Donald Trump Fired Khloe Kardashian From ‘The Apprentice’ For Being Fat And Ugly

We already know what Donald Trump is about when it comes to the ladies, so it shouldn’t be a surprise that he fired Khloe Kardashian from the 2009 season of The Apprentice for being Khloe Kardashian. If you’re wondering why she was on the show, remember it was 2009, and Kris Jenner thought all her daughters would be economically viable. It was a simpler time.

According to sources on the show, Trump complained to producers about Kardashian’s looks and itched to have her removed from the show. “He basically wanted to just get rid of her,” an editor on the show recalled. “He called her a ‘piglet.’” The editor said that Trump asked: “What is this? We can’t even get the hot one?” ― in reference to Kardashian’s sister, Kim. A second source at “The Apprentice” confirmed the incident, using similar words to describe what Trump said about the Kardashians. “He said: ‘Why don’t we fire Khloe? She is a fat piglet. Why did we get the ugly Kardashian?’”  A third source, another editor, recalled the firing as being notable because of how personal Trump made it. “When they fired [her], it wasn’t on merit,” the editor said. “It was on him not liking her.” The editor said that Trump went to the staff and asked: “What’s the reason we can get her off [the show]?”

This is normally the part where I write my thoughts on whatever the article is, but what do you want me to say? No argument here.

 

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‘Kocktails With Khloe’ Got Canceled
‘Kocktails With Khloe’ Got Canceled


The fourth tier Kardashian’s show on a fourth tier network got canceled after 13 episodes. 

Khloe Kardashian’s done shooting her talk show … FYI Network has shut down production of “Kocktails with Khloe” less than 3 months into its run. Productions sources tell us the official announcement from the network was the show is on “indefinite hold” … but that’s just TV talk — truth is, the show is dunzo. As for who decided to pull the plug? Both sides were unhappy. We’re told Khloe wanted to focus on her “other jobs” and had no interest in shooting the next season. Network execs could tell she’d “checked out” and weren’t happy about it.

No to worry, guys! She has “exciting things coming up”!




Stay tuned for those exciting things coming up in US Weekly or TMZ or wherever Kardashian things go. It’s healthy to have hobbies.


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Khloe Kardashian Is Single Again
Khloe Kardashian Is Single Again


What’s the process for making fake nails for Khloe Kardashian‘s big ass hand? What’s the lead time? Where do they mine the materials? How many Vietnamese children have died? So many unanswered questions. But we’re not here to talk about that right now. Then why’d you ask me? You knew by the title that I was gonna talk about her breakup with James Harden, don’t play dumb. You gonna let me talk about it or not? Thank you. So tired of your shit.

Khloé Kardashian and James Harden have called it quits, PEOPLE has confirmed. “It hasn’t been easy. James obviously has wanted to see her more and be with her more, but she’s felt like she needed to stay in L.A. to be with her family and to deal with Lamar stuff,” a source close to the family previously PEOPLE. “That has put some strain on things.”

They didn’t go into detail, but I think “be with her family and deal with Lamar stuff” means that’s where the reality show is filmed and she needs to keep massaging Lamar’s hand and teaching him “blink once for yes” so he can sign off on power of attorney and that sex tape



Here’s Kendall Jenner pics from last night because one Khloe Kardashian pic was enough:


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There’s A Khloe Kardashian Sex Tape

If you want to see how the Kris Jenner Is Satan machine works,  downloaded these pics of Khloe Kardashian last night for this story on Radar Online:

“Khloe’s desperate to establish herself as the single sex kitten of the family and the way her body looks right now, she wants to show it off,” an insider told Radar. Unfortunately for 31-year-old Kardashian, she’s encountering a lot of resistance to this plan, including from her mom, Kris Jenner, 60. “Kris is against this, but only because it’s too soon after Lamar’s problems to successfully turn Khloe into a sex symbol,” said the insider…Still, “There’s every chance Khloe will get her way and ‘leak’ some racy nude snaps or even footage of her in action in the bedroom,” said the insider.

Then last night, in what is probably just a total and random coincidence, Khloe Kardashian went on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live and said this:

“I’ve definitely recorded myself having sex with my ex-husband,” the svelte reality star told host Andy Cohen. “But not like, talking to camera. You remember those little cameras, little video cameras, that was my jam for a moment.”

Now, you’re free to draw your own conclusions from that, but let’s be clear: there’s gonna be a Khloe Kardashian sex tape out soon. A sex tape with a man who just recently got off life support. A sex tape that’s coming out because if her brother can get a news cycle because her mom squeezed $100K out of Type 2 diabetes, then surely her mom can figure out a way to leak her sex tape with a dude who probably doesn’t know what those words mean anymore. Now I understand that some people might want to watch this, and I fully understand that in the right club with the right light that Khloe might look like a transvestite who would give you pause, but at some point Iran might interrogate you and you really don’t want this to come up. 

 

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The Kardashians Wrote Kanye’s New Album
The Kardashians Wrote Kanye’s New Album


Now that Lamar Odom’s soul has been sucked dry for publicity, Khloe Kardashian did an interview with Cosmo to promote yet another show that plans to ruin a word by making it start with the letter K. She also said her whole family is basically telling Kanye West what to put on his new album, Swish.  

I know, it’s really cool. And he really cares about our opinions, which I find even cooler. Because we’re not artists, obviously, but he respects what we say so much. He is so passionate. He’s like, every bit the meaning of an artist. He’s so into his craft, and just to see him at work and see how much he respects our opinions, all of us sisters, he wants us all in the studio at different times. Thank god we all live a block away from each other.

I’m still not really over David Bowie dying, but he probably knew about this and decided that was his best option. 


