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Kendra Wilkinson Has A New Sex Tape. With A Woman.
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Since she convincingly played the victim card while simultaneously cutting a backroom deal with Vivid made her last sex tape such a success, Kendra Wilkinson is ready to try her luck again. With the release of another sex tape. With another woman

A new sex tape featuring Kendra with a girlfriend is on its way to being sold publicly, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. Less than a year after Kendra's home-made sex tape with an ex boyfriend became an instant $ucce$$, the ex-Girl Next Door is starring with another girl in a tape shot approximately the same time at the first one. "Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan," a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively. "They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends. "It's a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination." Ironically, the tape was shot by Justin Frye, Kendra's ex boyfriend and partner in last year's sex tape. Justin shot hours of tapes of Kendra having sex and last year Vivid had a huge hit with the first release. Now the details are being worked out for the release of the new tape.

 

Whatever. I've already seen the last one. And her vagina looked like SWAT kicked it in to serve a warrant. I'd rather go back in time watch my leg being amputated in a Civil War field hospital than sit through 45 more minutes of a wigger having sex when she should be getting a hot oil treatment instead.

 

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She’s a dumb wigger with the mental capacity of car keys, but you’re a fag if you say Kendra Wilkinson didn’t have the sickest body on Girls Next Door. So imagine cheers heard around the world when the news broke that she had a sex tape that she made when she was 18. Now we have pics of her vagina. My tongue has shaken hands with lots of vaginas, but if I saw this one walking down the street I’d do that thing where you nod your head then turn and pretend you didn’t see it. I’m not saying she has the ugliest vagina I ever seen, but instead of suing Vivid, maybe she should file a police report on whoever punched her between the legs. They might have also used an ax. Somebody should look into that.

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Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape Has Pictures

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Screencaps of Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape have been posted over at Vivid, because people apparently people can’t wait to start masturbating.

“It’s obvious from these photos that Kendra is amazing and this tape is incredibly hot,” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “Since we acquired Kendra’s sex tape, we’ve been inundated by her fans asking for photos from her movie, and here they are.”

Please keep in mind that Kendra Wilkinson is 18 in these caps, so hopefully your boss will understand when he walks in. Much unlike Roman Polanski. “Umm, why isn’t she playing with dolls?,” he was quoted as saying. “Am I supposed to get turned by this?”

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Kendra’s Sex Tape Is Basically A Gangbang

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The awesome just got awesome, because the fantastic RadarOnline is reporting that Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is a gangbang.

New documents uncovered by RadarOnline.com show that not only were there multiple sex tapes , as we exclusively reported, but also multiple partners! And while Kendra has threatened to sue if the tapes are released she has not returned requests for comment about her attempts to secretly sell the tapes and the company she formed in November, 2008 to do so. While attempting to sell the tapes in 2008 Kendra was already with Philadelphia Eagles’ wide receiver Hank Baskett, who is now her husband. She needed the approval of Playboy’s Hugh Heffner to go through with the deal, as she was starring in her final season of The Girls Next Door.

Kendra has a sick body, but her mask is all kinds of fucked up, so I’m glad her face is apparently gonna be covered.

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Kendra Wilkinson Is A Porn Star

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Vivid Entertainment is set to release Kendra Exposed, a sex tape Kendra Wilkinson made when she was 18.

The 24-year-old pin-up’s lawyer Yael E. Holtkamp – from powerhouse firm Lavely and Singer in Los Angeles – has asked porn giants Vivid Entertainment to ‘cease and desist’ with releasing the video which could highly embarrass the married reality TV star. Their scathing letter to Vivid reads: “The video is private and highly confidential taken for private use and not for public disclosure. “Any exploitation of the video would be a gross violation of Miss Wilkinson’s constitutional and common law rights of privacy.” Sources have revealed that Wilkinson knew about the video but that she made it with a man she trusted and never thought that it would be released to the public. She is unsure who sold the steamy footage to Vivid, which is the same company that released the Kim Kardashian sex tape too. And CEO of Vivid Steve Hirsch does not look like he’s backing-down in the aftermath of receiving the legal warning from Wilkinson’s lawyers. He said: “After reviewing our legal position we remain confident of our right to distribute the video. Thus Vivid.Com plans to release Kendra Exposed within the next several weeks.” As Wilkinson braces herself from the fall-out from the video her representative said: “During this difficult time, Kendra and her family would greatly appreciate the respect of their privacy.”

