Here’s Katy Perry And Her Boobs At The Golden Globes

Katy Perry is generally annoying and her music sounds like it was written with a cliche randomizer app, but she’s been barely tolerable because I usually just post pics here and in those pics she mostly just shows off her rack. I’m okay with that. But she’s 31 now, and as far as I know, the rack hasn’t stopped by an LA clinic to start the Benjamin Button process. It had a good run. In related news, Orlando Bloom probably hit it last night. Orlando Bloom got this pregnant and probably Netflix and chilled with this for about two months. I’m not sure what he’s going through right now, but I hope he pulls out out it. In the literal sense as well. Y’all pray for Orlando. 

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Your Christmas Instagram Post
 

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on



I really didn’t mean to put Taylor Swift‘s homely ass as the main pic here, it just kinda worked out that way. Anyway, here’s some Christmas Instagram pics from some celebrities. Or “celebrities”. I guess it all depends which pic you’re viewing at the time.


btw, you won’t believe the pic Charlotte McKinney posted.  Such a change for her. 


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Katy Perry Made $135M In 2015

Yeah, so somehow Katy Perry is 2015’s highest paid chick musician according to Forbes.

Katy Perry left Taylor Swift and every other female singer in the dust, earning $135 MILLION this year! Forbes dropped the bombshell, reporting Katy raked in more than $2 mil per city during her Prismatic World Tour. With 126 shows, it adds up fast. Taylor Swift, who’s had a rivalry with Katy, came in second but way behind Katy with $80 million.

I made a D in Calculus, but I know 126 x 2 = 252, so it’s unclear where the other $117M went. I guess her manager and lawyers, because Taylor Swift voodoo dolls can’t be that expensive.

 

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Russell Brand Said Some Mean Things About Katy Perry


 Russell Brand used to be married Katy Perry because John Mayer was dating someone else at the time, so in the trailer for his new documentary, he’s gotta mention that because marketing.

In the comedian’s new documentary, BRAND: A Second Coming, Brand doesn’t hold back when it comes to talking about his marriage to Katy Perry, and what eventually led to its demise.  According to Brand, 40, he simply couldn’t stand living in the spotlight. “Oh my fucking God. I’m living, like, this life of the very thing I detest: vapid, vacuous celebrity,” Brand says in the trailer for the documentary.

I mean, how else are you gonna describe Katy Perry? You only need like one sentence and I think that pretty much covered it. Maybe throw in some pictures of her boobs like I did here. Anything else? Me either. Moving on.


#tbt


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Hilary Clinton Is Comfortable With Her Lead
 

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I’m sure if the Benghazi Committee has just one more hearing they’ll get to the bottom of it, but in the meantime, Hilary Clinton continues to be invincible to the point where she doesn’t even care if she takes a selfie with Katy Perry. It’s cool to see women like this support each other. Katy Perry turned 31 yesterday so they’re basically the same age in their respective fields.


There was another selfie where they both looked possessed, but I’ll posted this pictures of Emily Sears at the Maxim Halloween party instead. She’s from Australia, so maybe Hilary can ask her about gun laws. Also, where my Bernie Sanders CNN debate truthers at?


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Katy Perry Got Molested On Stage
Katy Perry Got Molested On Stage


For some reason Katy Perry is still on tour, and that tour went to Rock in Rio where Katy invited a fan on stage. The fan then proceeded to molest her over her clothes. Not in the biblical sense though.


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There’s Been A Katy Perry Sighting

Even Meek Mill is wondering how long Katy Perry is gonna take to respond to Taylor Swift, even though she’s reportedly obsessed with her, but I guess in the meantime she’ll just take her titties to places and put her hands in concrete so you can see them. Works for me. Anything that promotes titties will always find a place here.

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Katy Perry’s Taylor Swift Diss Track Has A Name
Katy Perry’s Taylor Swift Diss Track Has A Name


 Katy Perry has finally decided on a name for her Taylor Swift diss track (Diplo is helping) that she’s been talking about for four months. It’s Katy Perry picking a song title. It’s pretty much what you’d expect.

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Miley Cyrus Has Taylor Swift Shook

After Miley Cyrus said her titties were better than Taylor Swift’s fake guns in her Marie Claire interview then reports of Miley planning to throw more shade at Taylor Swift at the VMAs, Taylor Swift has been backstage during her tour frantically trying to find the right gif to accurately express her innermost thoughts and emotions. Those innermost thoughts and emotions being that Miley and Katy Perry have entered an unholy alliance to destroy her.

Taylor is very suspicious that Katy’s behind Miley’s attack on her, she blames her,” a source told HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “She knows Miley and Katy hang out and she knows Katy still talks so much trash about her, she knows she tries to turn people against her. She thinks Miley is just a pawn in Katy’s game, she feels sorry for her.”

I don’t know if this is true or not, but Taylor Swift does look like the kind of person who would say, “aww, I feel sorry for you”. She probably says that to homeless people then gives them a cardigan made out of Tegan and Sara’s hair.

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Charlotte McKinney Posted This And Some Other Stuff

I really didn’t want to write about Donald Trump or Bill Cosby or Demi Lovato’s puppy that was ripped apart by a coyote. Ok maybe I did want to write about the puppy. Then Charlotte McKinney posted this pic on Twitter, but she only posted one, so I had to find seven more to meet the minimum requirements for a gallery. Man, this job is hard. Netflix almost started the next episode of Bob’s Burgers by the time it took me to write this. Like, I almost had to pause. What kind of job asks you to do something like that?

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