Kelly Brook Went To A Gym (?)

 

WENN has these pictures labeled as “Kelly Brook and fiancĂ© David McIntosh leave a gym in West Hollywood after a workout”. I don’t want to argue that, but I hope her membership is at Planet Fitness. Because I wouldn’t pay more than $10 a month to look like I got overly comfortable in a relationship.

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Kelly Brook Is Helping Me Out
Kelly Brook Is Helping Me Out

 

Look, it's the week before July 4th, so every post I put up is gonna boring. Not to be confused with the week after July 4th when it's gonna be a bikini bukkake party. So to help this process along, here's some more of Kelly Brook's Instagram. She's British, so obviously she doesn't celebrate the day a bunch of white dudes in wigs and capris formed a country on top of a country that was already here. She also has an enormous rack, and that's something we can all celebrate regardless of political or relgious affiliation.

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Kelly Brook Still Has A Nice Instagram
Kelly Brook Still Has A Nice Instagram

 

I'd like to think of myself as an ass man, but then I remember Kelly Brook exists. Women have to struggle making less money for doing the same job as men, while us men have to decide if her ass or tits are worth the raise. The eternal struggle is real.

 

"Well, it's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's like a Muslim/Jewish thing but with tits and ass."

 

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Kelly Brook Is Fun
Kelly Brook Is Fun

 

My love for Kelly Brook could probably power a small-to-medium sized town, and if I hear her talk, then I could probably do a large city, but enough about that. Short story: Kelly Brook has an Instagram and mostly just posts stuff like this all day. Because if you had a body like this, you probably would too. Those Marilyn Monroe quotes you post now kinda make you sound like an idiot. She had three husbands and gangbangs with married guys in the White House. Sure, tell me about her thoughts on love.

 

Kelly Brook Instagram

 

 

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Kelly Brook Is In A Bikini, Has A New Boyfriend

Here's Kelly Brook in a bikini in Miami with her new boyfriend David King. He calls himself "King David". Kelly Brook was single because her last boyfriend cheated on her, so it's good to see she's moved on with a guy who looks like he would never cheat. Also, boobs. Lots of boobs in this post.

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Kelly Brook Says Good Morning, Links
Kelly Brook Says Good Morning, Links

 

AWKWARD MESS [Dlisted]

An open letter to Nicki Minaj [Fishwrapper]

Addison Timlin forgot her bra (NSFW)  [Taxi Driver Movie]

Katy Perry fingerbanged Anna Kendrick [The Superficial]

Nina Agdal did Terry Richardson [Hollywood Tuna]

Vanessa Hudgens in yoga pants [Popoholic]

Sienna Miller did Esquire [Drunken Stepfather]

Justin Bieber hotboxed a mansion, fined $5,000 [TMZ] Rihanna wore New Balances with a fur coat [Moe Jackson]

Nic Cage is starring in a reboot of a Kirk Cameron movie [Film Drunk]

Kate Upton in Cosmo Spain [Celebslam]

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Good Lord, Kelly Brook

 

The National Television Awards were in London last night, so I guess that was a good enough reason for Kelly Brook to wear this dress with her rack hanging out and her nipples clearly visible to everyone. Sources say they had to stop the red crapet arrivals for 20 minutes to put down a tarp and discreetly place baby wipe dispensers around the arena. "Ohhh, ooohhh, ohhhh…shhhh, don't touch it, Don't touch it," a bystander was quoted as saying.

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Jeremy Piven Is Sexing Kelly Brook
Jeremy Piven Is Sexing Kelly Brook

 

In what might be the most depressing thing you'll read all day, Jeremy Piven is now banging Kelly Brook. You can see the pics here, or you can just stab yourself in the thigh at your desk right now. You'll pretty much get the same result.

 

pic source = Instagram

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A Moment With Kelly Brook
A Moment With Kelly Brook

 

Did you see that one that one on the news? And did you read about that other thing?! Man, the world is crazy. So here's Kelly Brook and her gigantic rack sitting on a couch to help you through all that. I am only on man, but I do what I can.

 

pic source = Instagram

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