She apparently tried to sell this tape a year ago, so don’t feel too bad for her. She’s dumb and has huge tits, how else is she gonna make money? It’s not like she comes home and puts on a lab coat and enters a secret door to her underground research facility. “You fools!” Kendra Wilkinson will never say, “This creature is materials. Nothing more. He has no soul but we shall give him LIFE!”

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Kendra Wilkinson Is Smart



Kendra Wilkinson takes off her clothes for money and Hank Baskett is an NFL player who now has to play Madden to be on a team, but they had a baby and apparently that was news. However, what isn’t news, is that being pregnant doesn’t make you smart. Us Magazine reports:

“I had my friends over, and it was bad timing,” Kendra, 24, tells Us. “They were really hot and had really nice bodies,” she says of her visitors, which included former Girls Next Door costar Holly Madison and Playboy model Tiffany Fallon. “I was just hoping Hank didn’t look at them! Having a different body was such a culture shock. I’m so used to being hot and fit.” Although “it wasn’t that extreme,” the reality star says, “I did go through some depression.”

A culture shock? Really? A culture shock? This is what we’re going with? After you had the baby, did the doctor put you in wooden shoes and have you recover near a windmill? Did the baby come out dressed like a matador and ask for a Goya product in his bottle? Did the nurses have on berets and surrender? I hope someone can to explain this to me, because I just looked up “culture shock” and it still means what I thought it did.

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Kendra Wilkinson Is Married



Kendra Wilkinson and her long-time boyfriend, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver, Hank Baskett, got married at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday. I rode go-karts on Saturday. Suck on that Kendra! Us Magazine reports:

Wilkinson’s former Girls Next Door costars Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison, as well as their ex Hugh Hefner, were among the 500 guests. “I’m ready to marry the man of my dreams,” Wilkinson told Us shortly before tying the knot. “He’s one in a million. I’m so lucky.”Wilkinson, 24, wore more than $100,000 worth of platinum and diamond jewelry by designer Michael Barin. She personally selected the 4.25-carat platinum drop earrings ($47,000), the 2.5-carat platinum pendant ($33,700) and the 4.5-carat bracelet ($21,000). Her brother Colin walked her down the aisle (Hef was originally slated to do the honor but Wilkinson changed her mind).

Hey look, two people you don’t care about (one who you couldn’t recognize on the street) got married this weekend. I hope you’re gonna be okay now that it’s over. Maybe you can read the back of a cereal box or put a glass on a coaster to see if there is some way you can recreate the excitement of this moment.

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Kendra Wilkinson is Knocked Up



There’s a 5-day waiting period and you have to take a special safety course if you want to be the registered owner of my penis, and I don’t know that has to do with anything, but ex-Playboy model and former wigger from E!’s The Girls Next Door, confirmed she was pregnant today. She says on her blog:

hi everyone!!!! so the rumors are true…i am pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hank and i were beyond excited when we found out the news and ive been dying to tell all of you but we were waiting for the perfect time to do it. im sorry if you heard it first elsewhere…that’s not how i wanted it to happen, but im so glad its out in the open now.

I think it’s cute that she thinks the whole world was on pins and needles to find out if an ex-stripper was really having a baby with a 5th-string NFL wide receiver with 6 career touchdowns, but I can’t really say that I hate Kendra Wilkinson. She’s gratingly annoying and epically dumb, but she’s always happy and generally seems to mean well. She’s like the Snuggle fabric softener teddy bear but with bigger tits and a way more accommodating vagina.

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