Let’s Catch Up On The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Shall We?
Let’s Catch Up On The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar, Shall We?

 

The 2016 LOVE Advent Calendar started on December 1st. Do the math. There’s six videos below.

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Kendall Jenner Did The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show For Some Reason
Kendall Jenner Did The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show For Some Reason

 

I’ll never really understand it, but Kendall Jenner walked in the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. She looks like what Kris Jenner thinks she looks like in the mirror. The only thing really going for Kendall is that she doesn’t look like Khloe. Imagine having to walk around being that.

 

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The 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Tapes Tonight

Like I said, the 2016 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show tapes tonight in Paris. So all that means is that I’ll have a shitload of pics from the show up tomorrow. There’s supposedly 51 models this time. Hopefully they put Kendall Jenner in the back. Like, Gigi Hadid I kinda get, but Kendall looks like she’s there because of Make-A-Wish.

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Kendall Jenner Has A Dumb Name For Her Friends
Kendall Jenner Has A Dumb Name For Her Friends


The Kardashians/Jenners are by and large a societal failure, so that’s why Kendall Jenner is on the cover of magazines like Allure where her excruciating banality is allowed to kill trees. Like this bullshit. 

It also helps to have an inner circle of glamorous, social-media-savvy friends, including models Gigi Hadid, Cara Delevingne, and Baldwin, with whom Jenner got matching broken-heart tattoos. “This is going to sound really, really lame, but we all call ourselves the Super Natural Friend Group because we all have such cool individual lives and we’ve been dreaming about them since we were so young,” says Jenner, who’s fiercely loyal to her coterie. 

Christ. I won’t even comment that “Super Natural Friend Group” sounds like a Disney channel show about junior high kids investigating ghosts with no help from the skeptical town sheriff and their busy parents, but no mention of Taylor Swift? You just got yourself a track on her new album, Kendall. 


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Kendall Jenner Is Still At Cannes & Links

Charlotte McKinney bent over in front a camera  (NSFW)   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Not sure how Eiza Gonzalez didn’t wardrobe malfunction  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Ariana Grande doing what Ariana Grande does  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Blac Chyna looks to be wearing a cape on her ass  [  The Superficial   ]

Bella Thorne‘s ass tho  [  Popoholic  ]

Russell Brand got somebody pregnant  [  Dlisted   ]

Cheryl Cole moves fast  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Heidi Klum is see through   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

24 most manipulative moments in reality tv history  [ Reality Tea  ]

Kendall Jenner at the VS Fashion Show  [ IDLYITW ]

 

 

 

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Kendall Jenner Wore This For Ice Cream

Kendall Jenner is pretty much Kris Jenner’s last and only hope to retain her pimp privileges unless she can talk Kanye into designing a North West Signature Bikini Collection, but until then, Kendall has to wear this type of dress to a party for company that makes ice cream. Not sure if Rob was outside in the car being a good boy because he knows he gets to sniff her hands. 

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Kendall Jenner Went To The 2016 MTV Movie Awards & Links

There’s a camera over there, Bella Thorne  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

40 pics of Bella Thorne in a bikini. Happy Monday.  [  The Superficial   ]

Rita Ora doesn’t need a bra   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Also, Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini   [  Popoholic  ]

Hey there, Shay Mitchell   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Hilary Duff has an ass shelf   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

American Idol runner up La’Porsha Renae isn’t down with the gays   [  Dlisted   ]

Halsey wore this to the 2016 MTV Movie Awards  [  Moe Jackson  ]

WWE wrestler Summer Rae at the beach   [  The Blemish   ]

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Kendall Jenner Is Wax & Links

More Joanna Krupa topless on a yacht   ( NSFW )   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

The greatest video I’ve ever seen  [  PopSugar Celebrity  ]

Bristol Palin guessed her baby daddy right   [   The Superficial   ]

Here’s the new Swayze in the Dirty Dancing TV remake  [  Dlisted   ]

AnnaLynne McCord is wet  ( NSFW )   [  The Nip Slip   ]

Kaley Cuoco wore these shorts  [  Popoholic  ]

Shay Mitchell on a boat  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Hey there, Kimberly Garner  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Jenna Dewan wore this dress  [  Moe Jackson  ]

I think she got overcharged for her face  [  Reality Tea  ]

Kendall Jenner is NSFW  [  IDLYITW  ]

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Kanye West’s Album Has A New Name
Kanye West’s Album Has A New Name


Apparently “Swish” wasn’t the greatest album name of all time, because Kanye West has changed it 15 days before its release.




Pretty weird for him to change it this close to the release. Not sure what happened. Maybe Nike or Steph Curry sent him a cease and desist.


Je**ers In Paris:


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Kris Jenner Is Satan
Kris Jenner Is Satan


It’s easy to write that headline when I can pretty much hop on my laptop and have options. Like Kris Jenner “convincing” Rob Kardashian to get gastric bypass surgery. Or  forcing Harry Styles to be on KUWTK if he wants to keep banging Kendall Jenner. Like, I could sit down, Google “Kris Jenner” on basically any given day and make this a daily thing. But I love you too much for that. So, I’m just gonna stick with this one. 

Momager extraordinaire Kris Jenner was a guest on the most recent episode of Bachelor Live and fielded a fan question about which of her daughters, if single, she’d see as being most likely to start handing out roses. “It would be, ‘Who could I talk into it?'” Kris said. “I would say one of the younger ones, but Kendall wouldn’t go for it. I could talk them into it though.”

I’ll pause for a sec to let the hate flow through you. Say what you want about a dude named Tyga and what he does in his free time, but as of right now, Kylie Jenner has a boyfriend. Kim finally got married off and has successfully allowed Kris Lannister to join houses with Kanye West. Kourtney is 36 with three kids, but posts pictures of her naked ass on Instagram, because Kris Jenner needs to keep her Klout score up. I don’t know what Khloe’s doing. Probably doing extra work on Skull Island. And if you’ve spent any time in LA with people who have lived there for years, it’s pretty much common knowledge that Kris Jenner forced Kim Kardashian to make a sex tape. The way it came out and eventually released is pretty much the standard template now. To be fair, Kris Jenner does have a better business model than Chipotle. Maybe Rob can help them out. It wouldn’t hurt that dude to throw up once in a while.


To be honest, I’m not sure if I would give this a rose. I’d give it something else though probably if you get my meaning hey now!


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