Katy Perry is generally annoying and her music sounds like it was written with a cliche randomizer app, but she’s been barely tolerable because I usually just post pics here and in those pics she mostly just shows off her rack. I’m okay with that. But she’s 31 now, and as far as I know, the rack hasn’t stopped by an LA clinic to start the Benjamin Button process. It had a good run. In related news, Orlando Bloom probably hit it last night. Orlando Bloom got this pregnant and probably Netflix and chilled with this for about two months. I’m not sure what he’s going through right now, but I hope he pulls out out it. In the literal sense as well. Y’all pray for Orlando.
Yeah, so somehow Katy Perry is 2015’s highest paid chick musician according to Forbes.
Katy Perry left Taylor Swift and every other female singer in the dust, earning $135 MILLION this year! Forbes dropped the bombshell, reporting Katy raked in more than $2 mil per city during her Prismatic World Tour. With 126 shows, it adds up fast. Taylor Swift, who’s had a rivalry with Katy, came in second but way behind Katy with $80 million.
I made a D in Calculus, but I know 126 x 2 = 252, so it’s unclear where the other $117M went. I guess her manager and lawyers, because Taylor Swift voodoo dolls can’t be that expensive.