Sara Jessica Parker
Kim Cattrall Really Hates Sara Jessica Parker


I’ve never seen an episode of Sex and the City, but Wikipedia says it, “follows the lives of a group of four women—three in their mid-thirties and one in her forties—who, despite their different natures and ever-changing sex lives, remain inseparable and confide in each other.” BREAKING: That’s not true. Like that’s not true at all.


Basically Kim Cattrall’s brother died last week and Sarah Jessica Parker tried to comment it on it. Kim Cattrall then nuked her from orbit.



Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she’s been cursed by an evil witch while simultaneously being an evil witch in real life apparently. Not sure if seeing Sarah Jessica Parker being dragged to the end of space and time was something you wanted to see today, but here it is, I guess.


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Kim Cattrall Should Rethink This

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Ok, thanks. Share time over.

“It’s a proven fact that if you don’t wear underwear you’ll experience more ventilation and that’s maybe healthier for your vagina.”

I realize Sex and The City is set in alternate reality where half-donkey newspaper columnists and 53-year old hags have to fight off twenty-something models who want to bang them, but maybe Kim Cattrall should realize all that is make believe. Because, well, the banner picture is of her actual feet. If this is her feet, maybe should ventilate her vagina. Not because it’s gonna get us turned on, like hopes it does, but because I hear that really helps with scabs.

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Sex and the City Had Another Premiere

All the “uniquely beautiful” stars of Sex and the City were out in New York last night for the movie’s premiere, and boy did they get everybody super turned on. Sarah Jessica Parker is looking so damn hot. Even hotter after I finish ironing her hands. Ooohhh…hello, lover…

Lots more Sex and the City New York Premiere pictures after the jump…

Photos: Splash

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Sex and the City Premiered Last Night

The world premiere of Sex and the City movie was in London last night. Single women and gay men rejoice! New York Daily News reports:

It’s been nearly four years since “Sex and the City” went off the air. And, judging by the crowd reaction at the film’s London premiere on Monday, audiences are starved for more. “We love Carrie!” thousands of fans – most of them female – shouted outside Leicester Square. Despite public grumbling that the New York-centric film premiered outside the Big Apple, Sarah Jessica Parker, who revived her role as sex columnist Carrie Bradshaw in the film, said she was “thrilled” to open the movie in London. She did, however, note that New Line Cinema, which produced the film, decided to kick things off in the U.K.”

It’s unclear why they called this movie Sex and the City, because the last thing I want to do when I see any of this cast is have sex. Maybe go on an excavation. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like something taken out of a pharaoh’s tomb, and the rest of them look like the drawing of an abused child. I think it’s safe to say I’d rather watch zombies suck on my bone marrow than see this movie.

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