Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Kendall Jenner took her clothes off and had somebody take her picture. By the time she’s 25, we’l be able to draw her cervix from memory.
Kendall Jenner hasn’t been 18 for a year, and if she’s not in a bikini, naked or topless, she’s in lingerie for some magazine. Makes sense because Kris Jenner knows she only has an 8-year window to get this ho in as many commercials as she can before North West hit puberty. Her sister didn’t make a sex tape so Kendall could go to college.
Kendall Jenner recently passed the 10M followers mark on Instagram, so to celebrate, she posted this video of her dancing. This is pretty hot and all, but I would have really liked to have seen her reading a fortune cookie instead, but Instagram has a time limit on their videos.
"Sorry, Kendall. It's an involuntary muscle."
Kendall Jenner is the only 2014 Billboard Music Awards pictures I'm posting, because any other 2014 Billboard Music Awards will be disappointing and not really worth your time. And as I type 2014 Billboard Music Awards again for SEO purposes, can I just say holy shit this chick is hot. It's only a matter of time until Kim slits her throat and drink her blood and Khloe plays fetch with her femur, but before that happens, let's just appreciate what she's wearing here. If for some reason you don't think she's hot, call Oprah. Maybe you can get your own reality series now that Michael Sam has dropped out.
I don't know the science involved that made it possible for Stephen Baldwin and Bruce Jenner to produce things that look like this, but maybe it's best that we don't question it. Just let it happen. Shhhh….shhhh…let it happen. You like that, baby? You like that. Awww yeah. Bend over for me. Now arch your back. Uhhh huhhh. Like that. Can you put your cat in the other room, he's staring at me.
I'm almost positive the tweakers at Coachella crashed Instagram this weekend leaving girls who took pictures of their thighs at the pool to be so done over having to wait to post them. So, if you haven't seen enough Coachella pics yet, hey, here's some more. Wow! How exciting!
Hey, remember when I said Kendall Jenner didn't have an ass? Haha, good one, Todd! Ugh, you're so stupid sometimes, gawd.
Kendall Jenner doesn't rally have much of an ass or boobs, and at this angle it looks like she just spent about $40 at Taco Bell then swung by Zaxby's, but hey, it's a chick in a bikini. I know that's what you all came to see. My horrific grammar is a
Since everybody else is making fun of it, Kylie and Kendall Jenner took their turn by posting this pic on Twitter to, you know, make fun of Kim and Kanye's Vogue cover. This is some really bad Photoshop. They really should have consulted with Kim on this. She would have never stood for this quality of work. Her Photoshop game is too strong.
Kendall Jenner was playing with dolls and drinking from a sippy cup like three years ago, but here she is walking the runway at Marc Jacobs during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. And those are her nipples. I assume people think this might be hot, but all I see is a chick who still probably holds her nose when she takes a shot. I can't get down with that. I mean, I guess I can understand why this happened. Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are all old now and can't get the attention they used to. This is probably the only way Kris Jenner can achieve orgasm.