Katy Perry’s amfAR Quinceanera Went Well
Katy Perry’s amfAR Quinceanera Went Well


“She still doing it?”

“Mmm hmmm.”


Since Selena Gomez has better things to do besides be up Orlando Bloom’s ass every waking moment, Katy Perry filled in nicely by following him to amfAR’s 23rd Cinema Against AIDS Gala last night in France.

Katy Perry, 31, very quickly decided she didn’t want to break up with Orlando Bloom, 39, after he seemed to be caught kissing Selena Gomez, 23, in Las Vegas. However, the pair walked the red carpet separately at the fabulous anfAR gala on May 19, despite the fact that they showed up together at the Met Ball.

Jesus, she even wore a Quinceanera dress to trick Orlando into thinking she was Selena. These pictures don’t show us if she was wearing soccer shoes or not. She’s a month away from Instagramming J Iron Word quotes.


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Katy Perry Was All Up Orlando Bloom’s Ass In Cannes This Weekend
Katy Perry Was All Up Orlando Bloom’s Ass In Cannes This Weekend


Less than a week after this and this happened, Katy Perry was smothering Orlando Bloomwith insecurity in Cannes this past weekend. John Mayer hopes she’s sipping with the rest of us.  

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Selena Gomez Stole Your Man, Katy Perry
Selena Gomez Stole Your Man, Katy Perry


Say what you want about pointy ears and blue contacts, but Orlando Bloom turned that into quality getting pussy for life even though they’ve ran out of Hobbit books.  He’s like a budget Leonardo DiCaprio, but Leonardo has never banged this. Orlando Bloom has. Katy Perry also calls him her boyfriend. I mean, probably not so much now since he banged Selena Gomez last week. You do you, Orlando. 

Orlando Bloom and Selena Gomez found love in the club — for at least one night — when things got VERY physical in Las Vegas, and TMZ got pics of the hookup. It went down Friday night at Light in Mandalay Bay — Selena had the after-party for her Vegas concert there, and sources in the club tell us Orlando was a surprise, late addition to the party … and made a major impression when he got there. We’re told things got very “touchy feely” quickly before 23-year-old Selena and 39-year-old Orlando started neck-nuzzling and embracing in a booth. However, we’re told Selena absolutely went back to her room alone.

This also happened.

Yeah. 31 sounds about right. Selena Gomez is 23 and looks like this most of the time. Katy Perry is 31. She also wore this to the MET Gala. What was that about? That must have factored into Orlando Bloom’s decision here. 


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Katy Perry Went Meh For Cancer

The  Sean Parker And The Parker Foundation Launch The Parker Institute For Cancer Immunotherapy event was last night to raise money for cancer and awareness for the name “Parker”. I guess “Parker Cancer Immunotherapy” isn’t a type of cancer treatment or they would have added that in I think. Katy Perry went and this is what she wore. When she dresses like this, you’re not distracted by her rack so remember that she looks like Paula Deen made enough money to have a clone made. No? When was the last you saw Paula Deen? You took to long to answer. Goodbye.

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Katy Perry And Dolly Parton Did A Thing

You would have thought after Katy Perry strayed from Jesus’ path that country music would be a natural fit for her overly simplistic and cliched lyrics. That was not the case. She became a fake lesbian and let people focus on her titties instead so they’d forget all her stuff is shit. Which is fine, I guess. Gotta make money somehow. But plot twist: she performed and did a duet thing Dolly Parton last night at the American Country Music Awards after calling Dolly Parton “her hero”.  I assume Dolly Parton had no say in this.


This post is about Katy Perry and Dolly Parton,  so you don’t have to take much of a leap to figure out what Katy’s opening joke was about. 


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Katy Perry Calls Orlando Bloom ‘Her Boyfriend’ Now
Katy Perry Calls Orlando Bloom ‘Her Boyfriend’ Now


It’s been barely two months since Orlando Bloom saw Katy Perry’s boobs at the Golden Globes then took them home and did what you do with boobs like that. They’ve basically been together ever since, and were spotted in Malibu yesterday all up on each other.  

“Katy likes how down to earth Orlando is,” the insider explained to us earlier this month. “They seem to be getting serious and are an official couple. She calls him her boyfriend.

Katy Perry doesn’t seem to be wearing makeup in those pics E! has up, so Orlando Bloom really must be in love or the boobs haven’t worn off yet. Like I said, it’s only been two months. Give it time.


Look, Orlando Bloom has already banged this and was married to Miranda Kerr. He’ll snap out of whatever this is eventually. 


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Katy Perry Isn’t Berning & Links

Kristen Dunst seems cold   ( NSFW )   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Let’s talk about that Ghostbusters trailer  [   The Superficial   ]

Lea Michele still thinks she’s hot  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Carolyn Murphy did Interview ( NSFW )  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Fuck Muse  [  Popoholic  ]

Carly Foulkes did Nakid   ( NSFW )   [  The Nip Slip   ]

This bitch…  [  Reality Tea  ]

Every vote counts! (Mine is top right)  [  Dlisted   ]

Everybody is pregnant  [  Moe Jackson  ]

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Katy Perry Is Really JonBenet Ramsey Is A Conspiracy That’s A Thing Now
Katy Perry Is Really JonBenet Ramsey Is A Conspiracy That’s A Thing Now




I’m not exactly sure why you would fake murder your child in 1996 in a secret plot just for her to become Katy Perry, but if this true, damn, JonBenet Ramsey filled out. Yeah, so. WAKE UP SHEEPLE or something I guess.





As with most conspiracy theories, it completely falls apart as soon as you sit and actually think about it for five minutes (Katy Perry was 6 when Ramsey was born OR WAS SHE??!!) But, it’s being told by someone who knows “the truth”, so you could put JonBenet Ramsey’s corpse in his yard and he still wouldn’t believe it. Anyway, you’re grown adults. I’ll leave it up to you to decide if being brutally murdered at 6 or being Katy Perry would be the better option.


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Katy Perry Invited Taylor Swift To A Party, Taylor Swift Didn’t Go

On Saturday night, Spotify did this party thing called “An Evening to Celebrate the Creators”, which was apparently Katy Perry‘s idea so she hosted it.  In an interview with the New York Times, the spelled out the criteria to get an invite. 

Well, you have to be a creator — it’s artists, producers and songwriters. And it’s a mixture of new and familiar artists, a combination of the past two years’ Grammy nominees and also [acts] from the Spotify Discover playlist. It’s Kacey Musgraves, Karen O, Miguel, Tove Lo, Shirley Manson, Max Martin. Then up-and-coming songwriters like Blood Pop and Bonnie McKee all under the same roof as Diane Warren. In some ways, I’m trying to start the Met Ball of music.

I guess it’s good Katy Perry was the host or she wouldn’t have been invited.  She also invited Taylor Swift, but Taylor Swift declined. Mostly because Taylor Swift will hold a grudge like it’s the last crop top at Forever 21. Also, Katy Perry wore this outfit to that Spotify party. It’s dumb. It’s a dumb dress. I bet that party was dumb. You’re dumb. 

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