Kathy Griffin Jumped The ‘Fashion Police’ Ship

Giuliana Rancic had to stress eat a baby carrot after she made dumb comments about Zendaya’s hair during the Fashion Police Oscar coverage, but before she could throw that up, Kelly Osbourne quit the show. Now, not even a week later (and less than 24 hours after she walked by Rancic’s dead body and did the Kanye shrug) Kathy Griffin has decided to jump off this shit before it circles the drain.

“I thought that I could bring my brand of humor to Fashion Police so beautiful people in beautiful dresses could be teased when appropriate,” she said via Twitter.  “I do not want to use my comedy to contribute to a culture of unattainable perfectionism and intolerance towards difference. I want to help women, gay kids, people of color, and anyone who feels underrepresented to have a voice and a LAUGH.”

You can read her full statement here, or you can not read it, because please keep in mind, we’re talking about E!’s Fashion Police. I swear, if Joan Rivers was alive, I’d dig her up and see how much they give me for her at a recycling center.

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Lady Gaga Was Productive

I know, I know, this bitch again. It’s a slow news day. From Radar Online:

The Senate’s historic vote to repeal the military’s “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy has led to an outpouring of Twitter support from celebs, with Lady Gaga leading the cheers.

“Can’t hold back the tears + pride,” Lady G Tweeted. “We did it!! Our voice was heard + today the Senate REPEALED DADT. A triumph for equality after 17 YEARS.”

The singer has been has been among the most vocal critics of DADT. She frequently railed against it during concerts and even released a video
demanding the repeal.

Kathy Griffin wrote, “FINALLY! Equality IS coming.”

Ellen DeGeneres Tweeted, “Thank you Senators for pushing us one step closer towards full equality.”

And Ricky Martin added his voice, Tweeting ” DADT is gone! Historical!”

So some unattractive public figures (and one goodlooking one who enjoys golden showers) endorsed a bill benefiting the demographics that hurl the most money at them. I just fell asleep writing this because it feels like I’m watching CSPAN.

Because I too like exploiting our fanbase for site hits seeing you happy, here is Doutzen Kroes in lingerie. We did it!

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Kate Bosworth gets the honor of first nipple-pics of 2009. Congratulations. Now don’t make another Superman movie, because you helped it suck. [Egotastic]

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