Kelly Brook has been on this site longer than I’ve been here, so let’s not be surprised that her 2017 Calendar didn’t come out until 2020 because all the Photoshop this must have taken, but she made a calendar last year, and I’ll guess she’ll keep making calendars until somebody tells her people don’t use wall calendars anymore. Donald Trump would have definitely groped this back in the day, and we’d probably would’ve all understood, but now? Not so much. God bless her anyway.
There’s a lot of scary shit going on in the world this week. The
deadly truck crash terrorist attack in Nice, France last night. The Ariel Winter pics yesterday. Lots of ugliness in the world. Today is no different, my friends, because these are pictures of Kelly Brook in wearing a swimsuit in Italy. This Kelly Brook. My God. Like, either this is the happiest relationship she’s ever been in while her boyfriend just goes along with it and suffers in silence and tries to apply an Instagram filter to his mind’s eye, or Italy is about to announce a pasta shortage and that several disemboweled deer have been found within a certain radius of their hotel.
Sadly, these Kylie Jenner pics have far exceeded my ability to generate revenue to buy them, so here’s Kelly Brook going to a London restaurant. Also sadly, she does that a lot now. RIP. This is how I wish to remember her. In lieu of flowers, please write your congressman to request that no Johnny Depp and Amber Heard stuff happens over the weekend. God bless. Type “amen”.
Tila Tequila would make the world a better place by simply not existing [ The Superficial ]
Hannah Ferguson in a bikini [ DrunkenStepfather ]
This bikini can’t contain Samantha Hoopes [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Jessica Biel‘s casual hotness [ Popoholic ]
All the your favorite reality TV stars’ Snapchats/selfies [ Reality Tea ]
Kate Moss got injured on a pile of white stuff that wasn’t cocaine [ Dlisted ]
Kristen Stewart wearing the shortest shorts in her drawer ( NSFW site ) [ The Nip Slip ]
Jessica Lowndes wore this to Chateau Mormont [ Moe Jackson ]
Charli XCX seems totally fine here [ Celebslam ]
Here’s a video of Bernie Sanders getting arrested [ Death And Taxes ]
Old Kelly Brook bikini pics, anyone? Why not. Today’s Monday. You deserve it. (Oh, and let’s not forget this.)
The first footage from Wonder Woman is here, badass [ Dlisted ]
Close your legs, Kristen Dunst. There’s a camera pointed at your vagina [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Noted child molester R Kelly defended noted rapist Bill Cosby [ The Superficial ]
I’m glad Disney told Demi Lovato to fix her teeth [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ass in a bikini should drop sales of her cookbook [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Brazilian model Liziane Gutierrez just casually changing at the beach (NSFW) [ The Nip Slip ]
Kim Kardashian is getting paid to tell you how to lose weight now [ Reality Tea ]
At least two white people love Jamie Foxx now [ Cele|bitchy ]
I have no idea who told Gigi Hadid to wear this dress [ Moe Jackson ]
Ronda Rousey had some thing to say [ The Blemish ]
You can’t do a Kelly Brook post with just one pic:
It’s officially December 19th, but it appears Christmas came early if you’re into Kelly Brook and wall calendars. If you’re not into wall calendars but are into Kelly Brook, I guess you can get the same experience here, but in like 5-10 minutes. People whp use wall calendars will be amazed that you already know what December 2016 looks like!
#FBF Kelly Brook [ IDLYITW ]
Rita Ora is see through (NSFW) [ Taxi Driver Movie ]
Tom Cruise is coming for Leah Remini [ Dlisted ]
Jessa Duggar just got banished [ The Superficial ]
Elisa Meliani got topless for Treats Magazine (NSFW) [ The Nip Slip ]
Amber Heard in Marie Claire [ DrunkenStepfather ]
Selena Gomez in leather pants [ Popoholic ]
A Kelsey Van Mook picture moment [ Hollywood Tuna ]
Malena Costa in a bikini [ Moe Jackson ]
Backstage at 2015 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show [ The Blemish ]
Marina Theiss in lingerie [ Celebslam ]
Andy Serkis talks all about his character in Star Wars: The Force Awakens [ Egotastic ]
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2016 dropped a teaser:
I just went through every Kelly Brook gallery we have here on the site. Here’s like .000017% of them. Enjoy.
Max von Sydow will be on S6 of Game of Thrones. Someone please hold me.
Scott Walker got trolled so hard he enrolled in college
The Duggars are broke and begging fans to buy their shitty t-shirts
Two people got shot and died at OVOFest. These two people were not Drake and Meek Mill
Beyonce dropped $312K on a pair of shoes
Here’s a video of a cop and a baby skunk with its head stuck in a yogurt cup
Allure Magazine ran an Afro-style tutorial. They used a white model.
Kentucky cops handcuff 8-year olds with disabilities now
I thought I was done with celebrities pretending to be free spirit hippies documenting how free spirit and hippie they are with their smartphones at a corporate-sponsored music festival, but Kelly Brook wore this to Coachella, and her gigantic breasts told me I had to post about it again. Actually they told my penis. I was asleep and didn’t even know this happened. My penis usually just adds things to my calendar that he wants me to address.