Lamar Odom Still Has A $75K Hooker Bill
Lamar Odom Still Has A $75K Hooker Bill


Posting pictures of Khloe Kardashian bores me, so here’s a pic from a shoot Kylie Jenner did last week. Fantastic ass, but you sure the photographer is a friend of yours? Why did he make your hand look like it should be holding a poison apple? Also, thanks for giving me a solid segue into hookers:


Lamar Odom’s brain scan reportedly revealed he had 12 strokes when he went full  Leaving Las Vegas and took all the drugs earlier this month. So off top you know that probably after the second one, he wasn’t gonna be any good on the phone disputing charges. His accountants are handling that and Love Ranch owner Dennis Hof is threatening to sue.

“He paid his credit card but then I got a call from Boulevard Management asking all these questions, ‘What were these charges for?’ and such. So, in my mind, are they trying a way to not pay the bill?” Hof said. “If he doesn’t, I’m going after Khloe and her husband.”
If he already paid, it’s unclear why they are disputing. Oh, wait. Because his management is now saying the hookers were “ominous” and coerced a drug addict to take drugs. Sure. Seems plausible. I guess Khloe will have to pay it. Wait, no.
 
Khloe thinks Dennis is the worst kind of scum, but right now she’s not thinking about him much at all. She has way more important things to focus her energy on. Sure, there’s a part of her that would love to get in court with him and take him down, but she’s not letting herself go there because she wants to stay as positive as possible.
That’s right, Khloe has way more important things to focus her energy on. Like promoting her new book and getting a new haircut then having to scroll through the 160 selfies she took in the car to decide which one to post. So many important things. I would say hit up James Harden for a loan, but that would be kinda awkward. I mean, Kris Jenner has framed this as Nicholas Sparks Films: 30 For 30 , but $75K is $75K. That’s like what, three months of laser hair removal treatments?
 

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Kim Kardashian Was Cool With Lamar Odom Dying
Kim Kardashian Was Cool With Lamar Odom Dying


Earlier this week, I inaccurately predicted that Khloe Kardashian wouldn’t leave James Harden. Feel free to laugh then tell me about your Cubs’ prediction. Anyway, when I wrote that I guess it slipped my mind that she has a book to promote. Even though Lamar Odom injected heroin and coke into his dick in Las Vegas, Khloe Kardashian claims Odom has sworn off drugs and that’s why she called off the divorce. Kim Kardashian wishes Odom had done more drugs.

A source close to the 35-year-old tells RadarOnline.com exclusively, “Now that Lamar is going to be okay, Kim is back to her prior stance on the situation.” Meaning, “Kim is telling people she really feels that Khloe needs to let him go!’…But when Odom was in a coma at Sunshine Hospital in Las Vegas, Kim was one of the first family members to be by her sister’s side while preparing for the worst-case scenario. However, now that Odom is on his way back to a full recovery, Kim has once again jumped the fence. “Kim knows that Khloe loves Lamar, but she also knows how bad he hurt her over the course of the past couple of years,” the source tells Radar. “She is telling people she thinks that the fact that Khloe is giving up her entire life for him again is absolutely ridiculous.”

In Kim’s defense, she has a baby on the way, and it’s gonna be hard to make that a story arch when Kris Jenner is positioning Khloe as a savior who brought a drug addict back to life through the transformative power of love and prayer and a possible spin-off. How many times does Kim have to get naked to be shown some respect? This is some bullshit.


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KONG PRETEND SHE LEAVE JAMES HARDEN

In case you were on the fence about whether or not the Kardashians were soulless monsters who suck the life out of everything they touch if it allows them to negotiate one extra point on the backend, I hope the Lamar Odom situation cleared that up for you. Since then, they’ve received a lot of warranted backlash (including this epic takedown), so what better way to garner sympathy and some good PR by planting a story saying Khloe Kardashian is leaving James Harden to “stay by Odom’s side”? Yeah, okay.

Khloe Kardashian has put the brakes on her relationship with James Harden, in the wake of Lamar Odom’s medical crisis … sources tell TMZ. We’re told Khloe is putting her relationship with the NBA star on ice, and as one source puts it, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see she still has deep feelings for Lamar. 

James Harden signed a 13-year, $200M shoe deal with Adidas two months ago and is currently in the third year of a 5-year, fully guaranteed, $78M deal with the Houston Rockets (naturally, Kris Jenner has been trying to get a piece).  Lamar Odom has kidney failure and spends $75K at whorehouses. Let’s also not pretend like I need to say anything else.

