I thought I was done with celebrities pretending to be free spirit hippies documenting how free spirit and hippie they are with their smartphones at a corporate-sponsored music festival, but Kelly Brook wore this to Coachella, and her gigantic breasts told me I had to post about it again. Actually they told my penis. I was asleep and didn’t even know this happened. My penis usually just adds things to my calendar that he wants me to address.
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Kelly Brook went to the grocery store yesterday, and I guess she bought twenty pounds of kale and quinoa, because goddamn. My penis would get five feet away from this and bust through her cervix like ISIS. lol jk my penis is really small and requires a pump.
The other day we saw Kelly Brook shopping for bras, and today we see her grocery shopping. Basically, I’ll post any Kelly Brook pictures that I see. WENN could have pictures labeled, “Kelly Brook beheads bus of school children at Trader Joe’s in West Hollywood”, and I’d download the pics and kinda just crop around it.
Kelly Brook probably can’t buy bras in a normal store like you girls with small boobs (why go on living?), so she has to go shopping at the Victoria’s Secret where they carry 34E. This one is in West Hollywood, so it’s probably the safest place for a woman in LA, because all the men are outside couple skating in cut off jean shorts.
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I was going to write about Kathy Griffin and the new Star Wars spin-off movie that was just announced, but then I realized I would have to download Kathy Griffin pictures and talk about Star Wars. I didn’t feel comfortable with that. So I downloaded these pictures of Kelly Brook wearing tight jeans and looking like a shampoo commercial instead. I don’t know about you, but I feel much better about this decision. I also feel better about my decision to to have hibachi chicken for lunch today. Good stuff, good stuff.
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