Katy Perry Went Meh For Cancer

The  Sean Parker And The Parker Foundation Launch The Parker Institute For Cancer Immunotherapy event was last night to raise money for cancer and awareness for the name “Parker”. I guess “Parker Cancer Immunotherapy” isn’t a type of cancer treatment or they would have added that in I think. Katy Perry went and this is what she wore. When she dresses like this, you’re not distracted by her rack so remember that she looks like Paula Deen made enough money to have a clone made. No? When was the last you saw Paula Deen? You took to long to answer. Goodbye.

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Katy Perry And Dolly Parton Did A Thing

You would have thought after Katy Perry strayed from Jesus’ path that country music would be a natural fit for her overly simplistic and cliched lyrics. That was not the case. She became a fake lesbian and let people focus on her titties instead so they’d forget all her stuff is shit. Which is fine, I guess. Gotta make money somehow. But plot twist: she performed and did a duet thing Dolly Parton last night at the American Country Music Awards after calling Dolly Parton “her hero”.  I assume Dolly Parton had no say in this.


This post is about Katy Perry and Dolly Parton,  so you don’t have to take much of a leap to figure out what Katy’s opening joke was about. 


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Katy Perry Calls Orlando Bloom ‘Her Boyfriend’ Now
Katy Perry Calls Orlando Bloom ‘Her Boyfriend’ Now


It’s been barely two months since Orlando Bloom saw Katy Perry’s boobs at the Golden Globes then took them home and did what you do with boobs like that. They’ve basically been together ever since, and were spotted in Malibu yesterday all up on each other.  

“Katy likes how down to earth Orlando is,” the insider explained to us earlier this month. “They seem to be getting serious and are an official couple. She calls him her boyfriend.

Katy Perry doesn’t seem to be wearing makeup in those pics E! has up, so Orlando Bloom really must be in love or the boobs haven’t worn off yet. Like I said, it’s only been two months. Give it time.


Look, Orlando Bloom has already banged this and was married to Miranda Kerr. He’ll snap out of whatever this is eventually. 


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Katy Perry Isn’t Berning & Links

Kristen Dunst seems cold   ( NSFW )   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Let’s talk about that Ghostbusters trailer  [   The Superficial   ]

Lea Michele still thinks she’s hot  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Carolyn Murphy did Interview ( NSFW )  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Fuck Muse  [  Popoholic  ]

Carly Foulkes did Nakid   ( NSFW )   [  The Nip Slip   ]

This bitch…  [  Reality Tea  ]

Every vote counts! (Mine is top right)  [  Dlisted   ]

Everybody is pregnant  [  Moe Jackson  ]

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Katy Perry Is Really JonBenet Ramsey Is A Conspiracy That’s A Thing Now
Katy Perry Is Really JonBenet Ramsey Is A Conspiracy That’s A Thing Now




I’m not exactly sure why you would fake murder your child in 1996 in a secret plot just for her to become Katy Perry, but if this true, damn, JonBenet Ramsey filled out. Yeah, so. WAKE UP SHEEPLE or something I guess.





As with most conspiracy theories, it completely falls apart as soon as you sit and actually think about it for five minutes (Katy Perry was 6 when Ramsey was born OR WAS SHE??!!) But, it’s being told by someone who knows “the truth”, so you could put JonBenet Ramsey’s corpse in his yard and he still wouldn’t believe it. Anyway, you’re grown adults. I’ll leave it up to you to decide if being brutally murdered at 6 or being Katy Perry would be the better option.


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Katy Perry Invited Taylor Swift To A Party, Taylor Swift Didn’t Go

On Saturday night, Spotify did this party thing called “An Evening to Celebrate the Creators”, which was apparently Katy Perry‘s idea so she hosted it.  In an interview with the New York Times, the spelled out the criteria to get an invite. 

Well, you have to be a creator — it’s artists, producers and songwriters. And it’s a mixture of new and familiar artists, a combination of the past two years’ Grammy nominees and also [acts] from the Spotify Discover playlist. It’s Kacey Musgraves, Karen O, Miguel, Tove Lo, Shirley Manson, Max Martin. Then up-and-coming songwriters like Blood Pop and Bonnie McKee all under the same roof as Diane Warren. In some ways, I’m trying to start the Met Ball of music.

I guess it’s good Katy Perry was the host or she wouldn’t have been invited.  She also invited Taylor Swift, but Taylor Swift declined. Mostly because Taylor Swift will hold a grudge like it’s the last crop top at Forever 21. Also, Katy Perry wore this outfit to that Spotify party. It’s dumb. It’s a dumb dress. I bet that party was dumb. You’re dumb. 

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Here’s Katy Perry And Her Boobs At The Golden Globes

Katy Perry is generally annoying and her music sounds like it was written with a cliche randomizer app, but she’s been barely tolerable because I usually just post pics here and in those pics she mostly just shows off her rack. I’m okay with that. But she’s 31 now, and as far as I know, the rack hasn’t stopped by an LA clinic to start the Benjamin Button process. It had a good run. In related news, Orlando Bloom probably hit it last night. Orlando Bloom got this pregnant and probably Netflix and chilled with this for about two months. I’m not sure what he’s going through right now, but I hope he pulls out out it. In the literal sense as well. Y’all pray for Orlando. 

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Your Christmas Instagram Post
 

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on



I really didn’t mean to put Taylor Swift‘s homely ass as the main pic here, it just kinda worked out that way. Anyway, here’s some Christmas Instagram pics from some celebrities. Or “celebrities”. I guess it all depends which pic you’re viewing at the time.


btw, you won’t believe the pic Charlotte McKinney posted.  Such a change for her. 


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Katy Perry Made $135M In 2015

Yeah, so somehow Katy Perry is 2015’s highest paid chick musician according to Forbes.

Katy Perry left Taylor Swift and every other female singer in the dust, earning $135 MILLION this year! Forbes dropped the bombshell, reporting Katy raked in more than $2 mil per city during her Prismatic World Tour. With 126 shows, it adds up fast. Taylor Swift, who’s had a rivalry with Katy, came in second but way behind Katy with $80 million.

I made a D in Calculus, but I know 126 x 2 = 252, so it’s unclear where the other $117M went. I guess her manager and lawyers, because Taylor Swift voodoo dolls can’t be that expensive.

 

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Russell Brand Said Some Mean Things About Katy Perry


 Russell Brand used to be married Katy Perry because John Mayer was dating someone else at the time, so in the trailer for his new documentary, he’s gotta mention that because marketing.

In the comedian’s new documentary, BRAND: A Second Coming, Brand doesn’t hold back when it comes to talking about his marriage to Katy Perry, and what eventually led to its demise.  According to Brand, 40, he simply couldn’t stand living in the spotlight. “Oh my fucking God. I’m living, like, this life of the very thing I detest: vapid, vacuous celebrity,” Brand says in the trailer for the documentary.

I mean, how else are you gonna describe Katy Perry? You only need like one sentence and I think that pretty much covered it. Maybe throw in some pictures of her boobs like I did here. Anything else? Me either. Moving on.


#tbt


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