Kendall Jenner Is Somehow Still Modeling
Kendall Jenner Is Somehow Still Modeling

 

I really have no idea why Kendall Jenner is still walking runways in her room much less Paris, but I remember the 90s. Kendall Jenner looks like those models from the 90s if they were 80% less attractive. Maybe Kris Jenner learned from her last three and made the last two so they would appeal to NBA player and rappers as well as tech billionaires. Not sure if this is racist, but Kylie Jenner‘s Extreme Makeover wasn’t meant for a dude at Harvard who developed an app.

 

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Kendall Jenner Wore Pasties

The word “pasties” is kinda weird and sucks all the joy I might have had out of this post, but yeah, Kendall Jenner wore pasties, in Paris because they’re cool with that kinda stuff over there unlike here. I understand Kris Jenner probably picked this outfit out and told the paparazzi where to be, but that’s ok because that’s the kinda stuff we’re cool with over here.

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Kylie Jenner And Kendall Jenner Did The 2017 Golden Globes For Some Reason
Kylie Jenner And Kendall Jenner Did The 2017 Golden Globes For Some Reason

 

I guess because their mom was at the Golden Globes, Kylie Jenner and Kendall Jenner were also at the Golden Globes. Kylie dressed like you’d expect, and Kendall stood like you’d expect because of her modeling DVDs. All I can really say is that it’s 2017 and we should really start trying to find a way to put Kendall’s head on Kylie’s body so this family can create something that would contribute to society and allow Kris to maximize profits.

 

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Kendall Jenner Got Ass Ink
Kendall Jenner Got Ass Ink

 

Kendall Jenner is still successfully tricking people into believing she’s a model instead of a chick with a large social media following that brands can leverage if they let her play dress up. This time it’s with V Magazine. Apparently the gay dude there think tats on girls are the next big thing. Let’s hope. We’ve never really seen women with tattoos before. This guy is really pushing the envelope here.

 

 

 

#FBF the time Kendall Jenner did the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show:

 

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Let’s Catch Up On The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Shall We?
Let’s Catch Up On The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Shall We?

 

The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar started on December 1st. Do the math. There’s six videos below.

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Kendall Jenner Did The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show For Some Reason
Kendall Jenner Did The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show For Some Reason

 

I’ll never really understand it, but Kendall Jenner walked in the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. She looks like what Kris Jenner thinks she looks like in the mirror. The only thing really going for Kendall is that she doesn’t look like Khloe. Imagine having to walk around being that.

 

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The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Tapes Tonight

Like I said, the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show tapes tonight in Paris. So all that means is that I’ll have a shitload of pics from the show up tomorrow. There’s supposedly 51 models this time. Hopefully they put Kendall Jenner in the back. Like, Gigi Hadid I kinda get, but Kendall looks like she’s there because of Make-A-Wish.

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Kendall Jenner Has A Dumb Name For Her Friends
Kendall Jenner Has A Dumb Name For Her Friends


The Kardashians/Jenners are by and large a societal failure, so that’s why Kendall Jenner is on the cover of magazines like Allure where her excruciating banality is allowed to kill trees. Like this bullshit. 

It also helps to have an inner circle of glamorous, social-media-savvy friends, including models Gigi Hadid, Cara Delevingne, and Baldwin, with whom Jenner got matching broken-heart tattoos. “This is going to sound really, really lame, but we all call ourselves the Super Natural Friend Group because we all have such cool individual lives and we’ve been dreaming about them since we were so young,” says Jenner, who’s fiercely loyal to her coterie. 

Christ. I won’t even comment that “Super Natural Friend Group” sounds like a Disney channel show about junior high kids investigating ghosts with no help from the skeptical town sheriff and their busy parents, but no mention of Taylor Swift? You just got yourself a track on her new album, Kendall. 


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Kendall Jenner Is Still At Cannes & Links

Charlotte McKinney bent over in front a camera  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Not sure how Eiza Gonzalez didn’t wardrobe malfunction  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Ariana Grande doing what Ariana Grande does  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Blac Chyna looks to be wearing a cape on her ass  [  The Superficial   ]

Bella Thorne‘s ass tho  [  Popoholic  ]

Russell Brand got somebody pregnant  [  Dlisted   ]

Cheryl Cole moves fast  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Heidi Klum is see through   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

24 most manipulative moments in reality tv history  [ Reality Tea  ]

Kendall Jenner at the VS Fashion Show  [ IDLYITW ]

 

 

 

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Kendall Jenner Wore This For Ice Cream

Kendall Jenner is pretty much Kris Jenner’s last and only hope to retain her pimp privileges unless she can talk Kanye into designing a North West Signature Bikini Collection, but until then, Kendall has to wear this type of dress to a party for company that makes ice cream. Not sure if Rob was outside in the car being a good boy because he knows he gets to sniff her hands. 

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