You thought these were gonna be pictures of Khloe lol


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Lamar Odom Still Has A $75K Hooker Bill
Lamar Odom Still Has A $75K Hooker Bill


Posting pictures of Khloe Kardashian bores me, so here’s a pic from a shoot Kylie Jenner did last week. Fantastic ass, but you sure the photographer is a friend of yours? Why did he make your hand look like it should be holding a poison apple? Also, thanks for giving me a solid segue into hookers:


Lamar Odom’s brain scan reportedly revealed he had 12 strokes when he went full  Leaving Las Vegas and took all the drugs earlier this month. So off top you know that probably after the second one, he wasn’t gonna be any good on the phone disputing charges. His accountants are handling that and Love Ranch owner Dennis Hof is threatening to sue.

“He paid his credit card but then I got a call from Boulevard Management asking all these questions, ‘What were these charges for?’ and such. So, in my mind, are they trying a way to not pay the bill?” Hof said. “If he doesn’t, I’m going after Khloe and her husband.”
If he already paid, it’s unclear why they are disputing. Oh, wait. Because his management is now saying the hookers were “ominous” and coerced a drug addict to take drugs. Sure. Seems plausible. I guess Khloe will have to pay it. Wait, no.
 
Khloe thinks Dennis is the worst kind of scum, but right now she’s not thinking about him much at all. She has way more important things to focus her energy on. Sure, there’s a part of her that would love to get in court with him and take him down, but she’s not letting herself go there because she wants to stay as positive as possible.
That’s right, Khloe has way more important things to focus her energy on. Like promoting her new book and getting a new haircut then having to scroll through the 160 selfies she took in the car to decide which one to post. So many important things. I would say hit up James Harden for a loan, but that would be kinda awkward. I mean, Kris Jenner has framed this as Nicholas Sparks Films: 30 For 30 , but $75K is $75K. That’s like what, three months of laser hair removal treatments?
 

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Kim Kardashian Was Cool With Lamar Odom Dying
Kim Kardashian Was Cool With Lamar Odom Dying


Earlier this week, I inaccurately predicted that Khloe Kardashian wouldn’t leave James Harden. Feel free to laugh then tell me about your Cubs’ prediction. Anyway, when I wrote that I guess it slipped my mind that she has a book to promote. Even though Lamar Odom injected heroin and coke into his dick in Las Vegas, Khloe Kardashian claims Odom has sworn off drugs and that’s why she called off the divorce. Kim Kardashian wishes Odom had done more drugs.

A source close to the 35-year-old tells RadarOnline.com exclusively, “Now that Lamar is going to be okay, Kim is back to her prior stance on the situation.” Meaning, “Kim is telling people she really feels that Khloe needs to let him go!’…But when Odom was in a coma at Sunshine Hospital in Las Vegas, Kim was one of the first family members to be by her sister’s side while preparing for the worst-case scenario. However, now that Odom is on his way back to a full recovery, Kim has once again jumped the fence. “Kim knows that Khloe loves Lamar, but she also knows how bad he hurt her over the course of the past couple of years,” the source tells Radar. “She is telling people she thinks that the fact that Khloe is giving up her entire life for him again is absolutely ridiculous.”

In Kim’s defense, she has a baby on the way, and it’s gonna be hard to make that a story arch when Kris Jenner is positioning Khloe as a savior who brought a drug addict back to life through the transformative power of love and prayer and a possible spin-off. How many times does Kim have to get naked to be shown some respect? This is some bullshit.


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KONG PRETEND SHE LEAVE JAMES HARDEN

In case you were on the fence about whether or not the Kardashians were soulless monsters who suck the life out of everything they touch if it allows them to negotiate one extra point on the backend, I hope the Lamar Odom situation cleared that up for you. Since then, they’ve received a lot of warranted backlash (including this epic takedown), so what better way to garner sympathy and some good PR by planting a story saying Khloe Kardashian is leaving James Harden to “stay by Odom’s side”? Yeah, okay.

Khloe Kardashian has put the brakes on her relationship with James Harden, in the wake of Lamar Odom’s medical crisis … sources tell TMZ. We’re told Khloe is putting her relationship with the NBA star on ice, and as one source puts it, it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see she still has deep feelings for Lamar. 

James Harden signed a 13-year, $200M shoe deal with Adidas two months ago and is currently in the third year of a 5-year, fully guaranteed, $78M deal with the Houston Rockets (naturally, Kris Jenner has been trying to get a piece).  Lamar Odom has kidney failure and spends $75K at whorehouses. Let’s also not pretend like I need to say anything else.

 

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The Kardashians Went To Lamar Odom’s Hopsital With Cameras Rolling

Last night it was reported that former good NBA player, and current bad NBA player, Lamar Odom, was found unconscious and unresponsive around 3:15pm at Nevada’s Love Ranch in Crystal about 70 miles outside Las Vegas with liquid pouring out of his nose and mouth. At this time, he’s listed in critical condition and on life support with his heart, kidneys and lungs failing. Not only will this not leave a good impression on the hookers, it sucks pretty much overall. Luckily, this tragedy isn’t going to waste, because after cutting off contact with Odom and screaming when showed at SoulCycle, Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner rushed to Las Veags because they “love him” lol jk they need footage.

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KONG WORKOUT LOL
KONG WORKOUT LOL


Since any good workout should include sunglasses, hoop earrings, and posing with a hat by a pool, here’s Khloe Kardashian in pics from her dumb app that you can pay for or just wait a few days and see all the stuff for free. Lucky, I was able to find her exclusive workout video. This might be removed soon, so watch it while you can.



 Nope. Still nope.


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