I just went through every Kelly Brook gallery we have here on the site. Here’s like .000017% of them. Enjoy.
Max von Sydow will be on S6 of Game of Thrones. Someone please hold me.
Scott Walker got trolled so hard he enrolled in college
The Duggars are broke and begging fans to buy their shitty t-shirts
Two people got shot and died at OVOFest. These two people were not Drake and Meek Mill
Beyonce dropped $312K on a pair of shoes
Here’s a video of a cop and a baby skunk with its head stuck in a yogurt cup
Allure Magazine ran an Afro-style tutorial. They used a white model.
Kentucky cops handcuff 8-year olds with disabilities now
I thought I was done with celebrities pretending to be free spirit hippies documenting how free spirit and hippie they are with their smartphones at a corporate-sponsored music festival, but Kelly Brook wore this to Coachella, and her gigantic breasts told me I had to post about it again. Actually they told my penis. I was asleep and didn’t even know this happened. My penis usually just adds things to my calendar that he wants me to address.
Jessica Alba looks cold in her bikini (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie
Leonardo DiCaprio is doing this Dlisted
Paula Labaredas wished you a Happy Easter The Superficial
Frederikke Winther is perfection Hollywood Tuna
January Jones is topless Drunken Stepfather
Keeley Hazell is busting out of her bikini Popoholic
112 pictures Jessica Alba in a bikini Celebslam
Kelly Brook went to the grocery store yesterday, and I guess she bought twenty pounds of kale and quinoa, because goddamn. My penis would get five feet away from this and bust through her cervix like ISIS. lol jk my penis is really small and requires a pump.
The other day we saw Kelly Brook shopping for bras, and today we see her grocery shopping. Basically, I’ll post any Kelly Brook pictures that I see. WENN could have pictures labeled, “Kelly Brook beheads bus of school children at Trader Joe’s in West Hollywood”, and I’d download the pics and kinda just crop around it.
Kelly Brook probably can’t buy bras in a normal store like you girls with small boobs (why go on living?), so she has to go shopping at the Victoria’s Secret where they carry 34E. This one is in West Hollywood, so it’s probably the safest place for a woman in LA, because all the men are outside couple skating in cut off jean shorts.
Azealia Banks’ Playboy pics got released early (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie
Wanna watch Randy and Eva Quaid’s sex tapes? Dlisted
Clint Eastwood says American Sniper is anit-war. He’s obvs a libtard faggot The Superficial
Metisha Schaefer has a nice booty Hollywood Tuna
Terry Richardson wants you to see a “natural woman” (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Amanda Seyfried is hot as hell Popoholic
Your daily reminder that Kim Kardashian’s ass is fake Celebslam
I was going to write about Kathy Griffin and the new Star Wars spin-off movie that was just announced, but then I realized I would have to download Kathy Griffin pictures and talk about Star Wars. I didn’t feel comfortable with that. So I downloaded these pictures of Kelly Brook wearing tight jeans and looking like a shampoo commercial instead. I don’t know about you, but I feel much better about this decision. I also feel better about my decision to to have hibachi chicken for lunch today. Good stuff, good stuff.
Lucy Hale doesn’t need a bra (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie
Sony will make Ghostbusters movies until you’re sick of them Dlisted
No justice for Jessie Nizeweitz’s vagina (NSFW) The Superficial
Amy Childs is protecting your freedom Hollywood Tuna
Stella Hudgens is your new Instagram queen Drunken Stepfather
Uhhh..what’s up with Selena Gomez? Popoholic
Gigi Hadid is good at her job Celebslam