The 47th Annual CMA Awards Were Last Night

Country music is dumb, but enough people listen to it so they have their own awards show, so the hillbilly Source Awards were last night. Specifically, the 47th Annual CMA Awards. I only know three people who were there, so here's Carrie Underwood (legs), Kellie Pickler (rack), and Taylor Swift (cold, dead vagina). Based on these pictures, the entire should have been a live feed of Carrie's legs doing various things. Great show, everybody.

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Kellie Pickler Is In A Bikini, Links
Kellie Pickler Is In A Bikini, Links


Eminem Trolls A College Football Halftime Show [Dlisted]

Zach Galifianakis Is Somebody's Dad Now, Surprise! [Fishwrapper]

Pixie Lott Gives Us a Peek at her Boobie Tape (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Jack Nicholson Didn’t Retire [The Superficial]

Lucy Mecklenburgh Does FHM Magazine Good [Hollywood Tuna]

Jessica Alba Drops Some Stylish Cleavage For New York Fashion Week [Popoholic]

Ireland Baldwin is hilarious (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Pippi Longstocking's sex tape is one step closer to coming into your home [TMZ]

Miley Cyrus is supposedly collaborating with Kanye West [Lainey Gossip

Note to Harvey Weinstein: Do not mess with Tilda Swinton. Ever. [Celebitchy]

Leanna Decker Bikini Pics! This Time Time With Extra Booty [Moe Jackson]

Lady Gaga’s bodyguard was tazed to death [Film Drunk]

Hugh Hefner rollin' hard at Disneyland [Celebslam]

To Celebrate Her Engagement, The Hottest Pictures Of Scarlett Johansson [COED Magazine]

Will Smith May Do an ‘Independence Day’ Sequel [The Blemish]

Elizabeth Olsen Loves Teamwork, Hates Actors’ Bullshit [Evil Beet Gossip]

First Trailer for RoboCop [Crave Online]

Lady Gaga gets masked [Popbytes]

Get Revenge [MyEx]


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Country Music Looks Good

The 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards was last night, and I really need to make it there one year. Not because I like songs about domestic violence and broken dreams, but because it’s probably the best award show if you’re looking for the greatest concentration of hot, skinny white chicks. I tried the American Latin Music Awards one time, and before I got in, some latin guy came up to me and stuck out his hand and said “Hola”. Then I just threw him my wallet and my keys at him and then hid behind a trash can. What does “Hola” mean?!! Is that some kind of gang slang?! Oh God, somebody help! Help!!!

Taylor Swift and Kellie Pickler:

Marisa Miller, Julianne Hough, Kaley Cuoco:

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