 

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The Kardashians Went To Lamar Odom’s Hopsital With Cameras Rolling

Last night it was reported that former good NBA player, and current bad NBA player, Lamar Odom, was found unconscious and unresponsive around 3:15pm at Nevada’s Love Ranch in Crystal about 70 miles outside Las Vegas with liquid pouring out of his nose and mouth. At this time, he’s listed in critical condition and on life support with his heart, kidneys and lungs failing. Not only will this not leave a good impression on the hookers, it sucks pretty much overall. Luckily, this tragedy isn’t going to waste, because after cutting off contact with Odom and screaming when showed at SoulCycle, Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner rushed to Las Veags because they “love him” lol jk they need footage.

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KONG WORKOUT LOL
KONG WORKOUT LOL


Since any good workout should include sunglasses, hoop earrings, and posing with a hat by a pool, here’s Khloe Kardashian in pics from her dumb app that you can pay for or just wait a few days and see all the stuff for free. Lucky, I was able to find her exclusive workout video. This might be removed soon, so watch it while you can.



 Nope. Still nope.


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Khloe Kardashian Says Good Morning, Links

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Taylor Swift’s squad could fit inside Janet Jackson’s pants   Dlisted

Ireland Baldwin at the beach in pasties  DrunkenStepfather

Alessandra Ambrosio makes me not want to be a popscicle   Moe Jackson

One of these chicks will star in Star Wars: VIII Just Jared

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KONG SAY IT NO RETOUCH PHOTO PICTURE
KONG SAY IT NO RETOUCH PHOTO PICTURE

Try to think back to yesterday when read something about Khloe Kardashian. It’s ok if you can’t remember. It was her ass on the Complex cover. Remember now? Good, good. Yeah, so of course people thought all the pictures were Photoshopped because it’s a magazine with a picture of a  Kardashian on the cover (case in point), and some things you can just assume happened. Like Khloe Kardashian being Photoshopped to make her form resemble that of a post-op human with new extensions.  But since reality is a make believe place for Kardashians, Khloe wants you to know this photo wasn’t altered in anyway. Ok.

This one is for all the troll haters out there that cannot seem to give me an ounce of credit for my daily workouts! The image on the left is an unretouched photo from the actual camera on the day of the shoot. The image on the right is the retouched photo. Yes skin is smooth and shadows are removed but I still think I look good on the left image. Flaws and all hi hater!!! Click on it… I know you want to…

First off, even though it can get you a possible 67 points in Scrabble, “unretouched” doesn’t sound like a real word. Second, a Kardashian doesn’t leave the house without being Photoshopped, so if you by “unretouched” you mean you took the filter off the left one then posted the Photoshopped image with the filter off, then yes, I see your point. Look, you’re a woman(?). On a magazine cover. In 2015. This shit was Photshopped. This is something we all know. It’s fine. Be fine with it. And this whole “flaws and all” argument kinda loses it’s point when the accompanying  picture has been run through six different types of software. The people who work at Complex want to be able to tell their parents they work for a living. Allow them that. If you were really sincere about showing your “flaws and all”, you’ll post a picture of your hands after you raid a hunter’s campsite for food during your next nightly feeding.

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KONG DO COMPLEX

Khloe Kardashian is on the August/September of Complex, and I think they named their magazine because they knew how their website would be designed. Anyway, here’s Khloe Kardashian still trying to be sexy for some reason. They only have two pictures available online so far. Maybe that’s for the best. The cover is pretty cool though. A little backstory: the photographer got Khloe to nail the “turn your head around really fast” look by bringing out a live goat. A little behind the scenes magic for ya!

 

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Khloe Kardashian Is Still Wearing Dresses

I thought Cosmo had women on the cover usually, but Khloe Kardashian in on the February 2015 cover, and inside she talks about how she likes to cuddle rather than have sex. I realize she’s saying what she thinks a human woman would say, because much like any sentient, escaped government experiment, she must blend in and survive. I get that. I’m not posting the cover, because they put Khloe’s head on somebody else, so I thought I’d post actual pictures of her instead. Pictures where she still believes she’s sexy and undetectable to actual humans. I feel like I should point out that, despite the myth, Khloe does not carry water in her ass. The ass is a mound of fat, and can weigh up to 80 to 85 pounds. The hump allows Khloe to survive an extremely long time (up to two weeks) without food if need be. 

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KONG SHOW NIPPLES, KONG SHOW LEG AS WELL

Yeah so, I guess I should have posted these yesterday, but I put up a bunch of hot chicks (I’m looking at you too, Taylor Swift), so I didn’t want to ruin it with pictures of the Kardashian sister who takes the most estrogen injections. So I’m putting them up today. Basically, Khloe Kardashian and some other people who like Ciroc Pineapple celebrated French Montana’s birthday, but when it’s your birthday you get all the attention, and that make Kong angry because Kong like attention too so Kong wore this dress with no bra so you could see her nipples and one of her legs, too. So, yeah, here’s a bunch of pics where you can see Khloe Kardashian’s nipples. I mean, if you’re into that sort of thing.

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