People Are Mad About A Pepsi Ad
People Are Mad About A Pepsi Ad

 

Brace yourselves. You might not believe this, but since a company didn’t just film their product sitting on a table for two minutes in a empty room then release it as a commercial, their commercial offended people. I know! Anyway, the company in is Pepsi. And this is the commercial.

 

 

You can read the Twitter outrage hose here. Basically, despite checking off all the diversity boxes, people are upset that Pepsi didn’t have the cops, who were shown in the last :30 of the ad, gun down and pepper spray the people holding signs in the street. I agree. Because that’s what you want in soft drink commercials. Gritty realism and a constant reminder of America’s problems. Is the commercial tone deaf? I guess if you wanna look hard enough. Will tweeting at Pepsi stop systematic police violence? Probably not. But I assume its easier to tweet and sit back knowing you’ve done all you can. Kendall Jenner still got paid and you’ll still drink Pepsi as soon as they donate Planned Parenthood so whatever. They’ll be something else to get offended about tomorrow. Maybe Barron Trump gets cornrows.

 

I live in Atlanta and was born and raised in NC, so I don’t really fuck with Pepsi because I’d rather not get shot on sight.

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Bella Thorne And Kendall Jenner Are Marilyn Monroe Now For Some Reason
Bella Thorne And Kendall Jenner Are Marilyn Monroe Now For Some Reason

 

Because basics love Marilyn Monroe, Bella Thorne and Kendall Jenner both posed at Marilyn Monroe. They didn’t pose together to make one Marilyn Monroe with like 40 pounds left over, they posed separately.

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Kendall Jenner Is Somehow Still Modeling
Kendall Jenner Is Somehow Still Modeling

 

I really have no idea why Kendall Jenner is still walking runways in her room much less Paris, but I remember the 90s. Kendall Jenner looks like those models from the 90s if they were 80% less attractive. Maybe Kris Jenner learned from her last three and made the last two so they would appeal to NBA player and rappers as well as tech billionaires. Not sure if this is racist, but Kylie Jenner‘s Extreme Makeover wasn’t meant for a dude at Harvard who developed an app.

 

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Kendall Jenner Wore Pasties

The word “pasties” is kinda weird and sucks all the joy I might have had out of this post, but yeah, Kendall Jenner wore pasties, in Paris because they’re cool with that kinda stuff over there unlike here. I understand Kris Jenner probably picked this outfit out and told the paparazzi where to be, but that’s ok because that’s the kinda stuff we’re cool with over here.

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Kylie Jenner And Kendall Jenner Did The 2017 Golden Globes For Some Reason
Kylie Jenner And Kendall Jenner Did The 2017 Golden Globes For Some Reason

 

I guess because their mom was at the Golden Globes, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner were also at the Golden Globes. Kylie dressed like you’d expect, and Kendall stood like you’d expect because of her modeling DVDs. All I can really say is that it’s 2017 and we should really start trying to find a way to put Kendall’s head on Kylie’s body so this family can create something that would contribute to society and allow Kris to maximize profits.

 

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Kendall Jenner Got Ass Ink
Kendall Jenner Got Ass Ink

 

Kendall Jenner is still successfully tricking people into believing she’s a model instead of a chick with a large social media following that brands can leverage if they let her play dress up. This time it’s with V Magazine. Apparently the gay dude there think tats on girls are the next big thing. Let’s hope. We’ve never really seen women with tattoos before. This guy is really pushing the envelope here.

 

 

 

#FBF the time Kendall Jenner did the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show:

 

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Let’s Catch Up On The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Shall We?
Let’s Catch Up On The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Shall We?

 

The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar started on December 1st. Do the math. There’s six videos below.

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Kendall Jenner Did The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show For Some Reason
Kendall Jenner Did The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show For Some Reason

 

I’ll never really understand it, but Kendall Jenner walked in the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. She looks like what Kris Jenner thinks she looks like in the mirror. The only thing really going for Kendall is that she doesn’t look like Khloe. Imagine having to walk around being that.

 

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The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Tapes Tonight

Like I said, the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show tapes tonight in Paris. So all that means is that I’ll have a shitload of pics from the show up tomorrow. There’s supposedly 51 models this time. Hopefully they put Kendall Jenner in the back. Like, Gigi Hadid I kinda get, but Kendall looks like she’s there because of Make-A-Wish.

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Kendall Jenner Has A Dumb Name For Her Friends
Kendall Jenner Has A Dumb Name For Her Friends


The Kardashians/Jenners are by and large a societal failure, so that’s why Kendall Jenner is on the cover of magazines like Allure where her excruciating banality is allowed to kill trees. Like this bullshit. 

It also helps to have an inner circle of glamorous, social-media-savvy friends, including models Gigi Hadid, Cara Delevingne, and Baldwin, with whom Jenner got matching broken-heart tattoos. “This is going to sound really, really lame, but we all call ourselves the Super Natural Friend Group because we all have such cool individual lives and we’ve been dreaming about them since we were so young,” says Jenner, who’s fiercely loyal to her coterie. 

Christ. I won’t even comment that “Super Natural Friend Group” sounds like a Disney channel show about junior high kids investigating ghosts with no help from the skeptical town sheriff and their busy parents, but no mention of Taylor Swift? You just got yourself a track on her new album, Kendall. 


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