Here’s Some People Who Went To Coachella

I'm almost positive the tweakers at Coachella crashed Instagram this weekend leaving girls who took pictures of their thighs at the pool to be so done over having to wait to post them. So, if you haven't seen enough Coachella pics yet, hey, here's some more. Wow! How exciting!

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Kendall Jenner Seems Very Relaxed
Kendall Jenner Seems Very Relaxed

 

Kendall Jenner doesn't rally have much of an ass or boobs, and at this angle it looks like she just spent about $40 at Taco Bell then swung by Zaxby's, but hey, it's a chick in a bikini. I know that's what you all came to see. My horrific grammar is a

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Kendall And Kylie Jenner Are On The Cover Of Vogue
Kendall And Kylie Jenner Are On The Cover Of Vogue

 

Since everybody else is making fun of it, Kylie and Kendall Jenner took their turn by posting this pic on Twitter to, you know, make fun of Kim and Kanye's Vogue cover. This is some really bad Photoshop. They really should have consulted with Kim on this. She would have never stood for this quality of work. Her Photoshop game is too strong.

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Who Wants To See Kendall Jenner’s Nipples?

Kendall Jenner was playing with dolls and drinking from a sippy cup like three years ago, but here she is walking the runway at Marc Jacobs during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. And those are her nipples. I assume people think this might be hot, but all I see is a chick who still probably holds her nose when she takes a shot. I can't get down with that. I mean, I guess I can understand why this happened. Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney are all old now and can't get the attention they used to. This is probably the only way Kris Jenner can achieve orgasm.

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Kendall Jenner Is In On The Buttstagram Conspiracy Now
Kendall Jenner Is In On The Buttstagram Conspiracy Now

 

Kendall Jenner posted this on Instagram with the caption "barging in on Kim's booty selfie", and while Woody Allen is too busy being distracted by Kendall's 18-year old, hypersexualized ass sticking in the air, I'm more concerned about who this "Kim" she's talking about. Because if she's talking about her sister, either Kim's ass was amputated recently or is being used my Eskimos. A more likely scenario is, of course, Photoshop. Because we all know how Kim Kardashian likes to take pictures where you can't see or face and kinda can make out her ass. But if you disagree, you're obviously just a hater who hates women's bodies. Take it away, Kim.

Preach! LOL thank you! It sucks when people make up surgery or photoshop lies when I am so disciplined & work so hard! Just trying to motivate others & show anyone struggling with weight they can totally achieve whatever they want if they are dedicated! RT @drea62821: @KimKardashian Stop #hating people! Why is it so hard to believe she works out hard for her body? Let her be skinny in peace!You look great!

Yes. That's it. Hard work. Because if Kim Kardashian is known for anything, it's her tireless work ethic and selfless example to women with body issues. I would punch the computer screen right now but I just got a manicure.

 

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Kendall Jenner Is Banging Harry Styles

Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner went out to dinner last week then he spent the night with her at Bruce Jenner's beach house leading many media outlets to speculate that the pair are dating. Let me clear this up, they are not dating. They're bonin'. Happy Monday.  Daily Mail reports:

They have been touted as the celebrity world's hottest new young couple since they were spotted enjoying a cosy dinner date last week. And it would appear that Harry Styles has already secured a welcome nod of approval from Kendall Jenner's Olympian father, Bruce.  The One Direction heartthrob was spotted tucking into a pot of yoghurt and a cup of coffee in Malibu, California, after reportedly spending the night at the former athlete's beach house…The young couple reportedly struck up a close friendship when they met at The X Factor USA studio while One Direction recorded their performance for last week's show.

And to tell you all you really need to know, Kendall Jenner was asked about Styles last night and said they were "friends".

Speaking to E!'s Giuliana Rancic on the red carpet, she said: 'We're friends. He's cool, yeah, he's cool. You go out with one person, you're automatically dating them.'

If a chick says a guy is her friend, she has either banged him previously, is currently texting him when she's drunk for him to bang her, is banging him at this moment, or will bang him eventually in the near future. And if she has no interest in banging him, it's only a matter of time when she stops being his friend because he just tried to bang her. Those are your only options. So the people saying that they are dating really need to open their eyes. I hate to be the one to raise my hand in the class here, but Harry Styles is white.

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Kendall Jenner Is Already Posing Topless
Kendall Jenner Is Already Posing Topless

 

Welp, that didn't take long, guys. Kendall Jenner is already posing topless. You can see the NSFW version here, or you can wait until she makes a sex tape with Jennifer Hudson's little brother or whatever the Brandy/Ray J equivalent is. Janelle Monae's little brother? To be honest, there's lots of possibilities here.

 

pic source = Instagram

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Kendall Jenner Is 18 Now
Kendall Jenner Is 18 Now

 

People are going apeshit since Kendall Jenner turned 18 over the weekend (she's already getting porn offers), but I'm just cool that I can now officially call her the hottest Kardashian. I mean, have you seen Khloe and Kylie? You have right? What's up with that? At least Khloe lost weight since campers couldn't feed her during that whole government shutdown thing.

 

pic source = Instagram

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Kendall Jenner Got Plastic Surgery Already
Kendall Jenner Got Plastic Surgery Already

 

Kendall Jenner hasn't even turned 18 yet, but since Kris Jenner buys plastic surgery in bulk, Kendall appears to have a new set of lips. At first I though this was Kim, but this was posted on Kendall's Instagram and Kim is a blonde now, this procedure must have been thrown in for free with Bruce Jenner's sex change.

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