Posting pictures of Khloe Kardashian bores me, so here’s a pic from a shoot Kylie Jenner did last week. Fantastic ass, but you sure the photographer is a friend of yours? Why did he make your hand look like it should be holding a poison apple? Also, thanks for giving me a solid segue into hookers:
Lamar Odom’s brain scan reportedly revealed he had 12 strokes when he went full Leaving Las Vegas and took all the drugs earlier this month. So off top you know that probably after the second one, he wasn’t gonna be any good on the phone disputing charges. His accountants are handling that and Love Ranch owner Dennis Hof is threatening to sue.
“He paid his credit card but then I got a call from Boulevard Management asking all these questions, ‘What were these charges for?’ and such. So, in my mind, are they trying a way to not pay the bill?” Hof said. “If he doesn’t, I’m going after Khloe and her husband.”
If he already paid, it’s unclear why they are disputing. Oh, wait. Because his management is now saying the hookers were “ominous” and coerced a drug addict to take drugs. Sure. Seems plausible. I guess Khloe will have to pay it. Wait, no.
“Khloe thinks Dennis is the worst kind of scum, but right now she’s not thinking about him much at all. She has way more important things to focus her energy on. Sure, there’s a part of her that would love to get in court with him and take him down, but she’s not letting herself go there because she wants to stay as positive as possible.
That’s right, Khloe has way more important things to focus her energy on. Like promoting her new book and getting a new haircut then having to scroll through the 160 selfies she took in the car to decide which one to post. So many important things. I would say hit up James Harden for a loan, but that would be kinda awkward. I mean, Kris Jenner has framed this as Nicholas Sparks Films: 30 For 30 , but $75K is $75K. That’s like what, three months of laser hair removal treatments?
