Kendall Jenner Is Banging Chandler Parsons
Kendall Jenner Is Banging Chandler Parsons

 

Every NBA player who dates a Kardashian/Jenner  instantly joins the Dallas Mavericks, so when the Houston Rockets declined to match the Mavericks’ offer sheet 19 days ago, that should have been our first hint that Chandler Parsons (this guy)  he might be keeping his kock in Kendall.

The 18-year-old model and NBA hottie Chandler Parsons sparked romance rumors over the weekend after the two were spotted getting flirty at STK restaurant in Los Angeles on Friday. The reported couple was joined by Kendall’s sister Kylie Jenner, as well as sports agent Dan Frank and a female friend of the Jenner sisters. According to an eyewitness, the siblings arrived about 30 minutes after Chandler and his agent before the group all sat down at the same table together. Kendall and Chandler had “immediate chemistry,” the source tells E! News. “She [Kendall] was laughing, smiling and they seemed to be having great conversation with each other.” The eyewitness adds that Kendall and Chandler “were chatting and flirting” throughout their meal..

E! News broke this story, and that’s just a fancy way of saying Kris Jenner called them and told them to print it, but she’s proceeding with caution. On one hand, Chandler Parsons is a 25-year old budding All-Star who just signed a 3-year $46M deal. On the other hand, he’s white.

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Hey, Kendall Jenner Is Topless
Hey, Kendall Jenner Is Topless

 

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Kendall Jenner took her clothes off and had somebody take her picture. By the time she’s 25, we’l be able to draw her cervix from memory.

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Hey, It’s Kendall Jenner Being Oversexualized Again
Hey, It’s Kendall Jenner Being Oversexualized Again

 

Kendall Jenner hasn’t been 18 for a year, and if she’s not in a bikini, naked or topless, she’s in lingerie for some magazine. Makes sense because Kris Jenner knows she only has an 8-year window to get  this ho in as many commercials as she can before North West hit puberty. Her sister didn’t make a sex tape so Kendall could go to college.

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Kendall Jenner Twerks For Followers

 

Kendall Jenner recently passed the 10M followers mark on Instagram, so to celebrate, she posted this video of her dancing. This is pretty hot and all, but I would have really liked to have seen her reading a fortune cookie instead, but Instagram has a time limit on their videos.

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Kendall Jenner Won The Billboard Music Awards

 

"Sorry, Kendall. It's an involuntary muscle."

 

Kendall Jenner is the only 2014 Billboard Music Awards pictures I'm posting, because any other 2014 Billboard Music Awards will be disappointing and not really worth your time. And as I type 2014 Billboard Music Awards again for SEO purposes, can I just say holy shit this chick is hot. It's only a matter of time until Kim slits her throat and drink her blood and Khloe plays fetch with her femur, but before that happens, let's just appreciate what she's wearing here. If for some reason you don't think she's hot, call Oprah. Maybe you can get your own reality series now that Michael Sam has dropped out.

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Hailey Baldwin And Kendall Jenner Are Matching
Hailey Baldwin And Kendall Jenner Are Matching

Hailey Baldwin Kendall Jenner

 

I don't know the science involved that made it possible for Stephen Baldwin and Bruce Jenner to produce things that look like this, but maybe it's best that we don't question it. Just let it happen. Shhhh….shhhh…let it happen. You like that, baby? You like that. Awww yeah. Bend over for me. Now arch your back. Uhhh huhhh. Like that. Can you put your cat in the other room, he's staring at me.

 

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Here’s Some People Who Went To Coachella

I'm almost positive the tweakers at Coachella crashed Instagram this weekend leaving girls who took pictures of their thighs at the pool to be so done over having to wait to post them. So, if you haven't seen enough Coachella pics yet, hey, here's some more. Wow! How exciting!

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Kendall Jenner Seems Very Relaxed
Kendall Jenner Seems Very Relaxed

 

Kendall Jenner doesn't rally have much of an ass or boobs, and at this angle it looks like she just spent about $40 at Taco Bell then swung by Zaxby's, but hey, it's a chick in a bikini. I know that's what you all came to see. My horrific grammar is a

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Kendall And Kylie Jenner Are On The Cover Of Vogue
Kendall And Kylie Jenner Are On The Cover Of Vogue

 

Since everybody else is making fun of it, Kylie and Kendall Jenner took their turn by posting this pic on Twitter to, you know, make fun of Kim and Kanye's Vogue cover. This is some really bad Photoshop. They really should have consulted with Kim on this. She would have never stood for this quality of work. Her Photoshop game is too strong.

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