If you want to see how the Kris Jenner Is Satan machine works, downloaded these pics of Khloe Kardashian last night for this story on Radar Online:
“Khloe’s desperate to establish herself as the single sex kitten of the family and the way her body looks right now, she wants to show it off,” an insider told Radar. Unfortunately for 31-year-old Kardashian, she’s encountering a lot of resistance to this plan, including from her mom, Kris Jenner, 60. “Kris is against this, but only because it’s too soon after Lamar’s problems to successfully turn Khloe into a sex symbol,” said the insider…Still, “There’s every chance Khloe will get her way and ‘leak’ some racy nude snaps or even footage of her in action in the bedroom,” said the insider.
Then last night, in what is probably just a total and random coincidence, Khloe Kardashian went on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live and said this:
“I’ve definitely recorded myself having sex with my ex-husband,” the svelte reality star told host Andy Cohen. “But not like, talking to camera. You remember those little cameras, little video cameras, that was my jam for a moment.”
Now, you’re free to draw your own conclusions from that, but let’s be clear: there’s gonna be a Khloe Kardashian sex tape out soon. A sex tape with a man who just recently got off life support. A sex tape that’s coming out because if her brother can get a news cycle because her mom squeezed $100K out of Type 2 diabetes, then surely her mom can figure out a way to leak her sex tape with a dude who probably doesn’t know what those words mean anymore. Now I understand that some people might want to watch this, and I fully understand that in the right club with the right light that Khloe might look like a transvestite who would give you pause, but at some point Iran might interrogate you and you really don’t want this to come up.