Kate Upton Got Married
Kate Upton Got Married

 

Dating since 2014, former model and former actress, Kate Upton, and pitcher Justin Verlander got married.

Capping off a perfect week after watching her fiancé win the World Series, supermodel Kate Upton is now a married woman. Upton and Houston Astros pitcher Justin Verlander wed on Saturday in an intimate ceremony in Italy, a source confirms to PEOPLE.

Kate Upton’s latest movie has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and was direct to video even though it showed her titties the whole movie. Her then boyfriend had just won the World Series, so marrying him just seemed like the obvious choice. You can seen pics from the wedding here if you want. Congrats to the happy couple, but especially to Kate Upton.

 

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Alexandra Daddario & Kate Upton Suck At Promoting ‘The Layover’
Alexandra Daddario & Kate Upton Suck At Promoting ‘The Layover’

 

If you don’t remember the trailer for The Layover, it’s the movie where Alexandra Daddario and Kate Upton are friends until they met a dude then they turn on each other and use their titties as weapons in a war to see who will get to bang the dude. It probably won’t have any all-female screenings. Last night they showed up to the premiere of The Layover without showing their titties. Maybe because they don’t want to be seen as objects. Feminism is weird some times.

 

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Kate Upton Did “Lip Sync Battle”
Kate Upton Did “Lip Sync Battle”

 

Kate Upton is in the stage of career where she tries to avoid calls from Dancing With The Stars, but tests the market for her eventual run by appearing on Spike’s Lip Sync Battle.  She did Britney Spears’ Baby One More Time, because they had to put her in a schoolgirl outfit for the obvious reasons. It’s not like they were gonna invite Kate Upton on and have her lip sync Adele. That wouldn’t make  good promo ad.

 

 

Here’s something called the LSB Preshow where Kate sounds out of breath. Not sure if this was before or after.

 

 

I don’t even know why Kate Upton dances anymore when the greatest dance video of all time is readily available on the Internet. Why even does this to us?

 

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Kate Upton Has A Video
Kate Upton Has A Video

 

I just realized this video of Kate Upton for the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue existed, but I wrote about how she got the cover after throwing a hissy fit if she didn’t so, so I’m gonna be like Christopher Nolan and close out this trilogy. Except this doesn’t have as many plot holes as it does huge tits and feigned modesty.

 

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Kate Upton Got The 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Anyway
Kate Upton Got The 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Anyway

 

After demanding to be on the cover of the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Kate Upton is on the cover. Why? Oh man, the totally best reason.

The theme of this year’s issue centers on body diversity and age inclusion, something that was very important to SI Swim editor MJ Day. It’s also one of the reasons Upton was “proud” to return to the magazine.

Spin it, Kate!

To have an issue that focuses on that is really an amazing moment for me because I think it’s important for everyone to be the best they can be, but not to strive to be a company or industry’s idea of perfect,” Upton tells Sports Illustrated. “For SI to emphasize every different type of perfect is really inspiring. Those are the campaigns I want to do and the career I want to have — to inspire women to love themselves.”

I agree. Nothing says “body diversity and age inclusion” like a 24-year old skinny blonde with huge tits. Really breaking new ground here. They should do a food diversity issue next with tacos and chicken nuggets.

 

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Kate Upton Is Demanding The 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover
Kate Upton Is Demanding The 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

 

Kate Upton, who could bee seen dazzling critics and audiences alike as “Chick With Big Tits” in The Other Woman, “Chick With Big Tits” in The Three Stooges, and “Chick With Big Tits” in Tower Heist, rose to Big Tit fame in 2011 in the SI Swimsuit Issue. She appeared on the cover twice. Flash forward to 2017, where the SI Swimsuit issue is “likely they will have three covers starring tennis champ Serena Williams, 63-year-old model Christie Brinkley, and possibly Kate Upton.” She’s not happy with that decision.

Sources tell us that an appearance by Upton — whose Rookie of the Year pictures in the mag in 2011 helped make her a star — is still up in the air because of her diva demands. “There was drama,” says the source. “Kate demanded that if she did the shoot, that she absolutely must get the cover. She also had a list of photographers and hair and makeup people she would only work with.”….The source continued of this time around, “She was being a big f - - king diva. She’s thinks she’s better than everyone because she’s an actress.”

I normally  don’t put too much into what Page Six has to say, but remember when this happened? And this? But not this. That was okay. I used to post about this chick everyday, so I guess I’m partially to blame. We all are. This is what happens when you let blonde chicks with big tits and no high school diploma into your country. They try to take over.

 

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Kate Upton’s Rack Did LOVE Advent
Kate Upton’s Rack Did LOVE Advent

 

Kate Upton is horrifically dumb and petty, but she’s blonde, reasonably attractive, and has giant tits. History teaches us, that much like NFL running backs, she will be relevant until she hits 30. So we have some time. She did LOVE Advent thing. Here’s the video.  They knew that bra didn’t fit.

 

 

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Kate Upton Lost Her Shit On Twitter Because Verlander Didn’t Win The Cy Young
Kate Upton Lost Her Shit On Twitter Because Verlander Didn’t Win The Cy Young

 

Kate Upton, who recently told black people what they should be angry about, went full on Kanye megaton on Twitter last after the Baseball Writers’ Association of America didn’t give her fiancée, Justin Verlander, the Cy Young Award. Like, she legit had a meltdown. Let’s witness it all again.

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Kate Upton Is Painfully Stupid
Kate Upton Is Painfully Stupid


Let me start this with Kate Upton didn’t graduate high school. But when she was in a high school, it was a private academy that costs $14K a year in an 80% white town in Florida. She also competed in equestrian events with her horses Roanie Pony and Zipper. Then she posed for pictures in a bikini for a few years then got engaged to a millionaire. So that right there tells you that when it comes to race relations in America, Kate Upton has a wealth of knowledge and insight to speak on behalf everyone in a country that was “discovered” by way of genocide and built on the backs of slaves. So let’s take a moment to sit and hear her nuanced argument on how minorities should behave. Take it away, Kate!

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