Katy Perry Got Break Up Hair

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up, and Katy Perry is cliche enough to get cut all her hair off after a break up. So here’s her new hair that her gay stylist talked her into after seeing pictures of Scarlett Johansson. Now her music and hair suck.  Please enjoy.

 

I WASNT READY TILL NOW

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Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom On Are A Break If You Believe That Kinda Thing
Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom On Are A Break If You Believe That Kinda Thing

 

Hey, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom haven’t taken a break from their year long relationship. That means they broke up and feel the need to publicly drag this out.

“Before rumors or falsifications get out of hand, we can confirm that Orlando and Katy are taking respectful, loving space at this time,” a statement to PEOPLE from both of their reps reads. The couple dated for a little over a year.

Man, glad they cleared that up before “rumors or falsifications get out of hand. Unlike Orlando Bloom’s penis that was probably in the hand of this chick at a pre-Oscars party. Just to warn you, that chick isn’t Katy Perry. I can’t speculate on Orlando Bloom’s game, but he banged Selena Gomez and got this pregnant. Katy Perry is 32, kind of annoying,  and looks like her left eye is finally gonna melt off after years of teasing us. A year with Orlando probably exceeded Taylor Swift’s voodoo doll’s expectations. Eh, there’s always John Mayer or a DJ.

 

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Katy Perry’s Live Mic Of Her Grammy Performance Has Been Leaked
Katy Perry’s Live Mic Of Her Grammy Performance Has Been Leaked

 

My apologies for hitting you with two Katy Perry posts today, but the live mic feed of her Grammy performance has been leaked to YouTube. While nothing will every be as horrific as this, but you know when Katy asks “are we tone deaf?” in her new song? Yeah. Sounds like it.

 

 

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Katy Perry’s “Chained To The Rhythm” Video Hates America
Katy Perry’s “Chained To The Rhythm” Video Hates America

 

Stop me if you’ve heard this before: a couple escape a socialist/communist hellscape, migrate to America, start a business, put their kids through college, then their kids tweet “ugh America is the worst” on their iPhones. Tale as old as time. Luckily, Katy Perry‘s video for “Chained To The Rhythm” wants you to STAY WOKE. You’re all slaves!!!! America sucks, but it’s a fun amusement park where one day a black guy will pop out of a screen to share a Slate article with you and change your whole world view so much that you have to make a music video or something like that.

 

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Katy Perry Brought Them Out For The Grammys
Katy Perry Brought Them Out For The Grammys

 

Katy Perry finally remembered she was Katy Perry last night at the Grammys after parties because she had her rack out. This almost almost makes up for what she wore to the actual Grammys and her new song she performed at the Grammys. The song still sucks even when she’s singing behind a fence. You can’t even see her boobs when she stands behind a fence. That’s dumb.

 

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Katy Perry’s New Song Is Exactly What You’d Expect From Katy Perry
Katy Perry’s New Song Is Exactly What You’d Expect From Katy Perry

 

If you were expecting something groundbreaking from Katy Perry‘s new song “Chained To The Rhythm”, sorry. Like most of her shit, it’s a song trying to be deep that she wrote with a cliche randomizer and a hook that’s garbage. To make it worse, the video actually has the lyrics on the screen but doesn’t have Katy Perry’s tits to distract you. Not sure who made that call. Probably somebody who hates Katy Perry. I’m not even sure why Taylor Swift is even in a feud with this chick. Taylor could write a better song even if a dude loved her back.

 

Katy Perry Chained To The Rhythm Lyrics

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Katy Perry Has A New Song, Guys
Katy Perry Has A New Song, Guys

 

Katy Perry teased her new single, “Chained To The Rhythm”, yesterday. Apparently reggae disco is what we’re doing now.
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Katy Perry Did UNICEF & Links

Anthony Michael Hall got charged with felony battery  [  Dlisted  ]

Hey there, Margot Robbie  [  Popoholic   ]

What up to Heidi Klum‘s nipples   [  The Superficial   ]

Daisy Lea topless for a photoshoot (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Good lawd, Jessica Chastain  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Barbara Plavin is see through for Maxim  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Monica Orlanda in a bikini is amazing  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Scientologists really hate people talking about Scientology  [  The Blemish  ]

Felicity Jones is smart  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

VS models did a pre-fashion show photocall in Paris   [  Moe Jackson   ]

More Katy Perry  [  IDLY  ]

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Katy Perry Was Hillary Clinton
Katy Perry Was Hillary Clinton

 

Katy Perry is super into Hilary Clinton, guys. It’s getting weird. She went full on Hillary for Halloween. Jesus, this is terrifying.

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Katy Perry Wants You To Vote Naked

TOMORROW, I USE MY BODY AS CLICK BAIT TO HELP CHANGE THE WORLD

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When Katy Perry posted this on the cyber last night, I figured it would be a concept created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive, or it would be a Funny or Die skit. And I was right! Many people are saying I was right.

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